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Steve Ballmer · (This post was last modified: 11-09-2017, 03:26 PM by Steve Ballmer.)

[indent=1]“Hello there my Mac using ‘friends’,

We at MS value our many years of strategic alliance with all of you people.

We are so interested in your welfare that we are announcing the renewed Mac Trade-in offer.

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For every Mac that you turn in while purchasing a PC with Windows 10 preinstalled, MS will send you a rebate for $85!

Upgrade massively from Macs to Windows, join the rest of the world and get $85 back to boot.

There is no limit on the number of macs you can turn in!”[/indent]

***the Battle Cat*** · 11-09-2017, 07:51 PM

Great Profit Balmer, may I trade in the Macs of other people and still get 85 bucks a Mac? I know a lot of these guys and they'd never suspect it was the cat.

Steve Ballmer · 11-09-2017, 08:41 PM

(11-09-2017, 07:51 PM)the Battle Cat Wrote: Great Profit Balmer, may I trade in the Macs of other people and still get 85 bucks a Mac? I know a lot of these guys and they'd never suspect it was the cat.

As long as those things are out of circulation, it's not my business how you get them.

DirtyHarry50 · (This post was last modified: 11-10-2017, 11:45 PM by DirtyHarry50.)

You're going to have to fork over a lot more than 85 bucks to get me to give up Linux for Winders.

Oh, this was for Macs. Sorry.

How do you feel about giving me an XBox One X? Now that I'd like. It's the only thing from Microsoft that I'd like.

Steve Ballmer · 11-13-2017, 10:15 AM

(11-10-2017, 11:43 PM)DirtyHarry50 Wrote: You're going to have to fork over a lot more than 85 bucks to get me to give up Linux for Winders.

Oh, this was for Macs. Sorry.

How do you feel about giving me an XBox One X? Now that I'd like. It's the only thing from Microsoft that I'd like.

$50

DirtyHarry50 · 11-13-2017, 10:57 AM

(11-13-2017, 10:15 AM)Steve Ballmer Wrote: $50

Cheapskate.

***the Battle Cat*** · 11-13-2017, 12:45 PM

INFIDEL! You are talking to the Great Profit Ballmer!! Show some respect.

DirtyHarry50 · 11-15-2017, 01:16 AM

He's been slipping you free catnip and lots of it, hasn't he? Tell the truth now.

***the Battle Cat*** · 11-15-2017, 01:00 PM

Tuna. My pimp gives me all the free catnip I want.

Steve Ballmer · 02-10-2023, 11:21 PM

WOW! this place is a desert! I stop posting and your forum goes down to nothing?

---- predictable.

**Frost** · 02-11-2023, 02:10 PM

B&

***the Battle Cat*** · 02-17-2023, 05:00 PM

May the monitor light of Vista 7 bless your sagging buttocks as you press them firmly against it.

Sneaky Snake · 02-27-2023, 11:23 PM

Was it ever revealed which forum user is running the Steve Ballmer account?

***the Battle Cat*** · 03-24-2023, 02:26 PM

(02-27-2023, 11:23 PM)Sneaky Snake Wrote: Was it ever revealed which forum user is running the Steve Ballmer account?

He is himself, his IP is unique among members. Other that that, I donno.

Sneaky Snake · 03-30-2023, 11:10 PM

Truly a god amongst mere mortals