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the Battle Cat

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#446873 Best Mac Computers for Gaming 2015

Posted the Battle Cat on Today, 01:44 PM

OK, I've solved this problem by using the slingshot maneuver around the sun to go back in time and assassinating the first admin before he could pen the bylaws.  Ironically this act launched the reality arc where I become admin.  Now it's OK to change your title to "Honorary Special Snowflake".  Thank you and you are welcome.


#446871 Best Mac Computers for Gaming 2015

Posted the Battle Cat on Today, 09:22 AM

View Postipickert55, on 17 October 2017 - 03:27 AM, said:

I mean I am the honorary special snowflake (speaking of when do i get that title?)

According to Forum bylaws you need to assassinate Dirty Harry if you want that snowflake title.  Try wearing a "make America great again" hat and calling slurm (Harry's pronoun for "him") by the wrong pronoun and see if sporks (Harry's pronoun for "his") head explodes.  Though I suppose "Honorary Special Snowflake" is different enough... Damnit Jim, I'm a mass murdering mouser not a lawyer.


#446827 Best Mac Computers for Gaming 2015

Posted the Battle Cat on 12 October 2017 - 01:41 PM

View PostSteve Ballmer, on 11 October 2017 - 07:35 PM, said:

I have 132 Billion dollars, reality is whatever I say it is!

He does have a point there kids.  It's pretty much like a massively fat guy sitting in a row of chairs,  his chair is whatever acreage his butt says it is.  His logic is quite infallible in this matter.

View Postipickert55, on 11 October 2017 - 09:19 PM, said:

Can I report him Father Battle Cat?

He is already reported by another.  It's satire folks, he is probably as irritating to Microsoft fanboys as he is to Apple fanboys.  But it's good satire if you can see past the love of your platform of choice, I can't be the only guy to appreciate it.  Can I?


#446813 forgot password on bootcamp for windows 7

Posted the Battle Cat on 11 October 2017 - 01:50 PM

Why?  Pong never gets old.


#446812 Suggestions For Windows 10 Performance Tuning

Posted the Battle Cat on 11 October 2017 - 01:42 PM

Don't get him started Atticus, he'll start chanting "developers" like Vikings chanting "spam"  In fact you can do a mash-up of "developers" and "spam", just sing "Spammity spammmmm spammity spammmmm spammity spammmmm spammity spammmmm" while you watch the developers vid.


#446752 Best Mac Computers for Gaming 2015

Posted the Battle Cat on 07 October 2017 - 10:27 AM

View Postmacdude22, on 06 October 2017 - 07:24 AM, said:

Given the firmware checks in place in High Sierra, I'm fully expecting the boot chain to get secured requiring everything in the chain to be signed by Apple at some point in the future.

::The Battle Cat runs into the gray auditorium in his little tank top with a sledgehammer in his hands, his enormous bewbs majestically bouncing and swaying in slow motion, then throws the hammer into the gigantic face of Macdude detonating the screen Big Brother is projected on::


#446743 Is there really a such thing as a Mac game?

Posted the Battle Cat on 06 October 2017 - 10:05 AM

View PostG_Player, on 05 October 2017 - 05:14 PM, said:

E.  As promised, you still haven't killed Google.

Crom damnit Steve!  Will you please get back off that retired large-curd-cottage-cheese-butt and DESTROY GOOGLE once and for all like you promised?  Google is a festering pimple on the ass of my sanity.  You can borrow my suicide vest, I'm sure you can find an unwitting intern to deliver it into the belly of the beast.

View PostG_Player, on 05 October 2017 - 05:26 PM, said:

Hey Battle Cat,

Can you change his avatar to Dr. Evil ?  :w00t:

That'd be awesome!

Yeah that would be appropriate and funny, but I don't want to mess with a member like that.  That is the sort of member abuse I decided long ago to abandon.  Personally, I preferred his previous avatar showing Steve Balmer apparently holding a huge invisible dong up to his mouth.

View Postipickert55, on 05 October 2017 - 05:46 PM, said:

This guy can't be real. This is some elaborate sarcasm or satire or something right?

Yes, yes, yes, or yes.  His blog leaves no doubt about this.  I recommend you read it.  I used to read it the last time he was here then I lost track of it till now.  This is good stuff, great fun.


#446729 Windows Gaming on a Mac FAQ

Posted the Battle Cat on 05 October 2017 - 09:54 AM

I'll have you know that I no longer have to wind my Mac, this model and all models since have shipped with Apple proprietary software that autowinds for you.  I still keep the key on a string around my neck because it makes me look cool, but I haven't used it in years.


#446719 Is there really a such thing as a Mac game?

Posted the Battle Cat on 04 October 2017 - 10:35 AM

Ah, good times... good times.




#446710 Is there really a such thing as a Mac game?

Posted the Battle Cat on 03 October 2017 - 07:57 PM

OMG!  Mr. Ballmer is back!  It's been years.  The last I saw you, and this is to the best of my recall, some internet men were sent to this forum to take you back to wherever it was you had apparently escaped from.  It was all very mysterious.  I thought you were hilarious, a master at dry humor.  I was sorry to see you go but your exit was exquisite, Anyway you're back and I don't think the internet men have a clue you've escaped again!  So make hay while the sun shines me boyo.  I look forward to your humorous mayhem.


#446647 Deus Ex: Mankind Divided™ – Announcement trailer

Posted the Battle Cat on 29 September 2017 - 09:50 AM

View PostDirtyHarry50, on 28 September 2017 - 07:49 PM, said:

I have a feeling they gave me the Special Snowflake title for a reason.

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#446614 Local documents on your computer

Posted the Battle Cat on 25 September 2017 - 10:51 AM

View PostG_Player, on 24 September 2017 - 10:03 PM, said:

Sorry for using the wrong name, been up and down on 20 foot scaffolding all day hauling and nailing up siding. Really tired.

This is our history son.  This is what we are all fighting for.  :teehee:


#446587 Apple Sept Event......!

Posted the Battle Cat on 21 September 2017 - 05:13 PM

View PostFrost, on 21 September 2017 - 11:32 AM, said:

Claymore: Because frak your infantry advance, we've got shotgun mines.

Made me lol out loud through my mouth hole.


#446584 Apple Sept Event......!

Posted the Battle Cat on 21 September 2017 - 09:55 AM

I'll vouch for claymores with tripwires from personal experience.  Absolutely devastating.  Everything in the directional cone of fire dies shredded and broken.


#446577 Suggestions For Windows 10 Performance Tuning

Posted the Battle Cat on 20 September 2017 - 09:46 AM

Agreed.  I'm very happy with my 2TB FireCuda Hybrid.