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the Battle Cat

Member Since 19 May 2004
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#448510 The Secret History of Mac Gaming

Posted the Battle Cat on Yesterday, 01:25 PM

Agreed, and not only that, it obviously knows it's being followed.

#448486 What games are people playing these days!?

Posted the Battle Cat on 14 March 2018 - 10:42 AM

View PostAtticus, on 13 March 2018 - 07:25 PM, said:

mmmmmmm. See above!

I carry oomph.  I have a legendary shotty that will put a Deathclaw on the menu with 3 shots, the fight is over before it starts.  Also packing around a legendary explosive round combat rifle that is devastating to the target and anything around it with splash damage.  The auto pipe rifle is for grins and giggles.  It makes putting down feral ghouls and raiders a bit more fun and challenging because it is so weak.  Watching the spent casings arc through the air during Cat Time is pure art.  (Cat Time is like Bullet Time for you monkey folk.)  Budda budda baby.

Now all that aside, my usual tactics are stealth.  I'll approach an enemy base with a silenced legendary sniper rifle and take out all the guards.  A .308 projectile is usually the last thing that goes through their minds. Then once inside I'll finish my wet work by sneaking around with a silenced legendary 10mm pistol that loves to prune arms and legs.  Cats really are sneaky little bastards.  When the popsnizzle hits the fan I switch to my legendary combat rifle and get everybody to calm down.

We all really can just get along... but that always seems to involve them laying naked and looted on the floor.

#448448 Inspiring YOU!

Posted the Battle Cat on 08 March 2018 - 11:30 AM

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#448434 Inspiring YOU!

Posted the Battle Cat on 07 March 2018 - 11:17 AM

View PostM4cr, on 06 March 2018 - 08:50 PM, said:

He's in good shape

You posted this after I asked you to prove you are human.  Bots don't follow their own posts and neither do you.  I pronounce you bot.  You know how to prove me wrong.  Email me and I'll lift the ban.

#448433 The Secret History of Mac Gaming

Posted the Battle Cat on 07 March 2018 - 11:08 AM

Holy gobsmack, look at the pixel size on that book compared to a modern desktop image!  What kind of card do you have in that book?  A library card?


#448423 Free Mac games

Posted the Battle Cat on 06 March 2018 - 10:37 AM

And by "Prove me wrong please" he means a post simply saying you are not a spammer is needed.  Otherwise, I'll ban you.  Simple, direct, time saving.

#448401 The Secret History of Mac Gaming

Posted the Battle Cat on 03 March 2018 - 11:30 AM

View PostMatt Diamond, on 02 March 2018 - 01:31 PM, said:

BUT: skimming the text it turns out that Diamonds 3D was by Matt "Escape Velocity" Burch! I had no idea! It's like I got dunked on by Michael Jordan. How can I stay mad about that?!

I love your attitude.  I quoted it to give it a little more life.  Again, you've made my day.

#448367 Weird mail server problem

Posted the Battle Cat on 28 February 2018 - 03:41 PM

Ohhhhhh... Thanks.

You know, I originally posted "square eyed bit heads" but I looked up "square eyed" and it now refers to people who watch a lot of TV.  Back in my day "Square eyes" meant you could read Hollerith cards without a machine decoding it for you.  Yes I am a dinosaur, "Felis Reptilicus Massacreus" to be exact.

#448314 Answer questions for the Feral newsletter!

Posted the Battle Cat on 23 February 2018 - 11:35 AM

Please Bastet, don't let junk be what kills me.  Amen.

#448313 Xbox, PlayStation, and Switch News

Posted the Battle Cat on 23 February 2018 - 11:33 AM

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#448312 The Last Jedi [SPOILERS GALORE]

Posted the Battle Cat on 23 February 2018 - 11:26 AM

I might be the only one with this perspective, but I saw A New Hope in a theatre when it came out.  I was about 25.  For it's era and that era's mindset, #4 was much much more powerful than The Last Jedi. That's why the world had it's collective mind blown when it came out.  You can't put yourself in that mind frame to imagine what it was like, you had to have lived through the times leading up to it.  Anymore they are just another summer movie with just another summer movie formula.  Sure they are still fun to watch, and my favorite franchise, but really George... just as you can't go home again you can't recreate the The Movie that grabbed the worlds attention.  The harder you try the worse they get.  You have sharks jumping sharks that are jumping sharks that just got jumped by some other random sharks and are looking desperately for some more sharks to jump to keep the shark popsnizzle running downhill.  Still I watch every frickin' one of them because I love the universe he created and care so deeply about the original players.

So, that's my opinion of the Star Wars movies.  I don't care to try to explain my opinion because it is my opinion alone and I'm not trying to make it yours.

#448301 Xbox, PlayStation, and Switch News

Posted the Battle Cat on 22 February 2018 - 11:23 AM

I have a restraining order to stay away from kittens otherwise hell yeah.

#448289 Answer questions for the Feral newsletter!

Posted the Battle Cat on 21 February 2018 - 10:39 AM

View PostEllieFeral, on 21 February 2018 - 07:36 AM, said:


Brainnnnnnnns?  Stubbs the Zombie.  My father in law wants me dead, trying to relate to people ends up in blood and screaming, I shamble when walking after 4 hours straight in a gaming session, women avoid me like death itself, dogs bark at me (might be that I'm a cat but I prefer to blame my victimhood status), I stink, and I wear my favorite clothes ragged.

#448229 What are you currently listening to

Posted the Battle Cat on 17 February 2018 - 01:01 PM

It is pretty awesome to hear and watch a symphony orchestra do this.  Make sure you have good earphones or speakers hooked up.

(Also it helps that the conductor is a stone fox)

#448217 Feral's upcoming project?

Posted the Battle Cat on 15 February 2018 - 02:49 PM

You cannot hide from the law son.  Eventually it will catch up to you and it will not be pretty.