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#448826 The Truth - Once again!

Posted Steve Ballmer on 22 April 2018 - 05:31 PM

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#448825 Apple CPUs to Replace Intel in Macs?

Posted Steve Ballmer on 22 April 2018 - 05:26 PM

" I am choosing to shut the hell up about this stuff "

Thank goodness


#448814 Apple CPUs to Replace Intel in Macs?

Posted Steve Ballmer on 20 April 2018 - 09:26 PM

View PostMatt Diamond, on 20 April 2018 - 05:05 AM, said:

Stock trading done in response to a rumor is not really proof of anything.





Well if nothing else, Apple can try to negotiate a better price from them. "Give us a price break or your stock drops again." :)
The world only cares about Microsoft!


#448758 Announcement: Seven Comes!

Posted Steve Ballmer on 15 April 2018 - 09:17 PM

View PostDirtyHarry50, on 12 April 2018 - 03:50 PM, said:

Come over to the Light Side. We have apples. They are good for you!

Embrace your destiny Steve.
OK


#448111 Public Apology

Posted Steve Ballmer on 05 February 2018 - 05:17 PM

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#448105 Inspiring YOU!

Posted Steve Ballmer on 04 February 2018 - 02:06 PM

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#447986 Star Trek Discovery

Posted Steve Ballmer on 20 January 2018 - 11:25 PM

I loved Gul Dukat!
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"Steve Ballmer, yes"


#447962 What If Google Had Not Deleted The Fake Steve Ballmer Blog?

Posted Steve Ballmer on 19 January 2018 - 11:54 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 19 January 2018 - 02:33 PM, said:

Yes.  No cure.  We have our exhausted our IMG medical research team in the search for a cure.  Handsome Jack has promised new cures with eridium and slag procedures but DH refused to step foot into that game.  Even putting tuna into his carrier to coax him inside wouldn't work.  TUNA and he wouldn't go in!  My god, what some vet must have done to him in the past... this probably started when he thought he was going to the vet to get "toutered".
I have only one thing to say about that; Nano-bots! We are secretly working on them, they work on a micro-cellular level and can reprogram the human brain (in theory) so that all you problems will be solved. Human test start in about a month or two or ten.


#447812 Zune Repairs?

Posted Steve Ballmer on 09 January 2018 - 09:50 AM

View PostDirtyHarry50, on 04 January 2018 - 10:39 PM, said:

I knew there had to be a catch. I just knew it!
Sorry, I have a hard and fast rule about not supporting companies that bring down our collective IQ. hence I have banned CNN


#447810 Star Trek Discovery

Posted Steve Ballmer on 09 January 2018 - 09:28 AM

View Postipickert55, on 09 January 2018 - 04:26 AM, said:

I thought it was okay in theaters, watched it at home and it was just bleh. Spock somehow reverted to being an emotionless husk despite being an alright guy at the end of the first one, the blonde admirals daughter literally served no purpose, and Benedict Cumberbatch's performance was brutal at times.

Even as AAA action movies, I thought the 2009 was far better because of how well put together it was. The other two just felt so messy and chaotic.

Sorry for hijacking this thread btw, I haven't watched discovery yet :P
If you like being frustrated, watch Discovery.


#447801 Star Trek Discovery

Posted Steve Ballmer on 08 January 2018 - 06:15 PM

The Disaster Called Startrek Discovery

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Where do I start?

OK, Klingons!

ghob’e’ Qu’ Hoch ‘e’ naQ tIq HoS je

I tried to be open minded here but the timeline is wrong, technology is wrong, sets are wrong, acting is flat, plots are tortured, …… the Klingons are not Klingons!

Who came up with this stuff? Kilngons are passionate, extreme, wild-eyed! The Kilngons on Discovery are mask, that’s it.

I tried to like this show but I HATE it! The writers should be fed to my pitakh!

It actually makes me like The Orville.



#447719 Zune Repairs?

Posted Steve Ballmer on 30 December 2017 - 07:24 PM

View Postipickert55, on 28 December 2017 - 12:05 PM, said:

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LOL, you insult me! one million? Never mind.


#447718 Support the NNLO!

Posted Steve Ballmer on 30 December 2017 - 07:22 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 30 December 2017 - 10:58 AM, said:

That's our fault DH.  The forums haven't been updated since forever and problems like this are leaking out of the corroded joints.
.... always blame the user, never confess error!


#447693 Merry Christmas!

Posted Steve Ballmer on 28 December 2017 - 12:51 AM

The entire staff of FSB hope that all of you had a great and Merry Christmas!
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View PostFrost, on 25 December 2017 - 02:05 PM, said:

HO-HO-HO

Now I have [another] machine gun!

Merry Christmas!

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LOL


#447459 Join the battle for net neutrality

Posted Steve Ballmer on 05 December 2017 - 06:33 PM

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https://www.battleforthenet.com/

Here is another great cause: Return Steve Ballmer as CEO and Make Microsoft Great Again!