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Steve Ballmer

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#446927 What is the Problem With Microsoft?

Posted Steve Ballmer on Yesterday, 03:36 PM

Now that I am no longer CEO at Microsoft I can admit that a few things about how and what they did there did sometimes annoy me, like:

1. Customer support: sometimes it was free, people do not appreciate anything free. Make it free and the lines will be jammed with stupid questions all day long. Anything good should be paid for

2. Packing design: I think everything you would ever need to know about a product should be listed on the box. Forget flashy pictures and graphics trying to make it pretty (they already bought the product).

3. Offices: The offices were too large, no employee making less than $126, 000 per year should occupy more than a 5'x5' cubicle, then depending in the ceiling height, those could be stacked. If the architects had followed my advice we could have had  6 times as many employees in the same space they use now and shutdown 2/3 of the offices they use today. What a savings!

4. Software bugs: The software is very advanced, two crashes a day should be acceptable.

I expect them to recall me as CEO any day now. Sign the petition:


#446923 Looking for a webmaster

Posted Steve Ballmer on Yesterday, 03:03 PM

I can always have someone hack in

#446831 Best Mac Computers for Gaming 2015

Posted Steve Ballmer on 12 October 2017 - 08:58 PM

View Postipickert55, on 11 October 2017 - 09:19 PM, said:

Can I report him Father Battle Cat?
I can buy this entire forum and turn it into a Windows paradise - $435 should do it

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 12 October 2017 - 01:41 PM, said:

He does have a point there kids.  It's pretty much like a massively fat guy sitting in a row of chairs,  his chair is whatever acreage his butt says it is.  His logic is quite infallible in this matter.

He is already reported by another.  It's satire folks, he is probably as irritating to Microsoft fanboys as he is to Apple fanboys.  But it's good satire if you can see past the love of your platform of choice, I can't be the only guy to appreciate it.  Can I?
no, why do you think I am #1 Fake Blogger on Earth? Thousands read my rantings. College courses on me. People worship me.

#446815 Best Mac Computers for Gaming 2015

Posted Steve Ballmer on 11 October 2017 - 07:35 PM

View PostDirtyHarry50, on 05 October 2017 - 07:12 PM, said:

Are you trying to give the impression that you know the difference between what is real and what is not? Seriously?

You make me lol!
I have 132 Billion dollars, reality is whatever I say it is!

#446727 Is there really a such thing as a Mac game?

Posted Steve Ballmer on 05 October 2017 - 02:04 AM

View Postjeannot, on 04 October 2017 - 02:08 AM, said:

This reads like a post from 10 years ago. But I can understand that as Mr. Ballmer is always years late. Wasn't the iPhone supposed to fail? How is Windows phone going?
We are selling dozens daily, thank you very much.

#446698 Is there really a such thing as a Mac game?

Posted Steve Ballmer on 03 October 2017 - 03:59 PM

Is there really a such thing as a Mac game?

All good games are actually developed and created on Windows based PC's and as an afterthought ported to Mac if the program is simple enough. Mac games ended when we bought Bungie.

The truth hurts.