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Steve Ballmer

Member Since 27 Sep 2007
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In Topic: Best Mac Computers for Gaming 2015

Yesterday, 08:14 AM

View Postipickert55, on 16 October 2017 - 06:58 AM, said:

Nah it's really not a big deal. I think I'll survive either way :P
Glad to hear that, lol, you people are soooooo sensitive

In Topic: Apple CPUs to Replace Intel in Macs?

13 October 2017 - 01:54 PM

Microsoft will still dominate the desktop and backend!
None of this matters.

In Topic: Is there really a such thing as a Mac game?

13 October 2017 - 01:35 PM

View PostG_Player, on 05 October 2017 - 05:14 PM, said:

"OP" means Original Poster, that'd be you.

But Steve "Monkey Boy" Ballmer would know this.

Seriously, you're just a teenage troll because…

A. You do not know correct grammatical language:
  You don't write, "Is there really a such thing as a Mac game?"
  You should have written, "Is there really such a thing as a Mac game?"

B. The fact that you made the same grammatical error, twice.

C. You really don't have the leisure time to be posting on a Macintosh specific site in the forums if you are teaching courses AND are an owner of an NBA team, all the while raising three children.

D.  Monkey Boy's "Location" is not Redmond, he lives in Hunts Point, Washington.

E.  As promised, you still haven't killed Google.

F. Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing (v32) works just as well on a PC as on a Mac.

BTW, love the new avatar. Now if you'd just hold your little pinkie up to the corner of your mouth, you'd be a dead-ringer for Dr. Evil!
Before you impersonate someone else, at least do your research.

A. My grammar is my grammar, it is correct. I could think of a dozen ways to express the same thing, that does not mean that they are all wrong except the one you like.
B. See A
C. Try being a billionaire, you can do whatever you like.
D. I don't "live" in one place. That is a poor man's concept. I have residences in five states and three overseas. Several I have not been to this year.
E. Google? I decided to manipulate than destroy.
F.  I have a 33% stake in Borderbund, I defacto own Mavis Beacon.

Who knows more about me? - all you know is what they tell you. We control you son and you don't even know it!

In Topic: Is there really a such thing as a Mac game?

13 October 2017 - 01:18 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 06 October 2017 - 10:05 AM, said:

Crom damnit Steve!  Will you please get back off that retired large-curd-cottage-cheese-butt and DESTROY GOOGLE once and for all like you promised?  Google is a festering pimple on the ass of my sanity.  You can borrow my suicide vest, I'm sure you can find an unwitting intern to deliver it into the belly of the beast.

Yeah that would be appropriate and funny, but I don't want to mess with a member like that.  That is the sort of member abuse I decided long ago to abandon.  Personally, I preferred his previous avatar showing Steve Balmer apparently holding a huge invisible dong up to his mouth.

Yes, yes, yes, or yes.  His blog leaves no doubt about this.  I recommend you read it.  I used to read it the last time he was here then I lost track of it till now.  This is good stuff, great fun.
Thanks, but my blog is really just a record of my interest and whatever I am thinking at the moment. The world needs this!

In Topic: Read this if you are new to the forums!

12 October 2017 - 09:14 PM

View PostFrost, on 12 October 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

Steve Ballmer is the David Hasselhoff of the computing world. Just when you think he's receded from the scene, he comes flying back out. Except, you know, without that creepy thing where he draws crowds in the millions if he so much as eats a hot dog in Germany.
Don't ever mention Germany to me!
I had a horrific encounter there with that battle-axe Prime Minister Merkel. She sexually assaulted me, pulled off her clothes before I could close my eyes .... can't remember anything after that except the smell of sour-krout all over my body .....imagine .... I was in shock for 3 days!

I'll blog about it one day