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#1 Steve Ballmer

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Posted 05 February 2018 - 05:17 PM

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Posted 05 February 2018 - 08:41 PM

Where do you find all this time?
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Posted 06 February 2018 - 10:36 AM

He is retired, remember?
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Posted 06 February 2018 - 05:54 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 06 February 2018 - 10:36 AM, said:

He is retired, remember?

I'm not going to lie to you kitty, I've been back for months on this forum and I still have no clue who Steve Ballmer is.








And I didn't want to google it either.
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Posted 06 February 2018 - 08:03 PM

Steve Ballmer is the retired CEO of Microsoft, thank goodness this is actually the Fake Steve Ballmer on our forums.  Fake Steve blogs.  See Fake Steve blog.  Blog Fake Steve Blog.

Just say "No." to negativity.
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Posted 06 February 2018 - 10:05 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 06 February 2018 - 08:03 PM, said:

Steve Ballmer is the retired CEO of Microsoft, thank goodness this is actually the Fake Steve Ballmer on our forums.  Fake Steve blogs.  See Fake Steve blog.  Blog Fake Steve Blog.

Just say "No." to negativity.

Tall order but I'll try me damndest.
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Posted 07 February 2018 - 08:22 AM

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Eric5h5:
When there's a multiplayer version, I'm going to be on Frost's team. Well, except he doesn't seem to actually need a team...I mean, what's the point? "Hey look, it's Frost and His Merry Gang of Useless Hangers-On!" Or something.

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Posted 08 February 2018 - 12:50 AM

And now for something really fun and positive!

https://m.youtube.co...h?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk
“The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.” — Bertrand Russell

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Posted 08 February 2018 - 11:05 AM

Ahhhhhh... 80's big hair, why hath thou forsaken us.
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Posted 08 February 2018 - 12:44 PM

I miss the 80s' hair, music, positivity, and lack of a culture of professional victimhood where you're being perpetually offended at everything around you.

/minirant
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When there's a multiplayer version, I'm going to be on Frost's team. Well, except he doesn't seem to actually need a team...I mean, what's the point? "Hey look, it's Frost and His Merry Gang of Useless Hangers-On!" Or something.

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Posted 08 February 2018 - 06:45 PM

View PostFrost, on 08 February 2018 - 12:44 PM, said:

I miss the 80s' hair, music, positivity, and lack of a culture of professional victimhood where you're being perpetually offended at everything around you.

/minirant

American Psycho would like a word with you about how great the 80s were.



Mostly joking but since I feel like the only young person around here gotta keep you geezers grounded.

Edit: Just realized that I wasn't positive yet again. I swear I'm a treat most of the time.
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Posted 08 February 2018 - 11:53 PM

View Postipickert55, on 08 February 2018 - 06:45 PM, said:



American Psycho would like a word with you about how great the 80s were.



Mostly joking but since I feel like the only young person around here gotta keep you geezers grounded.

Edit: Just realized that I wasn't positive yet again. I swear I'm a treat most of the time.

Boy, you almost missed the 90s, donít you be telliní me how the 80s were.
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Posted 09 February 2018 - 12:42 AM

View PostFrost, on 08 February 2018 - 11:53 PM, said:

Boy, you almost missed the 90s, don't you be tellin' me how the 80s were.

I pretty much did miss them, my memory kicked in at the dawn of this millennium. I see your point though.



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Posted 09 February 2018 - 12:45 AM

View Postipickert55, on 08 February 2018 - 06:45 PM, said:

Mostly joking but since I feel like the only young person around here gotta keep you geezers grounded.

Oh, I thought 55 was the year you were born.

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Posted 09 February 2018 - 01:31 AM

View PostCamper-Hunter, on 09 February 2018 - 12:45 AM, said:

Oh, I thought 55 was the year you were born.

LOL no that number has other significance for me. Man I hope I still play games at 68.
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Posted 09 February 2018 - 11:46 AM

View Postipickert55, on 09 February 2018 - 01:31 AM, said:

LOL no that number has other significance for me. Man I hope I still play games at 68.

No worries.  I'm 4 months shy of 70 and I'm more of a gamer than I ever was.




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Posted 09 February 2018 - 06:37 PM

Wait, was it really 11 years ago I sent you that "At least you're not 60 yet!" happy birthday IM on here for 59?

<checks IM box>

Wait, nevermind that, I got the "Uncle Cat Wants You" IM and got conscripted to read you people's posts looking for spam 9 years ago? Damn, what happened. Somebody slow this thing down, I want to get off.
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Posted 09 February 2018 - 08:52 PM

View PostFrost, on 09 February 2018 - 06:37 PM, said:

Wait, was it really 11 years ago I sent you that "At least you're not 60 yet!" happy birthday IM on here for 59?

It was funny for me to read this as I was born in 1959 and next month I will celebrate my 59th birthday.

ďHow old would you be if you didnít know how old you were? Age is a question of mind over matter. If you donít mind, it donít matter.Ē - Satchel Paige

I had long thought that the original form of this famous quote came from Mark Twain. This is a short and interesting little summary about the known history of it for anyone interested such as folks pushing 60, 70, etc.

https://quoteinvesti...12/18/age-mind/
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