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Posted 09 January 2018 - 09:58 AM

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The call was unexpected! Chancellor Carol L. Folt of the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill emailed me last week:

“UNC Chapel Hill:

We the Board of Directors, Chancellor and esteemed Alumni of UNC Chapel Hill in recognition of the significant contributions to literature, humor, education and art by one Stephanos Anton Ballmerfeld aka Fake Steve Ballmer do this day confer upon said Fake Blogger an Honorary Doctorate of Letters.

Recognition of Mr. Fake’s FPB (Fake Persona Blog) has been deemed by the staff and professors at UNC as being a cultural treasure. The Chapel Hill concrete seal in front of Magnolia Hall has of this day been set before the south entry-way in memory of this most auspicious achievement. Congratulations Dr. Fake Steve Ballmer.

Honorary Doctorate of Letters Conferred by:

Dr. Carol L. Folt – Chancellor”
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