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#1 Steve Ballmer

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Posted 04 November 2017 - 11:43 AM

That’s right people, I will be in Orlando Nov. 11. The Church of Windows Mass Choir and Tyler Perry (Medea) will be there too. It’s going to be off the chain baby! Register with Everbrite today, Tickets are free but the venue holds 200 guest. Bring your Zune (operating or not).
https://www.eventbri...ets-39554671086
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Everyone who shows up with their Zune will have a transportation and lodging expenses reimbursed. Don't worry about food, there will be plenty of that at the all day buffet.
See you there!
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 02:50 PM

Come people, the Robot Devil will be there.  There will be singing and dancing!
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Posted 04 November 2017 - 03:54 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 04 November 2017 - 02:50 PM, said:

Come people, the Robot Devil will be there.  There will be singing and dancing!
Please register then and order you minions to do the same
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Posted 05 November 2017 - 06:24 PM

It's a trap. Don't drink the Kool-Aid. It's poison.
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Posted 06 November 2017 - 10:42 AM

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Posted 06 November 2017 - 10:47 PM

View PostDirtyHarry50, on 05 November 2017 - 06:24 PM, said:

It's a trap. Don't drink the Kool-Aid. It's poison.
We don't serve Kool-aid, we only have fruit juice and Mellow Yellow with the buffet.
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Posted 07 November 2017 - 11:08 AM

View PostSteve Ballmer, on 06 November 2017 - 10:47 PM, said:

We don't serve Kool-aid, we only have fruit juice and Mellow Yellow with the buffet.

See that? Typical Microsoft serving up Mellow Yellow Pee instead of the good stuff, namely Mountain Dew. If this was an Apple event we'd be having some fine Hard Apple Cider and a good time instead of wishing we weren't slumming at a Microsoft wannabe pseudo-event for a washed up executive reduced to watching other guys play basketball for lack of anything better to do. Before you know it Steve you're going to wind up with the caddie job for Tiger Woods and the outlook there isn't exactly bright either. I hope you picked up some nice monogrammed crying towels before your departure from Microsoft to see you through for the rest of the ride, like a pallet or two of them to keep handy next to the storage space for broken dreams like Zune, Windows Phone, Microsoft Bob, Windows Me, GFWL, etc.
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Posted 08 November 2017 - 10:09 AM

But Mellow Yellow is another failing product nobody wants.  It was the perfect refreshment for the Zune revival!  Are you not paying attention to the humor?  Are you boy?
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Posted 08 November 2017 - 05:09 PM

View PostDirtyHarry50, on 07 November 2017 - 11:08 AM, said:

See that? Typical Microsoft serving up Mellow Yellow Pee instead of the good stuff, namely Mountain Dew. If this was an Apple event we'd be having some fine Hard Apple Cider and a good time instead of wishing we weren't slumming at a Microsoft wannabe pseudo-event for a washed up executive reduced to watching other guys play basketball for lack of anything better to do. Before you know it Steve you're going to wind up with the caddie job for Tiger Woods and the outlook there isn't exactly bright either. I hope you picked up some nice monogrammed crying towels before your departure from Microsoft to see you through for the rest of the ride, like a pallet or two of them to keep handy next to the storage space for broken dreams like Zune, Windows Phone, Microsoft Bob, Windows Me, GFWL, etc.
Ouch! Then help me regain my rightful position!
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But Mellow Yellow is another failing product nobody wants.  It was the perfect refreshment for the Zune revival!  Are you not paying attention to the humor?  Are you boy?
Yes Mello Yellow is down, but it's still the best!
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Posted 09 November 2017 - 08:26 AM

I'm leaving Friday morning, will be able to make about four stops. Who needs a free ride to Orlando?
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Posted 09 November 2017 - 10:37 AM

Holy frak, that jet!  love the Sistine Ballmer!
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Posted 09 November 2017 - 06:47 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 09 November 2017 - 10:37 AM, said:

Holy frak, that jet!  love the Sistine Ballmer!
I got Mitchel Angelino to paint it.
What does yours have on it?
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Posted 10 November 2017 - 12:13 PM

Phaser holes.  The inside is full of angry snakes.  It was a gift from my seventh wife.
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:18 AM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 10 November 2017 - 12:13 PM, said:

Phaser holes.  The inside is full of angry snakes.  It was a gift from my seventh wife.
Cool!

You Guys missed this rally, I'll inform you of the next one in NY
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