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#1 Steve Ballmer

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Posted 24 October 2017 - 02:08 PM

https://www.change.o...=share_petition

You can help me return to my rightful position as CEO of Microsoft.
I know that all of you don't like me but you can be a little kind and make history!

Sign the petition and let it eternally be said that Mac-users brought me back!
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#2 UmarOMC1

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Posted 24 October 2017 - 07:17 PM

He's bringin' Clippit back... OpenOffice don't know how to act...!
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Posted 24 October 2017 - 08:20 PM

I sent this to all the winadmins at work and they didn't think Balmer should come back. I was so distraught I had to go meditate with the book of zune for an hour.
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Posted 24 October 2017 - 09:51 PM

Ballmer is about as likely to return to the helm of Microsoft as Steve Jobs is to do the same at Apple. That said, Steve Jobs will live on in a way Ballmer could only dream of but first he'd need to take the acid both Bill and he missed out on, the stuff that opens minds in ways most people cannot comprehend. Not that I would know myself either but I read about it on the internet.
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Posted 25 October 2017 - 07:12 PM

I signed your petition brother Ballmer.  May the Zune (blessed be its name) smile on us all.
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 02:31 PM

View PostUmarOMC1, on 24 October 2017 - 07:17 PM, said:

He's bringin' Clippit back... OpenOffice don't know how to act...!
I loved Clippy!
Sign the petition son  https://www.change.o...=share_petition

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 25 October 2017 - 07:12 PM, said:

I signed your petition brother Ballmer.  May the Zune (blessed be its name) smile on us all.
Great will your reward be at my second coming!

View PostDirtyHarry50, on 24 October 2017 - 09:51 PM, said:

Ballmer is about as likely to return to the helm of Microsoft as Steve Jobs is to do the same at Apple. That said, Steve Jobs will live on in a way Ballmer could only dream of but first he'd need to take the acid both Bill and he missed out on, the stuff that opens minds in ways most people cannot comprehend. Not that I would know myself either but I read about it on the internet.
Sign and let's see!  https://www.change.o...=share_petition

View Postmacdude22, on 24 October 2017 - 08:20 PM, said:

I sent this to all the winadmins at work and they didn't think Balmer should come back. I was so distraught I had to go meditate with the book of zune for an hour.
That's what I do in times of distress

"Great are the joys to come for he who abides in the Way of the Zune daily" - Gates 7:47b
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Posted 01 November 2017 - 02:58 PM

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Posted 01 November 2017 - 09:28 PM

I suggest an admin move this from General to Off-Topic.
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Posted 02 November 2017 - 09:22 AM

View PostMatt Diamond, on 01 November 2017 - 09:28 PM, said:

I suggest an admin move this from General to Off-Topic.

Right you are.  May the Zune be with you.
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Posted 05 November 2017 - 06:44 PM

I'll stick batteries and a cassette of The Partridge Family in my Walkman and make myself listen to it before I'll go near a Zune. It is like Kryptonite to me. Thankfully, I have never seen the rare beast up close. I plan to keep it that way.

Our long national nightmare is finally over. No way Steve, no possible way you are ascending anywhere without a jet pack.

Come to think of it, my signature can be bought. It'll cost you a fully loaded MacBook Pro.
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Posted 09 November 2017 - 06:50 PM

View PostUmarOMC1, on 24 October 2017 - 07:17 PM, said:

He's bringin' Clippit back... OpenOffice don't know how to act...!
That's Clippy
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