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#1 3-Week-Diet-jofah

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Posted 14 March 2017 - 04:51 PM

When I originally left a comment I appear to have clicked on the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and now each time a comment is added I recieve 4 emails with the same comment. There has to be a means you can remove me from that service? Thanks a lot.
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Posted 14 March 2017 - 06:13 PM

OK, I fixed it so that we don't spam you any more with illusory notifies to an account you just now created because we all know how much we hate spammers.
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Posted 14 March 2017 - 08:35 PM

I would like to spend $1,000,000 on diet pills. Please advise me where I can transfer my money.
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Posted 14 March 2017 - 09:39 PM

*quickly raises hand*

Transfer to me please!  : D

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 01:03 AM

My girlfriend is currently nausiated but not pregnant. The kilos are dropping off her, just in time for swimsuit season! (Okay, a few months in advance, but that's just good right?)
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Posted 15 March 2017 - 07:13 AM

My father spent quite of bit of time in South America in the 70's and 80's. At one point while down there he caught a tape worm. He said the weightloss properties of it were amazing, but the doctors strongly recommended getting it removed due to health concerns. He said that sometimes he misses that little bastard and the ability it gave him to completely fill his face, while still losing weight in the process.
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Posted 15 March 2017 - 08:14 AM

View PostSneaky Snake, on 14 March 2017 - 08:35 PM, said:

I would like to spend $1,000,000 on diet pills. Please advise me where I can transfer my money.

For that kind of money I can provide surgical services with instant results! I provide a lifetime warranty on my work too, just like the Craftsman tools I'll be using on you have!

Avoid embarrassment and more broken toilet seats. Call today!


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Posted 15 March 2017 - 09:28 AM

When that guy offers a 3-week-diet by accident (rather than "by design"), I may be interested.  Until then? Pfft.

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 10:22 AM

It used to be popular to purposefully infest one's gut with tapeworm for weight loss.  Still going on today.

As a cat, I'm regularly infected with tapeworms.  I could be convinced, for a reasonable fee, to part with some of these little darlings.

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 11:39 AM

Lots of good tag lines in that ad:
  • Friends for a fair form!
  • Easy to swallow!
  • Sanitized, jar packed, tape worms!
I think we are onto something here guys. We need someone to invest in this money making opportunity.
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Posted 15 March 2017 - 01:42 PM

View PostSneaky Snake, on 15 March 2017 - 11:39 AM, said:

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Easy to swallow!

I call BS on this one.  As a representative of a generation that did not grow up slurping down gummy worms, there is no such thing as an "easy to swallow" 30 foot worm.  Regardless of that, it has enough great tag lines that this is a sure thing because tag lines.  Let's see if we can talk 3-Week-Diet-jofah into funding this wildcat adventure just as soon as I can get his Agonizer initialized and showing up on my Admin board.
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Posted 16 March 2017 - 07:09 PM

What nothing?  I asked her if she would like to be covered in mink and she was all like, "Duh, yeah".  I guess I just don't understand wimmin.
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Posted 16 March 2017 - 08:48 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 16 March 2017 - 07:09 PM, said:

What nothing?  I asked her if she would like to be covered in mink and she was all like, "Duh, yeah".  I guess I just don't understand wimmin.

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 10:49 AM

"Hey I've got a Bic lighter so let's land here.", he said.  "These primitives will think we are GODS!" he said.
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