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#1 the Battle Cat

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 10:55 AM

Yes you will rue the day you took his lunch money, pantsed him and shoved him into the girls lavatory at school.  You see, he was one of those nerds that rose to power so it genuinely sucks to be you.  No longer is he the gangly, foppish, pimply kid with tape on his glasses, he has new glasses!  ...and he now has access to everyone's Agonizer!  Yes Janichsan is now a forum moderator.  (That's him pacing back and forth behind me cracking the riding crop against the side of his highly polished black knee high boots.)

Janichsan was finally able to scrape up enough money to buy his way in, actually he had enough money all along but I always thought Deutsche Marks there those wet spots that girls left on leather chairs.  Thank goodness for Wikipedia, and thanks for the link Janichsan.

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#2 Thain Esh Kelch

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 11:24 AM

What's up with all the new mods?
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Posted 14 January 2014 - 11:53 AM

A whole bunch of useless, is still useless.

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 01:37 PM

View PostThain Esh Kelch, on 14 January 2014 - 11:24 AM, said:

What's up with all the new mods?

They are replacements for MIA moderators.  I want 3 active moderators on the boards to get experience and learn the ropes of a friendly forum.  There should be some talent to choose from when it's time to replace me.  These are guys that I think would make a good admin.  I'm not planning on bailing, I just think there should be a Plan B for the good of our community.  This was my original intent when choosing my first moderator long ago.
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#5 Janichsan

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 03:07 PM

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 10:39 AM

Janichsan, you need to test out your Agonizer button.  Where is our crash test dummy Sneaky Snake?  Get him in here and zap him a few times.
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Posted 15 January 2014 - 06:00 PM

View PostThain Esh Kelch, on 14 January 2014 - 11:24 AM, said:

What's up with all the new mods?

View PostFrigidman™, on 14 January 2014 - 11:53 AM, said:

A whole bunch of useless, is still useless.

Buzz, buzz, zap. Hey, this red button isn't work.....zzzzt! Ow! Crap. Fire-truckin' stupid equipment equip....zzzt. Ow!

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Posted 15 January 2014 - 07:16 PM

Rule one.  Never attempt to Agonize an Admin.  It only activates your own Agonizer.
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Posted 15 January 2014 - 09:03 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 14 January 2014 - 10:55 AM, said:

Janichsan was finally able to scrape up enough money to buy his way in,

Wait, Tesseract and Eric are MIA? Janichsan bought his way onto the moderating team? Mother of God. It's happening...

<gets on radio> Operation GOLDBRICKER is a go. All teams move in on the Mod Retirement Vault.
<activates the inflatable AutoMod and puts his helmet on it to distract the Tantalus camera>

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#10 Janichsan

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 02:52 AM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 15 January 2014 - 10:39 AM, said:

Janichsan, you need to test out your Agonizer button.  Where is our crash test dummy Sneaky Snake?  Get him in here and zap him a few times.
*cracks knuckles* Now what have we planned for Test Subject S?

View PostFrost, on 15 January 2014 - 09:03 PM, said:

Like Mr. Phelps, I planned for this eventuality. I'm cashing out while there's still time! I saw all this in a dream and I know what's coming down the pike. *cough*Jugger Bugger*cough*
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 04:35 AM

How much does an admin position cost these days? A humble bundle gift, or something physical involving cleaning a certain persons litter box?
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#12 Janichsan

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 05:20 AM

View PostThain Esh Kelch, on 16 January 2014 - 04:35 AM, said:

How much does an admin position cost these days? A humble bundle gift, or something physical involving cleaning a certain persons litter box?
Really, you don't want to know… :bleedingeyes:

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 06:07 AM

Then why did you do it? The fame? The women? The physical abuse?
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#14 Janichsan

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 06:57 AM

View PostThain Esh Kelch, on 16 January 2014 - 06:07 AM, said:

Then why did you do it? The fame? The women? The physical abuse?
A bit of everything.

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 07:28 AM

Wow, talk about a revolving door. Who's next?

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 10:07 AM

View PostJanichsan, on 16 January 2014 - 02:52 AM, said:

*cracks knuckles* Now what have we planned for Test Subject S?

I want you to see the effects of the Agonizer on Test Subject S.  Note that there is only one setting, "@#$%^&*!"  Start out with a few quick jolts and observe.  Next give him an intermediate feed and notice the increase of intensity in the Subject.  Finally give him a long continuous bowel emptying  surge but stop when he begins to smoke.  Smoke=not good.  Sparks are OK but steam, smoke and flesh vapor are not.

View PostFrost, on 15 January 2014 - 09:03 PM, said:

Wait, Tesseract and Eric are MIA? Janichsan bought his way onto the moderating team? Mother of God. It's happening...

<gets on radio> Operation GOLDBRICKER is a go. All teams move in on the Mod Retirement Vault.
<activates the inflatable AutoMod and puts his helmet on it to distract the Tantalus camera>

Like Mr. Phelps, I planned for this eventuality. I'm cashing out while there's still time! I saw all this in a dream and I know what's coming down the pike. *cough*Jugger Bugger*cough*

Don't worry folks, I took the precaution of moving Frost into the Holodeck while he was passed out with Tree Frog beer the night before.  The virtual world he is in will respond accordingly to his frantic ministrations, yet leave the real world untouched.  I'm piping the appropriate feed from the Holodeck so we can follow his progress.

View PostThain Esh Kelch, on 16 January 2014 - 04:35 AM, said:

How much does an admin position cost these days? A humble bundle gift, or something physical involving cleaning a certain persons litter box?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

View Postdojoboy, on 16 January 2014 - 07:28 AM, said:

Wow, talk about a revolving door. Who's next?

F-R-E-E-D-O-M-!

I was considering you but you changed your forum rank to "DJJ is the greatest!" now you're on the dootie list.
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 12:23 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 16 January 2014 - 10:07 AM, said:

I want you to see the effects of the Agonizer on Test Subject S.  Note that there is only one setting, "@#$%^&*!"  Start out with a few quick jolts and observe.  Next give him an intermediate feed and notice the increase of intensity in the Subject.  Finally give him a long continuous bowel emptying  surge but stop when he begins to smoke.  Smoke=not good.  Sparks are OK but steam, smoke and flesh vapor are not.
Test Subject S zapped. It uttered some dismay but does not seem to have received permanent damage.

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 01:36 PM

Hope he remembered to bring a change of underwear.
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 06:15 PM

Is someone cooking bacon? Yummy.

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 07:24 PM

I know, a fresh Agonization always makes me hungry!
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