I can't remember everything in too much detail, but I do remember enough for a sequence of dream events:
First, I found out Tesseract was retiring from being a moderator and Janichsan was replacing him. I was like, Janichsan, okay, that sounds good, he's a good guy.
Then for some reason I was going out of town for a couple weeks, and I signed on in the middle of this from my MacBook Pro in some kind of hotel room. And I found out all hell had broken loose. No, no spammers running loose...
Turns out Janichsan had been faking us out the entire time and he was actually a 19 year-old Australian with a planet-sized ego. What's more, he had changed his name to "Jugger Bugger" and filled every single topic with a million junk replies, started about 10 topics of pictures of himself in swim trunks, and using some weird editor turned the first post of every topic into something having his personal reply to it within the OP, and then covered in a billion >'s all over it like a 1990s e-mail program that didn't know how to do multi-level quotes.
This had apparently been going on for days,
I got on the messenger and went all GySgt Hartmann and was like "What the frak is happening to my beloved forums?!"
To which I got an explanation from tBC in the form of he's new, give him a chance, so on and so forth. I'm like yeah, I get that, but... the entire forum has been defaced! Please tell me FrigidMan's got a backup we can restore from!
Then the truth comes out. It turns out Tuncer started accepting donations for some reason on the MGS, and there was a joke donation level where if you donated some huge multi-thousand dollar sum, you could take Tesseract's vacant position. Jugger Bugger had apparently paid this, and now Tuncer had to follow through by law or something. Not only did he take Tesseract's place, but he had free reign over the forum from here on in and we just had to work around it.
I was staring at my screen in disbelief, and then Eric chimes in with one of his classic one-liners, "We've just become the world's first Pay 2 Win forum!"
Then I woke up.
Extremely glad to find the place exactly as I left it last night and Janichsan is still Janichsan, with no psychotic breaks.