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[Aimee]

Hello, I'm new on this forum because I saw some cool things.

And Im an iOS game app developer, I want to know if I can post the new release game app in this forum, if yes which column I can post?  can I post in the iPhone/iTouch/iPad Gaming section? as I have post one thread there, if not, please help me move to the right section, many thanks to the Mod!

Thanks very much again!

[the Battle Cat]

Welcome to the Inside Mac Games forums.  Feel free to post information about the iOS game you are developing in the iPhone/iTouch/iPad Gaming.  Have fun with it too, you are standing in the middle of a fun crowd.

[Bernie]

the Battle Cat, on 19 July 2012 - 09:05 AM, said:

... you are standing in the middle of a fun crowd.

There you go again, trying to scare the newbies. I'm going to have to break out the chewy bacon & give you 50 lashes. Now apologize or I'll replace your root beer with real beer.

To the original poster, welcome to the forums. Pay no attention to the Battle Cat. He is cranky because he had his claws trimmed recently and the chainsaw nicked the quick.

[Thain Esh Kelch]

Welcome to the forums, and don't mind Bernies crankyness as he had to cut the Battle Cats toenails recently.

[The Liberator]

Thain Esh Kelch, on 20 July 2012 - 04:48 AM, said:

Welcome to the forums, and don't mind Bernies crankyness as he had to cut the Battle Cats toenails recently.

Very Nicely done Thain. I commend you.

Lib.

[the Battle Cat]

Thain's got my back!  Now Bernie... flog the bacon a little to the right now... ahhhh yes, that's the spot.

[Eric5h5]

the Battle Cat, on 20 July 2012 - 01:49 PM, said:

Thain's got my back!

That's OK, I have your left leg and three of your fingers.

--Eric

[Diablofett]

Fight for freedom!

[Bernie]

Eric5h5, on 20 July 2012 - 02:12 PM, said:

That's OK, I have your left leg and three of your fingers.

Those "finger sandwiches" at yesterday's brunch weren't really... um.... were they?

[the Battle Cat]

And that bacon on your plate isn't really... er... YES IT IS!  Now clean your plate or go straight to your room.  No Nintendo.

[dojoboy]

This is just like the 'Game of Thrones.' tBC is the Imp!  

[Tibur]

dojoboy, on 21 July 2012 - 05:55 PM, said:

This is just like the 'Game of Thrones.' tBC is the Imp!  

The Imp's breakfast order: "Bread. And two of those little fishes.  A mug of that good dark beer to wash them down.  Oh, and some bacon. Burnt black.”

Fish, bacon and beer for breakfast?  I think you may be right, dojoboy.

[the Battle Cat]

I actually look taller in person.

[DaveyJJ]

the Battle Cat, on 23 July 2012 - 12:23 PM, said:

I actually look taller in person.

Not unlike this courageous fellow?

[the Battle Cat]

What doofus cat shaves his face?  Maybe he wore it all off brown nosing.

[Bernie]

the Battle Cat, on 24 July 2012 - 11:05 AM, said:

What doofus cat shaves his face?  Maybe he wore it all off brown nosing.

And I bet it is more comfortable when you sit down. Just make sure that fish & bacon bits don't ruin your new cushion.

[DaveyJJ]

Cats? Bacon?

John Scalzi!

[the Battle Cat]

Keep your bacon close and your enemies closer.   I always say, just before dinner.




Hey look at me!  I'm dancin' I'm DANCIN'!!

[Diablofett]

DaveyJJ, on 25 July 2012 - 06:44 AM, said:

Cats? Bacon?

John Scalzi!

Animal cruelty!

[Thain Esh Kelch]

Who are you to yell animal cruelty? Sitting on your big pile of cat toe nails, like a sleeping dragon hoarding its treasure.. Unless of course, the toenails are only from tBC, then it is just fine. Keeps him from tearing more holes in the site code.