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[The Liberator]

I don't know why, but I thought of Starscene Software.

Liberator.

[the Battle Cat]

Eric5h5, on 24 May 2011 - 01:58 PM, said:

Stupid, tBC is

OMG!  I'm famous!!  Finally I have a real worshiping fanboi!  To bad it's a girlyfanboi, but still I don't care what you wear when you relax around the house!

[Eric5h5]

The Liberator, on 24 May 2011 - 04:48 PM, said:

I don't know why, but I thought of Starscene Software.

Indeed, there's a connection, but I thought it was time to expand.  There's not enough out there devoted to the stupidity of tBC, so I think my new company goes some way toward filling this need.  I didn't realize how obsessed he was with the Spice Girls, though...how about a Battle Cat Spice doll?  He'd like that!

--Eric

[The Liberator]

Eric5h5, on 24 May 2011 - 07:16 PM, said:

Indeed, there's a connection, but I thought it was time to expand.  There's not enough out there devoted to the stupidity of tBC, so I think my new company goes some way toward filling this need.  I didn't realize how obsessed he was with the Spice Girls, though...how about a Battle Cat Spice doll?  He'd like that!

--Eric

Yes, I am sure tBC would like that very much.

Liberator.

[the Battle Cat]

Litterbox Spice!  As long as you have patterned your girly logo after the Spice Girls and fantasize me as one of them you might as well flesh it out with a name.  Just lie there sweating imagining me dressed in brown with black lace... wait look at that lace closer with your mind's eye... IT'S FLIES!!

[Eric5h5]

the Battle Cat, on 25 May 2011 - 09:46 AM, said:

Just lie there sweating imagining me dressed in brown with black lace...

What you dress up in on your own time isn't my business, but try not to make people vomit by describing images like this, K?  I mean, there are kids who read this board, no need to warp them any more than you already have.

--Eric

[the Battle Cat]

Eric5h5, on 25 May 2011 - 10:37 AM, said:

What you dress up in on your own time isn't my business, but try not to make people vomit by describing images like this, K?  I mean, there are kids who read this board, no need to warp them any more than you already have.

--Eric

Oh you naughty naughty boy!  You must have imagined me in something from your most forbidden fantasies.  Been spending too much time at catsgonewild.com?

[Eric5h5]

I try not to imagine you at all; it's not good for my appetite.  Also please don't post your pr0n bookmarks here, thanks.

--Eric

[the Battle Cat]

Eric5h5, on 25 May 2011 - 01:50 PM, said:

I try not to imagine you at all; it's not good for my appetite.  Also please don't post your pr0n bookmarks here, thanks.

--Eric

But try as you might you just can't get me out of your mind wearing your fetish clothes... and if anybody should be chided for posting links here it should be YOU for spamming us with your majestic Stupid, tBC is website.  I'll overlook it though because it's making me famous.  I've already gotten laid, and I have a book deal in the works.

[Eric5h5]

the Battle Cat, on 25 May 2011 - 06:36 PM, said:

I'll overlook it though because it's making me famous get laughed at.  I've already gotten laid fat, and I have a book deal huge belch in the works.

I know you have trouble typing (perfectly understandable--it does require a certain minimum level of dexterity), so I fixed that for you!

--Eric

[the Battle Cat]

I can tell you are getting pretty jealous of my fame and fortune and all the great sex your girly website is bringing me.  So to rub it in, I got laid again last night, this time it was a ménage à trois.  That's what they call it when you use both hands right?  Anyway I had one of those and I've already started the book for the book deal.  I'm entitling it, "All the Girly Men at IMG" and I'm using your forum avatar on the cover.  So far you are the only one in the book but eventually if we wait long enough another one will show up at the forums, though I'm sure I can fill the book with your antics.  I've named chapter 1 after you, "Sissy Pants Eric" and it deals a lot with your childhood hamper diving fetish and obsession with the Spice Girls.

[Eric5h5]

the Battle Cat, on 26 May 2011 - 08:01 AM, said:

I can tell you are getting bored of my farting and all the ridicule your great website is bringing me.  So to rub it in, I got laid again last night, this time it was a ménage à trois.  That's what they call it when you use both hands right?  Anyway I had one of those and I've already started the book for the book deal.  I'm entitling it, "All the Girly Men at IMG" and I'm using me on the cover.  So far I am the only one in the book but eventually if we wait long enough another one will show up at the forums, though I'm sure I can fill the book with my stupidity.  I've named chapter 1 after me, "Sissy Pants tBC" and it deals a lot with my childhood hamper diving fetish and obsession with the Spice Girls.

I know you have trouble typing (perfectly understandable--it does require a certain minimum level of dexterity), so I fixed that for you!

--Eric

[Matt Diamond]

Whoa?! That was strange. The first dozen posts in this thread were on-topic and of interest to people planning to switch to Lion or considering purchasing a tool like 1Password. For a moment I wasn't sure where on the internet I'd accidentally navigated to.

But the burst of relevance has now ended and I see that I was actually in the IMG forums all along. Whew!

[the Battle Cat]

Eric5h5, on 26 May 2011 - 09:58 AM, said:

I know you have trouble typing (perfectly understandable--it does require a certain minimum level of dexterity), so I fixed that for you!

--Eric

Nuh unh.

Matt Diamond, on 26 May 2011 - 12:25 PM, said:

Whoa?! That was strange. The first dozen posts in this thread were on-topic and of interest to people planning to switch to Lion or considering purchasing a tool like 1Password. For a moment I wasn't sure where on the internet I'd accidentally navigated to.

But the burst of relevance has now ended and I see that I was actually in the IMG forums all along. Whew!

I'm still interested in more password and serial number storage programs.  If you have something to suggest I would be happy to hear it.

[Frigidman]

Now... tBC knowing the names, thats... uh... I don't know the names. I just know the group name of Spice Girls.

Actually when i see the avatar, I think like SUPER SPACE COMMAND MASTERS or something equally as 80's in cheesy sci-fi-ness. Cause honestly, its really a crappy looking logo.

[Eric5h5]

Frigidman, on 26 May 2011 - 01:04 PM, said:

Actually when i see the avatar, I think like SUPER SPACE COMMAND MASTERS or something equally as 80's in cheesy sci-fi-ness.

Excellent.  Mission perfectly accomplished.

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Cause honestly, its really a crappy looking logo.

You're just saying that because you're a tactless jerk.

--Eric

[the Battle Cat]

I've made fun of him for a while Frigidman, I'll pass him off to you now.  Enjoy.

[Frigidman]

Eric5h5, on 26 May 2011 - 01:19 PM, said:

You're just saying that because you're a tactless jerk.

Yup.