Milbop Dippleberry: madman rising
#3
Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:13 PM
Hmm?
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#5
Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:34 PM
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#6
Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:40 PM
Actually "Milbob Dippleberry: Madman Rising" would make an awfully good title for a game. I should be sort of like the Magical Flying Pink Pony game only Milbob is the shooter and he is after weasels and people with weasels in their pants. The weasels chew through the backdrop of the game at random and charge him, determined to get into his pants. Too many weasels in Milbop's pants and he becomes... one. of. them. One of Milbop's alter egos throws him forward making him become just another person with weasels in their pants and a bullseye on their chest.
The whole thing transpires in the Happy Dale Home For the Criminally Insane. He must clear out all of the rooms, my God, the weasels are EVERYWHERE! Even Milbop has only so many alter egos, if his pants become infested with weasels too many times, his brain pops. I mean worse than it already is, he just falls forward into view with brains squirting out his ears - game over.
His weapons are only what he can find after waking up on a gurney. An intern's arm torn free, a nurses double barreled bra slingshot, a ping pong paddle from the break room... until he finds the guard room. Then he has some serious armaments if he can take the guards down first.
All in all it's just another day for Milbop.
the Battle Cat
#7
Posted 02 August 2009 - 04:03 PM
the Battle Cat, on August 2nd 2009, 02:40 PM, said:
Actually "Milbob Dippleberry: Madman Rising" would make an awfully good title for a game. I should be sort of like the Magical Flying Pink Pony game only Milbob is the shooter and he is after weasels and people with weasels in their pants. The weasels chew through the backdrop of the game at random and charge him, determined to get into his pants. Too many weasels in Milbop's pants and he becomes... one. of. them. One of Milbop's alter egos throws him forward making him become just another person with weasels in their pants and a bullseye on their chest.
The whole thing transpires in the Happy Dale Home For the Criminally Insane. He must clear out all of the rooms, my God, the weasels are EVERYWHERE! Even Milbop has only so many alter egos, if his pants become infested with weasels too many times, his brain pops. I mean worse than it already is, he just falls forward into view with brains squirting out his ears - game over.
His weapons are only what he can find after waking up on a gurney. An intern's arm torn free, a nurses double barreled bra slingshot, a ping pong paddle from the break room... until he finds the guard room. Then he has some serious armaments if he can take the guards down first.
All in all it's just another day for Milbop.
And this concludes today's episode of "10 Minutes in the Battle Cat's Brain."
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When there's a multiplayer version, I'm going to be on Frost's team. Well, except he doesn't seem to actually need a team...I mean, what's the point? "Hey look, it's Frost and His Merry Gang of Useless Hangers-On!" Or something.
#8
Posted 02 August 2009 - 04:42 PM
Macbook Pro - C2D 2.4Ghz / 4Gb RAM / WD Scorpio Black 320GB ( 255GB OSX v 42GB XP ) / Geforce 8600M GT 256Mb / 15.4"
Cube - G4 1.7Ghz 7448 / 1.5Gb RAM / Samsung Spinpoint 250GB / Geforce 6200 256Mb
We won! Apple offer the 17" with a matte screen! Well... at a price...
#9
Posted 02 August 2009 - 04:47 PM
teflon, on August 2nd 2009, 05:42 PM, said:
Thus concludes the Gay Adventures in the Battle Cat's Brain. Time for the Gay Adventures in the MILBOP DIPPLEBERRY's Brain!
#10
Posted 02 August 2009 - 05:47 PM
the Battle Cat
#11
Posted 02 August 2009 - 06:37 PM
Macbook Pro - C2D 2.4Ghz / 4Gb RAM / WD Scorpio Black 320GB ( 255GB OSX v 42GB XP ) / Geforce 8600M GT 256Mb / 15.4"
Cube - G4 1.7Ghz 7448 / 1.5Gb RAM / Samsung Spinpoint 250GB / Geforce 6200 256Mb
We won! Apple offer the 17" with a matte screen! Well... at a price...
#12
Posted 02 August 2009 - 10:08 PM
the Battle Cat, on August 2nd 2009, 02:40 PM, said:
Actually "Milbob Dippleberry: Madman Rising" would make an awfully good title for a game. I should be sort of like the Magical Flying Pink Pony game only Milbob is the shooter and he is after weasels and people with weasels in their pants. The weasels chew through the backdrop of the game at random and charge him, determined to get into his pants. Too many weasels in Milbop's pants and he becomes... one. of. them. One of Milbop's alter egos throws him forward making him become just another person with weasels in their pants and a bullseye on their chest.
The whole thing transpires in the Happy Dale Home For the Criminally Insane. He must clear out all of the rooms, my God, the weasels are EVERYWHERE! Even Milbop has only so many alter egos, if his pants become infested with weasels too many times, his brain pops. I mean worse than it already is, he just falls forward into view with brains squirting out his ears - game over.
His weapons are only what he can find after waking up on a gurney. An intern's arm torn free, a nurses double barreled bra slingshot, a ping pong paddle from the break room... until he finds the guard room. Then he has some serious armaments if he can take the guards down first.
All in all it's just another day for Milbop.
How did you know about Thursday?
#13
Posted 02 August 2009 - 10:35 PM
MILBOP DIPPLEBERRY, on August 2nd 2009, 11:58 AM, said:
That's "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRay" in pig-latin. I've been doing that Rosetta Stone thing in my spare time.
Pig-Latin. Yah, it's pretty impressive, I know. Soon I'm going to be quad-lingual.
Yep. English, Jibberish, Obscenity, and Pig-Latin. That's four languages, bee-yatches!
Hah hah!
#15
Posted 03 August 2009 - 05:44 PM
#18
Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:41 PM
Magpie 20" Core Duo iMac 2.0GHz | 2GB RAM | 250MB HD | 256MB X1600 ATI
"No, I have no reason to claim that, except to appease the octopus that lives in my head."
"HA HA HA HA! You got a gerls computer. Real men game on a PowerPC!" -- tBC
"Cats don't need names ... we know who we are." -- Neil Gaiman

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