[the Battle Cat]

In a couple of days I'll be taking a break for about a week, perhaps longer. To keep you all entertained in my absence I've made Eric5h5 a moderator alongside Frost. It's a steel cage death match, no rules, no holds barred. Winner take all. Loser lays in blood on a cold steel deck swallowing teeth. To make it interesting the steel cage is spherical and two motorcycles and two chain saws as well as a variety of other weapons are scattered throughout the cage. I haven't decided whether or not to set the cage on fire, I may set a time delayed fuse before I go.

[Eric5h5]

the Battle Cat, on June 8th 2009, 08:10 PM, said:

In a couple of days I'll be taking a break for about a week, perhaps longer.

Translation: "My creditors finally caught up with me, so I'm leaving the country until this blows over. Could be a while."

the Battle Cat said:

Looser lays in blood on a cold steel deck swallowing teeth.

What does tighter get?

--Eric

[teflon]

Can we at least have the Crystal Maze them tune playing?

[Frost]

Eric5h5, on June 8th 2009, 07:22 PM, said:

What does tighter get?

EXACTLY what I was going to post.

Also, before you guys start cheering too much, tBC left us private instructions that the winner gains privileges to abuse you guys in any way we see fit.

So, decide now between being conscripted into my army where discipline is tight and we have the death penalty for every other infraction (including pirating music), or joining Eric's harem where... things may happen to you.

[dojoboy]

Frost, on June 8th 2009, 09:11 PM, said:

or joining Eric's harem where... things may happen to you.

...eew!

[DaveyJJ]

Frost, on June 8th 2009, 09:11 PM, said:

.., or joining Eric's harem where... things may happen to you.

A spanking, a spanking!

[the Battle Cat]

When I get back, I'll remember that none of you said "Noooo don't leave us Battle Cat!" Not a single damn lament. It sounds like a street full of Munchkins in here singing "Ding dong the wicked witch is dead." Maybe I'll bring you back a gift. Leg irons or something.

[Eric5h5]

Can I have a T-shirt? It should say "My forum admin left the country to dodge creditors, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt". Thanks!

--Eric

[teflon]

Well, since you're going to the shops, could you get me a Cornetto?

[the Battle Cat]

I'll be shopping for a wood chipper. Post here whether you wish to go in feet first or head first.

[Eric5h5]

Ooh, ooh, head first! Can I go twice? Huh? Can I?

--Eric

[DaveyJJ]

Party at tBC's house while he's away!

[Frost]

I'll bring the alcohol and explosives!

[Janichsan]

Don't forget the febreze against that lingering smell of cat urine.

[Mr. Selvetarm]

Nooooooo, don't leave us all powerful and amazing Battle Cat.





I can haz t-shirt now?

[dojoboy]

Ho-hum. I'm unsubscribing this topic. You guys are losing your touch.

[Eric5h5]

dojoboy, on June 9th 2009, 05:04 PM, said:

I'm unsubscribing this topic.

You will do no such thing. Want me to jack your warn level to five million percent? Then behave! ::beats dojoboy about the head and shoulders with the Modstick of Doom::

--Eric

[The Liberator]

the Battle Cat, on June 9th 2009, 11:47 PM, said:

When I get back, I'll remember that none of you said "Noooo don't leave us Battle Cat!" Not a single damn lament. It sounds like a street full of Munchkins in here singing "Ding dong the wicked witch is dead." Maybe I'll bring you back a gift. Leg irons or something.

Don't leave us tBC, we need you. Anyway, are you gonna have a birthday bash when you get back?

Also, to Frost, what is the time of the party, or is it a come when ever you want type?\

Liberator.

[the Battle Cat]

The Liberator, on June 9th 2009, 05:00 PM, said:

Don't leave us tBC, we need you.

You have escaped the fate of the wood chipper.

The Liberator, on June 9th 2009, 05:00 PM, said:

Anyway, are you gonna have a birthday bash when you get back?

My wife is going to whisk me away to some mysterious undisclosed location for my birthday. That might happen a week or so after I get back.

Janichsan, on June 9th 2009, 01:35 PM, said:

Don't forget the febreze against that lingering smell of cat urine.

You are going to have to scour my house to the bedrock to remove the acrid stench of Battle Cat urine. What will be left then will be the sour stench of Battle Cat urine.

Mr. Selvetarm, on June 9th 2009, 01:54 PM, said:

Nooooooo, don't leave us all powerful and amazing Battle Cat.
I can haz t-shirt now?

Your cunning plan of duplicity has earned you a flayed skin slide down a giant cheese grater into a vat of boiling vinegar and burning hair. The remains of my breakfast.

[Eric5h5]

So, is Battle Cat gone yet?

...wait, who's Battle Cat again? I have some vague, distant memory of somebody like that, but it's too vague and distant to be sure about anything.

--Eric