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Beware the Frost Cold heart, cold blood.

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 06:53 PM

I was sitting around wondering how I could possibly annoy and oppress you folks even more. I've got my knee on your necks, I've got a target on your backs, I've got a per syllable tax on your posts and I thought to myself, "These people are just too used to suffering, the cries for pity and the wails of despair have died down to soft moaning." Then while I was thinking to myself I thought about sex, but then quickly got back to thinking of ways to make you suffer because I can focus. OK, I just thought about sex again, but really it only lasted a couple seconds. What I came up with between thoughts of a Denise Richards and a Miss Alabama sandwich was to give Frost a crack at you guys. He's been banging heads together in every bar brawl in Texas for the last half dozen years. So in that spirit, I am making him a moderator. May the Good Lord have mercy on your souls.
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 08:53 PM

Ha! Last time he asked you said you don't make people mods who request it. Glad you had second thoughts (either that or the bribe/threat was sufficiently large).

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 09:21 PM

Oh no, I have feared this day would come... Good thing I prepared my suicide ritual before hand, anyone gonna be joining me?
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 10:25 PM

View PostMagnum, on April 27th 2009, 11:21 PM, said:

anyone gonna be joining me?


No. When there's a multiplayer version, I'm going to be on Frost's team.

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:24 AM

:rotfl:

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 02:12 AM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on April 28th 2009, 01:53 AM, said:

OK, I just thought about sex again, but really it only lasted a couple seconds.


There are people you can see about that.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 03:02 AM

Are you suggesting we ship tBC off to see a Sex surrogate?

Frost, make it happen! (phew, almost shamelessly quoted Picard there)
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 05:03 AM

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That about sums it up. Is Frost being allowed to bring his guns with him?
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:27 AM

View PostRob Chahin, on April 28th 2009, 01:12 AM, said:

View Postthe Battle Cat, on April 28th 2009, 01:53 AM, said:

OK, I just thought about sex again, but really it only lasted a couple seconds.
There are people you can see about that.

I thought about seeing those people but it only lasted a couple seconds.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:48 AM

Just another face on the New World Order. I ain't buying it!
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 12:42 PM

Has anybody beside me noticed that this place is slowly being overrun by alt.games.marathon nerds? First it was Frigidman, then it was the Battle Cat and now it's Frost. Now I'm not the one to cry "conspiracy" but I think if you all look under your seats you will find a pamphlet titled, "All Your Base R Belong to UESC". Now look out your window, if you see a dead Pfhor on your lawn then you have been marked.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 12:46 PM

View PosttBC, on April 28th 2009, 11:42 AM, said:

Has anybody beside me noticed that this place is slowly being overrun by alt.games.marathon nerds? First it was Frigidman, then it was the Battle Cat and now it's Frost. Now I'm not the one to cry "conspiracy" but I think if you all look under your seats you will find a pamphlet titled, "All Your Base Belong to UESC". Now look out your window, if you see a dead Pfhor on your lawn then you have been marked.

So, you managed to fight your way out of the ban you little troll! How can you even do that? It's like fighting your way off of "hold" on a talk radio program.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:22 PM

Simple, he hung up and called again...

wait...
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 02:37 PM

Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your ears!

::dons laurel crown::

I would like to thank all of you from the very core of my soul for the Triumph you have thrown for me this day and for the honorary title of Moderatus Magnus bestowed on me through the office of Imperator Perpetuus Tuncer by Consuls Bellum Cattus and Fermium.

I know there are rumblings about the public that I have returned from foreign forums to conquer, and that I pressured the Consuls and Senate into this, that I have brought my legions across the River Offtopicus in violation of centuries of tradition, or that this is the formation of the first Marathon Triumvirate which will henceforth rule in perpetuity, but know this is not true! You know in my career I have thrice been offered a kingly crown, which I did thrice refuse. Had any other asked me, I would have refused on principle, but an old and dear friend sought my assistance and I do give it gladly for as long as he and the people have need of it.

And so as Praetor Eric and his valiant triarii return to their homes for well-deserved retirement in honor, and Proconsul Brixtus continues to fight the barbarians in the east to stave off the disease-ridden trains of spam wagons they would have stinking and rotting in our fair streets, I do accept this honor and pledge to defend the Senatus Populus Que Macintossus with all my strength until such time as I expire in the line of duty or the Chinese spam hordes are finally and utterly crushed.

Ave Imperator Deniz! Ave IMG! ::Roman salute::







Ave UESC...
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 04:32 PM

View PostFrost, on April 28th 2009, 04:37 PM, said:

Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your ears!

::dons laurel crown::

I would like to thank all of you from the very core of my soul for the Triumph you have thrown for me this day and for the honorary title of Moderatus Magnus bestowed on me through the office of Imperator Perpetuus Tuncer by Consuls Bellum Cattus and Fermium.

I know there are rumblings about the public that I have returned from foreign forums to conquer, and that I pressured the Consuls and Senate into this, that I have brought my legions across the River Offtopicus in violation of centuries of tradition, or that this is the formation of the first Marathon Triumvirate which will henceforth rule in perpetuity, but know this is not true! You know in my career I have thrice been offered a kingly crown, which I did thrice refuse. Had any other asked me, I would have refused on principle, but an old and dear friend sought my assistance and I do give it gladly for as long as he and the people have need of it.

And so as Praetor Eric and his valiant triarii return to their homes for well-deserved retirement in honor, and Proconsul Brixtus continues to fight the barbarians in the east to stave off the disease-ridden trains of spam wagons they would have stinking and rotting in our fair streets, I do accept this honor and pledge to defend the Senatus Populus Que Macintossus with all my strength until such time as I expire in the line of duty or the Chinese spam hordes are finally and utterly crushed.

Ave Imperator Deniz! Ave IMG! ::Roman salute::
Ave UESC...



And so it begins...
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 05:20 PM

Next week we'll all be speaking pig latin.
Next month we'll all be forced to speak real latin.
Next season we'll be forced to wear togas (not so bad since itll be summer).
Next Christmas we'll invade Gaul.
Next Year the empire will collapse and the world will descend into chaos.

All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.

Might as well make the most of it, so all hail our new and benevolent* leader!

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 05:54 PM

View Postdojoboy, on April 28th 2009, 06:32 PM, said:

And so it begins...


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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:11 PM

View PostEric5h5, on April 27th 2009, 07:53 PM, said:

Ha! Last time he asked you said you don't make people mods who request it. Glad you had second thoughts (either that or the bribe/threat was sufficiently large).

--Eric

The awful truth is that I was considering him before he offered, and there was another afterwards who refused the offer, so I decided to go with Frost after all. I mean hell, I've known him since he was a pubescent teenager... which by the way isn't a qualification. I'm just saying... you know what, I don't know what I was saying. I'll just hit the back button and not post this.

Edit - D'OH!
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:36 PM

Did I offer? I can't remember that for the life of me, unless it was a joke post from well in the past. :huh:




EDIT: Ohhh, THIS post.

1. That was a joke, I probably wouldn't have taken it if that had gotten me an offer as I was a busy SOB at that time
2. The forumers at the other forum have been so well-behaved lately I completely forgot about the burning tire castles and heads on pikes as deterrents... I need to bring that back! ::places an order with a tire disposal company for their scrap::


View Postteflon, on April 28th 2009, 06:20 PM, said:

Might as well make the most of it, so all hail our new and benevolent* leader!

*hopefully...

Don't worry, I subscribe to the Curtis LeMay theory of moderation. That is, if you're one of the good guys, you probably won't even notice I'm a mod unless the rhythmic thumping and flashes on the horizon followed by the occasional distant bonfires from carpet bombing spammers, gold farmers, and viagra vendors bothers you.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:41 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on April 27th 2009, 08:53 PM, said:

So in that spirit, I am making him a moderator.



*Cough* *Choke*

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