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Space Phallus (you read that right)

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 09:28 PM

Okay 2D shooter fans, Space Phallus is a fun new shoot-em-up with a retro 8 bit theme. You control the disembodied head of a dog, and fight against hordes of evil space penises. There are now 3 levels in total, and at least 2 more levels over the coming weeks and months will be added. There is also an online scoreboard in the game, with Windows, Linux and Macintosh support so everyone can compete to try and become the Worlds Biggest Phallus!

And no this is not a joke. :blink:

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Posted 26 April 2009 - 10:20 PM

WTF? I just watched the video of it, and I'm not gonna touch that with a fifty-yard pole. Grow up, you internet peoples! :P
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Posted 26 April 2009 - 10:44 PM

It's actually very fun! The music is especially brill, and it is free . . . I remember R-TYPE had several stages/bosses with sperm enemies but this just spills that over the top.
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 03:59 AM

Wow, that is a weird game.

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 05:59 AM

This is... strange. :unsure:
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 07:51 AM

This is why back in my day programmers were burned at the stake.
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 12:29 PM

Uhh.
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 03:09 PM

Haha awesome! "hordes of evil spaces penises" you say? Why do they want to kill the dog!?
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 06:24 PM

View PostKaoro, on April 27th 2009, 02:09 PM, said:

Haha awesome! "hordes of evil spaces penises" you say? Why do they want to kill the dog!?

Just as dogs can detect the presence of vampires and terminators, they can also detect evil space penises. A stealth attack in force is the only way the evil space penises can prevail in the battle to come. In order for the evil space penises to keep their evil plans of conquering the galaxy secret, the dog must die.

Did a dog ever stick his nose in your pants crotch? He knows what you got in there. He wants you to know he knows so you won't try anything evil with it.
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 06:31 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on April 27th 2009, 06:24 PM, said:

Just as dogs can detect the presence of vampires and terminators, they can also detect evil space penises. A stealth attack in force is the only way the evil space penises can prevail in the battle to come. In order for the evil space penises to keep their evil plans of conquering the galaxy secret, the dog must die.

Did a dog ever stick his nose in your pants crotch? He knows what you got in there. He wants you to know he knows so you won't try anything evil with it.

hahahaha!! Funny you mention that 'cause my cousin's labrador did that to me yesterday... How sinister...
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 07:19 PM

At first I saw the topic and was like: :huh:

Then I was like: :blink:

But then I: :rotfl:
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:35 PM

I was deeply disturbed by the Scrot-o-Copter.
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 11:33 PM

What a fire trucking waste of coding talent ....

I can't code so my 5 cool ideas'll, in all likelyhood, never see the light of day ....

But someone who can code goves us this ....

Truly a jokester runs the UniVerse ....
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Posted 27 September 2009 - 08:53 PM

Kinda late in noticing this thread. I did visit google Charlies games the other night and noticed this new
project of his. I hope he terminates Space Phalus and does something more geared to everyone.
I didn't know what phalus meant, so I Wiki'd it, then I went back and read his blog and about turned green. :blarf:

Bullet Candy's a fun game, however Space Phalus is totally weird to most anyone. The video was quite gross.
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