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#1 Eric5h5

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 04:08 PM

Check it out!  Yeah, so it's not iTMFPPG.  That's up next (assuming I can get it to work well on the iPhone), so those disappointed in the lack of rocket launchers for this one can just hold their horses.

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 06:33 PM

::chanting:: Developers developers developers.  Developers developers developers.  Developers developers developers.  Developers developers developers.  /ballmer
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Posted 02 April 2009 - 06:45 PM

Why that Eric is about as bad as DaveyJJ with spamming, and he's a mod, too! Burn the heretic! :P

The game looks pretty neat though.
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#4 Eric5h5

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 07:13 PM

The cool thing about spamming as a mod is that I have to increase my warn bar and delete my spam, but since I have mod powerz, I just lower my warn bar and move the spam back again!  Ha!

Oh yeah, and if you don't have an iPhone/iPod touch, I'm making a widget version too.

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 08:50 AM

View PostEric5h5, on April 2nd 2009, 06:13 PM, said:

The cool thing about spamming as a mod is that I have to increase my warn bar and delete my spam, but since I have mod powerz, I just lower my warn bar and move the spam back again!  Ha!

Oh yeah, and if you don't have an iPhone/iPod touch, I'm making a widget version too.

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As a moderator, you don't HAVE a warn bar nimrod.  By the way, I would move you to the Developer Group but you would lose privs, so I won't.
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Posted 03 April 2009 - 09:10 AM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on April 3rd 2009, 10:50 AM, said:

As a moderator, you don't HAVE a warn bar nimrod.

Oh yeah?  What's this then, wise guy:

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By the way, I would move you to the Developer Group but you would lose privs, so I won't.

Why don't you just put me in the "Dev/Mod Bionic Hybrid With Death Rays and Titanium Plating" group?  I'm sure the board software has that built-in.

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 09:45 AM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on April 3rd 2009, 10:50 AM, said:

As a moderator, you don't HAVE a warn bar nimrod.  By the way, I would move you to the Developer Group but you would lose privs, so I won't.

I wanna be a nimrod too, I wanna be a nimrod too!

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 02:56 PM

View PostEric5h5, on April 3rd 2009, 08:10 AM, said:

Oh yeah?  What's this then, wise guy:

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A clumsy attempt at humor.  Any nimrod with half a brain can plainly see that it a forgery.  

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I wanna be a nimrod too, I wanna be a nimrod too!

Speaking of the devil, here is a nimrod with half a brain.  Your wish is granted.  Take up your pallet and walk.

View PostEric5h5, on April 3rd 2009, 08:10 AM, said:

Why don't you just put me in the "Dev/Mod Bionic Hybrid With Death Rays and Titanium Plating" group?  I'm sure the board software has that built-in.
Almost, we couldn't spring for the package with the titanium plating and had to settle for boiled leather armor.  Actually we couldn't pop for the leather either so we just boiled your skin.  Oh and we can't make you a bionic hybrid without removing some useless portion of your body.  We'll start with the head.  OK, You are now a Dev/Mod Bionic Hybrid with a fishbowl head and two goldfish for eyes.  And sorry, no death rays allowed unless you are an admin.  You'll just have to stick to flinging your feces, it has served you well in the past.
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Posted 03 April 2009 - 04:07 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on April 3rd 2009, 04:56 PM, said:

A clumsy attempt at humor.  Any nimrod with half a brain can plainly see that it a forgery.

Therefore, if you can plainly see that it's a forgery, you must be a nimrod with half a brain.  Quid ergo ipsum stat (which are random Latin words meaning, in this case, "neener neener").

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You'll just have to stick to flinging your feces, it has served you well in the past.

::fling:: ::fling::  ::fling::  Hmm...well, it's not a death ray, but what're ya gonna do.

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 05:35 PM

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 05:45 PM

By the way, shouldn't I have groupies by now?  I'm pretty sure I should have groupies.

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 06:48 PM

View PostEric5h5, on April 3rd 2009, 03:07 PM, said:

Therefore, if you can plainly see that it's a forgery, you must be a nimrod with half a brain.  Quid ergo ipsum stat (which are random Latin words meaning, in this case, "neener neener").
Only a nimrod with half a brain would think that ONLY a nimrod with half a brain could see it is a forgery.  

View PostEric5h5, on April 3rd 2009, 04:45 PM, said:

By the way, shouldn't I have groupies by now?  I'm pretty sure I should have groupies.

Here is your groupie, it's the only chick we could coax into wading through your B.O.
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Posted 03 April 2009 - 07:16 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on April 3rd 2009, 08:48 PM, said:

Only a nimrod with half a brain would think that ONLY a nimrod with half a brain could see it is a forgery.

Better half a brain than no brain, I say!

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Here is your groupie, it's the only chick we could coax into wading through your B.O.

Um, never mind then...I guess groupies are overrated anyway.

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Posted 04 April 2009 - 02:52 AM

Of course they might be, or not?

Also, back onto topic, it looks pretty cool.

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Posted 04 April 2009 - 09:38 AM

LIES!  There was no topic!  Was there?  OK I just read up, yes, there was a topic about Eric's maze game.  I suppose we should talk about.  Oh Boy!  Trapped in a maze!  It's more fun than swallowing fishhooks!
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 11:02 AM

So you had to find out the hard way that pointy things are painful. There I was thinking cats were smart. :P
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 12:50 PM

I have the other half of Eric's nimrod brain.
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 09:47 PM

And now it's available!  Go buy it.  Everyone.  Now.  Even if you hate maze games.  Because if you don't, I WILL DESTROY YOU!

(See, this is why being a dev/mod is cool.  What's the point of having any power if you can't abuse it?  That's what it's for!)

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 03:46 AM

Any idea when the widget is coming?

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 07:42 AM

Wow Eric, is AlbieOne your mom?
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