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Posted 02 September 2008 - 07:47 AM

View PostFrost, on September 2nd 2008, 12:26 AM, said:

So when do we get to the Spam Stress Test of the new mod where I troll post in every single topic in the forum and he has to clean it up before anyone sees it?
Go for it Frost.  I'd like to see him get out of that plump cozy mod chair and earn a little pay.  I used to have a boss in this restaurant I worked at that would walk around with saltine crackers in his hand crumbling them up so that the waitresses would have something to vacuum.  I used to think that he was a twat but now I see the method in his madness.
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Posted 02 September 2008 - 11:03 AM

Great, give all the Brits the power will ya? Now they will think they can take back the good ol USA! (Or at the least, this forum)
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Posted 02 September 2008 - 11:28 AM

well now, if you lot hadnt run off and gotten independence in the first place, WWI and WWII wouldve been over with much quicker...
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Posted 02 September 2008 - 11:47 AM

View Postteflon, on September 2nd 2008, 01:28 PM, said:

if you lot hadnt run off and gotten independence in the first place

Freedom from tea and crumpets is worth any price!!!! Woooooooo!!!!!!!!!

...on the other hand, crumpets are kinda tasty...  NO!  They are evil!  Must...deny...evil...crumpets!

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 12:42 PM

View Postteflon, on September 2nd 2008, 10:28 AM, said:

well now, if you lot hadnt run off and gotten independence in the first place, WWI and WWII wouldve been over with much quicker...
Wow, that little war with you way back then crippled you THAT bad eh?  If we would have known we were crippling you so bad we would have shot with one hand behind our back.
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Posted 02 September 2008 - 03:42 PM

personally I dont really like tea.
its kind of like drinking a cup of paper...

thanks for the sentiment tBC. We know you didnt really mean it.
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Posted 03 September 2008 - 03:35 PM

But do you like crumpets? It seems so…

View Postteflon, on March 28th 2008, 10:42 PM, said:

i had crumpets just the other day... oh the wondrous culinary discover/invention that they were....

same goes for Bonne Mamman Cherries and Berries Conserve... Amazing stuff.
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Posted 03 September 2008 - 05:59 PM

well yeah! but I mean, who doesnt like crumpets?
crumpets with just butter, crumpets with butter and jam, crumpets with cheese melted on, Ive even had crumpets and baked beans once or twice...
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Posted 04 September 2008 - 01:57 AM

View Postteflon, on September 4th 2008, 09:59 AM, said:

…Ive even had crumpets and baked beans once or twice...
Wow, I did not think about that one, might try it some time, thanks.

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 03:37 AM

make sure theyre well cooked crumpets, and consider putting butter or cheese on them aswell, cos otherwise the texture is very very wrong.
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Posted 04 September 2008 - 05:29 AM

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 06:03 AM

I'VE NEVAR HAD CRUMPETS, am I missing out?
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Posted 04 September 2008 - 07:39 AM

yes
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Posted 04 September 2008 - 08:05 AM

View PostMagnum, on September 4th 2008, 08:03 AM, said:

I'VE NEVAR HAD CRUMPETS, am I missing out?

With a bit of butter and some raspberry jam? Oh, damn, yes you are.

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 03:08 PM

how about haggis, isn't that english? or is that scottish? it sounds mighty nasty either way



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Posted 04 September 2008 - 04:26 PM

Its Scottish.

do you want to know how to catch a haggis? well tough, because Im going to tell you anyway.

The wild haggis, a small rotund creature, lives on the tops of hills in Northern England and Scotland (they tried to introduce them to America in the late 19th Century, but Cougars (hot older women) ate them all), and does so to avoid predators and general attention. This has worked well for centuries, mainly because no-one can really be bothered to climb a big hill just to catch a meal these days, but some people make a living of it, supplying the Scottish and diminished English demand for the food.

Anyway, what you've got to do is climb that hill and sneak up as close to the haggis without being spotted. When you're within, say, 2-3 metres of the creature(s) you jump up and surprise it/them at which point their natural instincts take over and they try and roll away. However, because of not being spherical, but instead oval, they usually end up rolling round the top of the hill in ever wider circles, getting lower and lower down it until they get to the flat and helplessly roll around in circles for you to catch them.

All Ill say is that this method of running away would work on a large dog which would try to chase it round and round until it tired and went away. But on a canny human who just waits for it to roll to the bottom of the hill, it cant really win.
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Posted 04 September 2008 - 04:24 PM

You've posted that before.  We're onto you and your haggis shenanigans!

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 12:37 AM

No he has not. Sure, he might have posted something else that is completely irrelevant and untrue, but not this time!!! ;)

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 02:34 AM

well, even if I have, surely that just leads credence to my factual account of catching a haggis?

after all, who would be stupid enough to try and pull the same joke on the same people twice?
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Posted 05 September 2008 - 08:52 AM

You mean besides me?
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