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#41 Eric5h5

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 09:10 PM

Corduroy?  Who wears corduroy these days?  Anyway, no.

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Posted 09 May 2008 - 02:13 AM

You just don't know any people that wear corduroy. I bet they're all wearing some when you're not looking.
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Posted 09 May 2008 - 09:41 AM

View PostEric5h5, on May 8th 2008, 08:10 PM, said:

Corduroy?  Who wears corduroy these days?  Anyway, no.

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 01:35 PM

Eric understands the order of things. I'm happy to see him accepted into the ranks of the Lawgivers.

He also gave me my sig, so I can't hate him.
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When there's a multiplayer version, I'm going to be on Frost's team. Well, except he doesn't seem to actually need a team...I mean, what's the point? "Hey look, it's Frost and His Merry Gang of Useless Hangers-On!" Or something.

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 03:11 PM

View PostFrost, on May 18th 2008, 03:35 PM, said:

He also gave me my sig, so I can't hate him.

Sure you can.  Evil overlords are supposed to be hated and feared!  I'll settle for just hated though.  At least disliked.  Viewed with mild annoyance?  Anything?  OK, fine....

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 07:03 PM

As much as I would like to fear and/or hate you, I find it impossible with a title like "Verbal Windbag."
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When there's a multiplayer version, I'm going to be on Frost's team. Well, except he doesn't seem to actually need a team...I mean, what's the point? "Hey look, it's Frost and His Merry Gang of Useless Hangers-On!" Or something.

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 03:34 AM

View PostEric5h5, on May 18th 2008, 05:11 PM, said:

Sure you can.  Evil overlords are supposed to be hated and feared!  I'll settle for just hated though.  At least disliked.  Viewed with mild annoyance?  Anything?  OK, fine....
Are you saying that you are supposed to be an evil overlord? I thought that you were the ICE CREAM MAN! Every time you drive your truck around the neighborhood with that music playing, even my wife starts yelling ICE CREAM MAN!

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 07:59 AM

OH!  OH!  I want a Rupert and Atherton Ice Cream Finger Sandwich!!  

::tBC runs down the street after Eric waving his arms::
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 08:26 AM

That's OK, evil overlords and ice cream men are often confused.  In evil overlord training, they taught us how to deal with the confusion.  So I'll just point out one of the differences: with an ice cream man, that topping on the ice cream is strawberry sauce, but with an evil overlord, the topping on the ice cream is........BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!   :bleedingeyes:

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 03:36 AM

EVIL OVERLORD! EVIL OVERLARD! I want an ice cream finger sandwich made from real fingers, not that imitation finger crap.

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 04:44 AM

Do you know that evil overlord website, that posts tips for new and veteran overlords alike?
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 08:18 AM

Didn't that site produce the Evil Overlords of Spring Break and the Evil Overlords Gone Wild DVDs?
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 09:44 AM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on May 20th 2008, 10:18 AM, said:

Didn't that site produce the Evil Overlords of Spring Break and the Evil Overlords Gone Wild DVDs?

Yes! Yes they did!

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 12:17 PM

View PostQuantaCat, on May 20th 2008, 06:44 AM, said:

Do you know that evil overlord website, that posts tips for new and veteran overlords alike?

Why, yes, I do.  (This sounds suspiciously like a staged question!)  www.eviloverlord.com, of course!  I have spent much time studying the list there, so don't try to pull anything.

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 01:47 PM

View PostEric5h5, on May 20th 2008, 11:17 AM, said:

Why, yes, I do.  (This sounds suspiciously like a staged question!)  www.eviloverlord.com, of course!  I have spent much time studying the list there, so don't try to pull anything.

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*BUZZZZZZZT*  Sorry, incorrect answer.  The correct answer is "*BLAMM!!!* Yes"
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 03:26 PM

[b.belong('us') for b in bases if b.owner() == 'you']

All our bases belong to our new mildly annoying overlord.

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 03:31 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on May 20th 2008, 03:47 PM, said:

*BUZZZZZZZT*  Sorry, incorrect answer.  The correct answer is "*BLAMM!!!* Yes"

I thought the correct answer was "You talkin' to me?  You talkin' to me?"

::Takes DaveyJJ's base::

Nice base you got there!  I'll just take it for safekeeping.  We wouldn't want anything...bad...to happen to it, now, would we?

::Takes Bernie's base too::

Thanks, mate!  It's mine now!  How you say..."Muahahahaha!"  Or something like that, yes?

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 03:34 PM

lol wut
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When there's a multiplayer version, I'm going to be on Frost's team. Well, except he doesn't seem to actually need a team...I mean, what's the point? "Hey look, it's Frost and His Merry Gang of Useless Hangers-On!" Or something.

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 02:44 AM

View PostEric5h5, on May 20th 2008, 05:31 PM, said:

::Takes Bernie's base too::
Darn! I've got to spot playing with glue on the crapper.

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Thanks, mate!  It's mine now!  How you say..."Muahahahaha!"  Or something like that, yes?
I recognize that "Muahahahaha!"... you were mushroom in Evil Overlords Gone Wild.

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 08:25 PM

Lets see if you can handle THIS! *Attacks Eric5h5's bases with 200 zerglings and a HUEG MASZ OV OVARLOURDS TO BLOT OUT THE SUN! a bowl of Jello and a piece of fluff* [Edit: fixed! -Eric]
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