Backgammon doesn't play by the rules...
#1
Posted 08 February 2008 - 07:59 PM
When I play backgammon solo on my MacBook, my "opponent" claims victory when I'm clearly winning. For example, I had all my pieces in my home quadrant and was taking them off when I get the "You've been mooned" message. WHAZZUPWIDAT???
#2
Posted 09 February 2008 - 10:23 AM
My theory (thanks in part to your contribution) is that all backgammon programmers are the spawn of the devil, and after eating a big bowl of children in the morning, they set out to write a dirty stinkin' cheatin' game of backgammon.
the Battle Cat
#3
Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:04 PM
the Battle Cat, on February 9th 2008, 10:23 AM, said:
My theory (thanks in part to your contribution) is that all backgammon programmers are the spawn of the devil, and after eating a big bowl of children in the morning, they set out to write a dirty stinkin' cheatin' game of backgammon.
My version is the one that came with the MacBook back in June when I bought it... you'd think that someone would have caught it if the programmers are all spawn of the devil.... unless Steve Jobs is the devil himself!!!
#4
Posted 12 February 2008 - 11:11 PM
BradMM, on February 9th 2008, 06:04 PM, said:
No, but he does pitchfork babies when nobody is looking!
- 1.67 GHz PPC G4 Powerbook, 2 GB ram, 80 GB hd (OS X 10.5.8)
- 1 Ghz PPC G3 Blue & White, 1 GB ram, 320 GB hd (OS 9.1)
Playing - (Mac OS) Bioshock, Battlefield 1942, Halo (Windows) Battlefield 2
#5
Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:45 PM
#7
Posted 13 February 2008 - 02:58 PM
Eric5h5, on February 13th 2008, 12:19 PM, said:
--Eric
You can trust Eric on this Bill, he wrote a damn dirty cheating Fractscape program and he knows what he is talking about.
the Battle Cat
#8
Posted 13 February 2008 - 05:42 PM
the Battle Cat, on February 13th 2008, 03:58 PM, said:
Are you trying to get me to admit that Fractscape cheats at Backgammon? Well, I'll do no such thing, and I strongly deny that there's any cheating code in it that rolls doubles whenever it needs to. In fact I categorically deny that it contains any Backgammon code whatsoever and you can't prove otherwise!
--Eric
#9
Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:06 PM
Eric5h5, on February 13th 2008, 03:42 PM, said:
--Eric
I decompiled your skanky Fractscape program and found this code right at the very beginning
!Fractscape v1.0 !By Eric Whatevermylastnameis ! 10 GOSUB LAUNCH_BACKGAMMON_IN_SECRET_WINDOW 20 GOSUB ROLL_BOXCARS_TO_WIN_STARTING_THROW 30 GOSUB ROLL_BOXCARS_A_COUPLE_MORE_TIMES 40 GOSUB LAUNCH_FRACTSCAPE_IN_MAIN_WINDOW 50 GOSUB STEAL_SSN_FROM_USER_SAFARI_CACHE 60 GOSUB USER_ROLLS_ACEY_DEUCY 70 GOSUB ROLL_BOXCARS_A_COUPLE_MORE_TIMES 80 GOSUB USER_ROLLS_ACEY_DEUCY
You had your chance. I didn't want to do this to you. You forced my hand.
the Battle Cat
#11
Posted 14 February 2008 - 12:43 AM
#13
Posted 14 February 2008 - 12:42 PM
...the goal was to reserve lecture rooms... very exciting. I actually wrote a calendar routine for it as well since I didn't want to use the system commands to get dates. I also did a grammar checker (that I doesn't uses now, hecketh no!).
(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a shotgun, and you ain't got one.)
***END MESSAGE***
#14
Posted 18 February 2008 - 09:14 PM
Bill Ramey, on February 13th 2008, 12:45 PM, said:
THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL!!! If I have most of my pieces (tiles?) in my home quadrant and then I roll a double four, the game should not register that I just lost! Any time I get ahead, the game just declares that it won! It has nothing to do with whether or not I get the roll that I wanted.

Sign In
Register
Help


MultiQuote

