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#21 The Liberator

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 03:58 AM

View PostEric5h5, on July 2nd 2007, 04:59 PM, said:

Well, my name ain't Achilles, so stop looking at my heels.  Thankyew.
Oho, that's how it may appear, but it's actually just a cunning plan meant to lure you into a false sense of security, and then I will stike when you least expect it!  Ha!  [Edit: oops, don't want to give too much away....]
Quite...

View PostEric5h5, on July 2nd 2007, 04:59 PM, said:

So how do I figure into this?  A cunning plan indeed...I'll figure this out if it kills me....
Remember that particular law: "If it can go wrong, It will go wrong." Have a good day. :)

View PostEric5h5, on July 2nd 2007, 04:59 PM, said:

You're not sorry...just wait till I have Supa Mod Powa again, then you'll be sorry!  Ooh yes you will!
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Agreed, definietly agreed, I will be sorry then.

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 04:50 AM

Geeze, I'm sorry I asked.

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 07:51 AM

View PostThe Liberator, on July 1st 2007, 06:28 PM, said:

Oh, ok. Thanks tBC. :)
I now understand all of the changing of moderators and everything else. I would have to agree that a small number of moderators sounds easier (for us guys, though maybe not for you) and better.

Thanks, Liberator.

P.S. If I got you annoyed or anything like that at all, sorry then. :)
Not at all annoyed.  It was an overdue explanation that I intended to post someday anyway.

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View Postthe Battle Cat, on July 1st 2007, 08:42 PM, said:

What I am doing is cherry picking a few responsible and mature people
So how do I figure into this?  A cunning plan indeed...I'll figure this out if it kills me....
You are an exception.  Your role is much like that of Baldrick in the Black Adder series.
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Posted 02 July 2007 - 10:55 AM

*While the forum members are quibbiling among themselves, SANMacPro, in a ninja suit, comes into each forum member's homes, and steals all Tower Macs, and runs and jump's in car, goes home, sets all Tower Macs in a RAID system, so that SANMacPro can take over the world*

Muwahaha!, I may be a newbie, but I caught you old geezers unaware! :P

EDIT: Darn you apostrophes!

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 11:49 AM

View PostSANMacPro, on July 2nd 2007, 12:55 PM, said:

Muwahaha!, I may be a newbie, but I caught you old geezers unaware! :P

Well, you certainly caught me unaware...I was distracted by all the apostrophes you inexplicably added everywhere.  Here: ' ' ' '  You might need them back....

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 12:20 PM

View PostEric5h5, on July 2nd 2007, 10:49 AM, said:

Well, you certainly caught me unaware...I was distracted by all the apostrophes you inexplicably added everywhere.  Here: ' ' ' '  You might need them back....

--Eric

Why thank you!, that was an unintended thing that worked out for me!, I took all those extra apostrophes behind the shed, and shot them in the back of the head, for in IMG, theres no Geneva Convention!

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 01:32 PM

View PostSANMacPro, on July 2nd 2007, 02:20 PM, said:

I took all those extra apostrophes behind the shed, and shot them in the back of the head, for in IMG, theres no Geneva Convention!

Wow, that's harsh!  Although there's still one hiding in "jumps".  I kinda feel bad for pointing that out, knowing what its fate will be, but then again, as cruel as it is, that's just the law of nature, no?  When they over-proliferate like that, they'll just end up starving to death....

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 01:51 PM

View PostSANMacPro, on July 2nd 2007, 09:55 AM, said:

Muwahaha!, I may be a newbie, but I caught you old geezers unaware! :P
Tesseract's been itching to flay a noob with his sparkly new moderator tools but he hasn't been blooded yet.  

::tBC rears ups and comes down with crushing force breaking one of SANMacPro's legs and his collarbone, then tBC calls to his new cub Tesseract to come out of the den and make the kill::

This is how we train moderators in the wild.  Next time Tesseract has to take a member down all by himself.
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Posted 02 July 2007 - 03:21 PM

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 05:15 PM

Isn't this all getting a bit stupid and bloodthirsty? I think this thread nearly deserves to go to the Off-topic sub forum... I'm going to die, aren't I?

::Liberator decides he wants to live, so he finds a nice pink, magical, flying pony (and flies away)... :pinkpony:::

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 06:57 PM

View PostThe Liberator, on July 2nd 2007, 07:15 PM, said:

Isn't this all getting a bit stupid and bloodthirsty? I think this thread nearly deserves to go to the Off-topic sub forum... I'm going to die, aren't I?

Yes.  Yes, you are.

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::Liberator decides he wants to live, so he finds a nice pink, magical, flying pony (and flies away)... :pinkpony:::

::shoots down pink, magical, flying pony using the AVRiL from UT2004 which has been modified into an APRiL (Anti-Pony Rocket Launcher), which causes burning pony bits to splatter all over the landscape::

We're just getting started with the stupid and bloodthirsty!

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 07:00 PM

:lol:...

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Posted 02 July 2007 - 09:19 PM

View PostThe Liberator, on July 2nd 2007, 09:00 PM, said:

:lol:...

Oh, you think that's funny, eh?  OK then...for those of you playing at home, this here widget is a taste of some pink-magical-flying-pony-blasting action.  Have fun!  Sadly, we ran out of APRiLs, so you'll just have to make do with a bog-standard rocket launcher that doesn't have target locking.  Sorry.

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Posted 03 July 2007 - 12:49 AM

My comment stands...
:lol...
I also have another comment...
:lol:...

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View PostEric5h5, on July 3rd 2007, 01:19 PM, said:

Oh, you think that's funny, eh?  OK then...for those of you playing at home, this here widget is a taste of some pink-magical-flying-pony-blasting action.  Have fun!...
Thanks, I've had great fun. :D

It is good that we have an Aussie moderator. ;)
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Posted 03 July 2007 - 12:59 AM

Might i go back on topic and say



THANKYOU FOR APPOINTING AN AUSTRALIAN MODERATOR!

seriously, this is excellent, now we can have hardcore moderation 24/7  :happy:
it can be a pain in the arse when you have to wait for gary to wake up off his lazy ass, just to talk to him.


oh, and gary, i recently and openly insulted you  in a thread...you actually edited it and had to read  over the post(or you were supposed to :happy: ) and you still didnt find it....ahh gary. you will find it eventually, and it will make you cry...then we will witness WW3

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Posted 03 July 2007 - 03:37 AM

View PostSANMacPro, on July 2nd 2007, 02:20 PM, said:

Why thank you!, that was an unintended thing that worked out for me!, I took all those extra apostrophes behind the shed, and shot them in the back of the head, for in IMG, theres no Geneva Convention!
Yes, the Geneva Convention was back in the pre-IMG days. Today, we use the Lucida Grande Convention.

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Posted 03 July 2007 - 07:34 AM

View PostBernie, on July 3rd 2007, 05:37 AM, said:

Yes, the Geneva Convention was back in the pre-IMG days. Today, we use the Lucida Grande Convention.

If we ever use the Comic Sans Convention, that's when I start using nuclear weapons.

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Posted 03 July 2007 - 08:16 AM

View PostSANMacPro, on July 2nd 2007, 02:21 PM, said:

"Moderators are just lion's on steroids"
Most of us were born and raised in Kenya.

View PostEric5h5, on July 2nd 2007, 08:19 PM, said:

Oh, you think that's funny, eh?  OK then...for those of you playing at home, this here widget is a taste of some pink-magical-flying-pony-blasting action.  Have fun!  Sadly, we ran out of APRiLs, so you'll just have to make do with a bog-standard rocket launcher that doesn't have target locking.  Sorry.

--Eric
Good one.  It needs splash damage though.  I was hitting magical flying pink ponies but the ones right beside them just flew though the explosion and debris without even getting their paint marred. I like it that you can make it full screen, good touch.
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Posted 03 July 2007 - 09:13 AM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on July 3rd 2007, 10:16 AM, said:

Good one.  It needs splash damage though.  I was hitting magical flying pink ponies but the ones right beside them just flew though the explosion and debris without even getting their paint marred. I like it that you can make it full screen, good touch.

The full screen thing is part of the package, no effort on my part.  (It was thrown together from bits I already had around anyway so it's not like there was much effort to begin with....)  I can do splash damage no problem, but the magical pink flying ponies should be animated too, and I don't really feel like doing that, so if someone sends me a cheesy animated flying pink magical pony, I'll do even more interesting stuff...you can leave out the sparkly bits; I'll do that with a particle system....

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Posted 03 July 2007 - 01:57 PM

View PostEric5h5, on July 3rd 2007, 06:34 AM, said:

If we ever use the Comic Sans Convention, that's when I start using nuclear weapons.

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