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[Huntn]

There are adult online flash games that run on your browser, independent of platform, but it would be better if you found them yourselves. And they are very basic.

[Abecedaria]

Simmi, on March 26th 2007, 03:33 PM, said:

Which are the best Mac Virtual Sex games?
Simmi

http://www.getafirstlife.com/

abc

[the Battle Cat]

I going to have to delete that link Abecedaria, that's obviously a pirate site.  

BTW, I'm amazed so few pants are being purchased!  6,553,628,382 residents and only 27,021 pants purchased!  Maybe that's because they are all sitting on the couch in their underpants watching their 82,124,102,305 hours of TV.

[Abecedaria]

the Battle Cat, on April 21st 2007, 07:23 AM, said:

I going to have to delete that link Abecedaria, that's obviously a pirate site.  

BTW, I'm amazed so few pants are being purchased!  6,553,628,382 residents and only 27,021 pants purchased!  Maybe that's because they are all sitting on the couch in their underpants watching their 82,124,102,305 hours of TV.

You have to hand it to them, though; 6 Billion residents, and no server lag. If only Marathon could handle that many connections....

[the Battle Cat]

Ugh.  I just joined and the first thing someone did was to knock one of my teeth out for calling them a "whiney bitch tard" after I rammed their car.  I'm canceling!

[Eric5h5]

What the heck?  "First Life" sounds like total scam to me.  Major ripoff even if it was real, which it's obviously not.

--Eric

[Robo-X]

If I am not mistaken there was long time ago a game called MacFoxes. That is the only game that I can think of.


//Rob

[Blinkeye]

Not to be mean (but this will sound mean) most of you guys are a bunch of fat old guys, who have nothing to do, but sit around and watch porn on computers....the fact that you even made a thread about this is just sad. You should try dating sometime....this is the dumbest thing ever...and I feel bad for you guys, that you all you ever do is sit around playing games...too bad for you

[Sharky]

See, if you say "not to be mean" and then say something mean. You're being mean. You can't duck it. You just are.

For reference's sake, you can play an "adult" game and still have a social life.

See, normally I would assume someone taking the time to make a post like yours is a 13-year-old goob who just so happens to enjoy making meaningless, demeaning posts. But, well, that's pretty narrow-sighted. You might be a successful 35-year-old businessman who just so happens to enjoy making meaningless, demeaning posts. Let's not judge books by what we assume of their covers.

Addendum: Sorry, tBC, couldn't help myself.

[eschatz]

I'm 23. I'm 190lbs and 6'1". Am I fat and old?

[Sharky]

ALL YOU DO IS PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

I AM SAD FOR YOU.






p.s.
fatty

[Eric5h5]

Blinkeye, on May 9th 2007, 03:52 PM, said:

You should try dating sometime....this is the dumbest thing ever...

You should try the concept of "humor" sometime.  I feel bad for you that you didn't understand the inherent silliness of this topic and instead took it seriously, and felt compelled to make inaccurate statements about the character of the forum members...most of whom are not old and fat (well, some of them are probably kinda chunky), and a decent percentage are married, so I don't think their spouses would appreciate it if they started dating....

--Eric

[the Battle Cat]

Blinkeye, on May 9th 2007, 12:52 PM, said:

Not to be mean (but this will sound mean) most of you guys are a bunch of fat old guys, who have nothing to do, but sit around and watch porn on computers....the fact that you even made a thread about this is just sad. You should try dating sometime....this is the dumbest thing ever...and I feel bad for you guys, that you all you ever do is sit around playing games...too bad for you

Other guys have taken you to task for popping off like that, so all I have to say that you should read the forums for a while and actually get to know the people here, instead of making snap judgments about people based on what is basically a humorous thread.  That way there might be almost the slightest tinge of merit in what you have to say about us.

Just relax, engage yourself in the forum and the ongoing conversations, make some friends, share what you know about games and learn a little from us.  THEN tell us what a bunch of losers we are... cause... well... we are.

[Rev-O]

Blinkeye, on May 9th 2007, 01:52 PM, said:

Not to be mean (but this will sound mean) most of you guys are a bunch of fat old guys, who have nothing to do, but sit around and watch porn on computers....the fact that you even made a thread about this is just sad. You should try dating sometime....this is the dumbest thing ever...and I feel bad for you guys, that you all you ever do is sit around playing games...too bad for you

That was just plain mean. Cutting too. I hope you're happy now. Just pull back the curtain that hides my secret shame and lay it bare for the whole world to see! I hope you are so happy with yourself now, Mr. Young-&-Skinny-Too-Busy-Dating-Hot-Chicks-To-Waste-Time-Watching-Porn-On-A-Computer! You have ruined me! Ruined! Often I have posted on countless forums that I am, in fact, young and virile. And skinny as well! And Often I talked about all the dating I was doing. Tons of dating! A wretchedly excessive amount of dating! Lies! All Lies! And I lived with my lies because I needed my lies, dammit! I needed to feel young and studly! And in waltzes Mr. Feel-So-Bad-For-The-Old-Fat-Porn-Watching-No-Date-Having-Low-Lifes! Standing upon your mountain of righteousness and shouting out to the world "Believe them not, for they are but fat old guys who have naught to do but spend their sad wormlike existences away from the sweet light of the sun, choosing instead to bask pallid glow of the computer screen as they play video games! And neither do they date! They are sad, and I feel bad for them in all their sadness!" Isn't knowing you are superior in every way enough?! Damn you!!! Must you rub our sad, fat, and old faces in our own dirty lies like puppies!? And then you beat us with the rolled up newspaper of mockery! Saying that our lives are dumb! Saying that we are sad! I can see through your smarmy comments to know that you really don't feel bad for us at all! Do you? No you don't! You are chiding us for our sadness! Dammit! Double Dammit! Just, please, let me live my lie! Give me my lie back! Why, oh why, did you have to crush me like this! Damn you, Blinkeye, damn you! I curse your name even now, as I sit infront of the pallid glow of my computer screen and grow even more fat and more old and more sad as my feeble wormlike eixtence withers away!  

[teflon]

hey, we can be young too!!

whats this thread about again??

[MSosa01]

Some years ago I posted a similar topic on this forum and it was deleted by the mods! I think though I might have used the word "sex" in the subject. Well I also interested in adult games similar to the Leisure Suite Larry series from Sierra in the 90s, or hopefully better. I would like to discuss this further but I am afraid that since this website is now affiliated with apple.com that kind of discussion is probably not appropiate.

Blinkeye = inmature idiot.

[Eric5h5]

MSosa01, on May 9th 2007, 09:21 PM, said:

Some years ago I posted a similar topic on this forum and it was deleted by the mods!

We have much better mods now.     But please don't engage in namecalling.  Apple wouldn't like that.

--Eric

[Huntn]

Blinkeye, on May 9th 2007, 02:52 PM, said:

Not to be mean (but this will sound mean)...

Welcome to the IMG forums!

[Blinkeye]

Lol I am not making too many friends on this thread =p

[Sharky]

Well, seems like that's not why you showed up in the first place...