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#1 Simmi

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 04:33 PM

Which are the best Mac Virtual Sex games?
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 04:47 PM

*laughs*

I think if you want to find that you'll need to venture into the world of the PC, or the world of imports at the very least.

That... or Newgrounds... but, well... it's Newgrounds.

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 04:53 PM

Holy hell.  Maybe the Sim series has a mod out for this?  :lol:  

Is this a new breed of 'bot?

View PostSimmi, on March 26th 2007, 06:33 PM, said:

Which are the best Mac Virtual Sex games?
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Honsetly, I'm not aware of any.
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 05:29 PM

I think the closest the Mac has gotten is the original Leisure Suit Larry.

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 05:39 PM

View PostHuntn, on March 26th 2007, 05:29 PM, said:

I think the closest the Mac has gotten is the original Leisure Suit Larry.

Well, there was Mac Playmate, but that was over 20 years ago. I seem to recall some weird guy with an 8ball for a head could be used to... well... what was with that anyways?

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 06:39 PM

Buy any game ported by MacPlay and you are virtually screwed.  There's that.
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 06:44 PM

Well, you can download nude skins for Otto Matic and OS X Chess.

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 07:45 PM

Isn't this against the forum rules?

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 07:48 PM

Sounds like a bot to me.
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 07:56 PM

View PostNo One, on March 26th 2007, 05:45 PM, said:

Isn't this against the forum rules?

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Don't those forum rules pretty much rule out any post about anything whatsoever?

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 09:05 PM

View PostSimmi, on March 26th 2007, 05:33 PM, said:

Which are the best Mac Virtual Sex games?
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Can't recommend any. I don't play computer sex games.
Maybe you should browse the birthing forums - to see what sex is really all about. Procreation.
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 09:36 PM

I must also say one must be careful of the links of the pre-online free web games @ macgamestore.com. - They have had some things you would not want your kids playing. - One for sure I remember was a spin-off of Asteroids.
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Posted 26 March 2007 - 09:57 PM

View PostDouglas, on March 26th 2007, 09:56 PM, said:

Don't those forum rules pretty much rule out any post about anything whatsoever?

No, I'm pretty sure you're still allowed to say how awesome I am.

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Maybe you should browse the birthing forums - to see what sex is really all about. Procreation.

Not anymore, it's not.  Ain't technology wunnerful?

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 10:44 PM

View PostEric5h5, on March 26th 2007, 10:57 PM, said:

Not anymore, it's not.  Ain't technology wunnerful?
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I don't think I can agree with you there Eric5h5.

The Interenet isn't very private as you might know already.

A lot of people get into heaps of trouble dealing with porno. (You do read the news and newspapers sometimes, don't you; It's pretty hard not to notice the big mess some people have gotten their lives into for dealing with porno and having it found on their computers and their IP address being tracked by the powers that be)

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 12:06 AM

Am I the only one here old enough to remember Virtual Valerie?



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Posted 27 March 2007 - 12:27 AM

View PostLord Brixton, on March 27th 2007, 01:06 AM, said:

Am I the only one here old enough to remember Virtual Valerie?
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Probably not. (I didn't own a copy of it) But, a then friend I think had it for his dad's mac.
Was it for the old SE's or something like that era? :blink:

Yeah, yeah. There's been stuff and there still is stuff out there for Mac in the *Adult games* category.
I've seen some weird stuff on ebay, when I was looking for some games other than adult sex games.

Just not for me that's all. "Virtual Valerie" - That says it all, I'll venture to say.

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 02:20 AM

View Postyo-mike, on March 27th 2007, 12:44 AM, said:

A lot of people get into heaps of trouble dealing with porno. (You do read the news and newspapers sometimes, don't you; It's pretty hard not to notice the big mess some people have gotten their lives into for dealing with porno and having it found on their computers and their IP address being tracked by the powers that be)

That's not what I'm talking about.  And I think "adult" games (read: games for teens who have no lives) are pretty silly....

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 09:38 AM

"yo-mike" said:

A lot of people get into heaps of trouble dealing with porno. (You do read the news and newspapers sometimes, don't you; It's pretty hard not to notice the big mess some people have gotten their lives into for dealing with porno and having it found on their computers and their IP address being tracked by the powers that be)

yo-mike, what you're talking about is not standard pornography. If someone is being tracked and monitored for adult material it is because they are A) Stealing it or B) dealing in illegal pornography

Both things are very different than your standard adult faire to be found on the net.

Edit: And in the interest of sticking with TBC's "stay on-topic rec" below — Simmi, games of this type are more or less uniquely Japanese in their creation and consumption. The Leisure Suit Larry games are about as adult as you can find on the Mac with any sort of formal production value, and those are more tongue-in-cheek than alluring, if you will. I really think without importing titles (and even then you'll be relegated to hentai animation games) and employing BootCamp or a PC, you're out of luck. Perhaps someone more enterprising than myself has a better idea, but I'd wager you won't get any help on the Mac side of things.

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 09:41 AM

View PostNo One, on March 26th 2007, 06:45 PM, said:

Isn't this against the forum rules?

A quote from the Forum Terms & Rules you see when signing up (Bolded specific part):

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The forum moderators use those guidelines to gauge their moderation of the boards.  It is up to both the interpretation of the member posting and the moderator moderating with the moderator having the definitive say.  For instance, any reference to a man or a woman could be construed as "sexually oriented" according to the exact definition.  If anything, this is a catch-all clause that can be used by the moderator for things that fall through the cracks. BUT, that said, it's good that you restated the guidelines for all to be reminded of them.

If he is a spammer he will be dealt with in the fullness of time.  If he is a gamer who asked an honest question then there is nothing wrong with trying to remember the very few Mac games that dealt with the subject of sex.  Keep in mind that youngsters as well as moms and dads patrol the forums, so keep it non-explicit.  Until it "gets out of hand" I'm not going to put any breaks on this thread although I'd appreciate it if Mike-yo and Eric5h5 stuck more to the original topic of the poster's question.
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Posted 27 March 2007 - 10:00 AM

I just thought it might be worth people's while, while reading this thread that I added some extra information.

Just trying to be helpful. :)

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