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#41 teflon

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Posted 17 February 2007 - 01:30 PM

bah! she doesnt know how to throw a party!
me and Bill Clinton do, however. Start of with a jazzy little duet him on sax, me on trombone, backed by the jazz trio we hired, and then around 11, when people are up on the champers, bring out Busted or McFly to play a bunch of covers of Queen songs... after all, theyre not good for much else.
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Posted 17 February 2007 - 02:20 PM

View PostStopDropBurn, on February 17th 2007, 01:38 PM, said:

Why is the 16th such a good day for birthdays? Saturdays are better because then you don't have to work on your birthday.

Because the awesome people have birthdays on the 16th (the 17th is such an also-ran sort of day).  Sometimes it is on a Saturday.  In any case, I didn't work on my birthday...not everyone has a Mon-Fri job.  In fact I've never had a Mon-Fri job.  

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Posted 17 February 2007 - 03:33 PM

View PostLord Brixton, on February 17th 2007, 11:07 AM, said:

Yeah. I'd love to hang around & chat about this but me & Paris have got a party to throw!
Ugh!  See those deformed overly puffed out lips?  That means she has had a roll of cadaver tissue inserted into her lips.  I saw that procedure done on TV.  Kissing her is like kissing Stubbs butt fat.
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Posted 18 February 2007 - 11:11 PM

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 07:25 PM

Surely the backup mods will lead us to a triumphant glory above the monsters of our time! As their mighty feet crush the skulls of their enemies, raising the timber of their arms, one hand a 30" MACBookPro and a Death Ray Mouse in the other! A heavenly chorus reaching a crescendo, trembling terrain and the stars in the celestial vault swirling in their presence!

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Does flattery work over the internet?

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 08:01 PM

View PostHapa Hanu, on February 19th 2007, 08:25 PM, said:

Does flattery work over the internet?

No.  Send me cash.  Thank you.

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 10:12 PM

Got Diablo II Eric5h5? How about some virtual munny/artifacts for virtual favours?  :P

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Posted 19 February 2007 - 10:54 PM

I do have it, but this is irrelevant.  How about some real magical artifacts, in exchange for me not crushing you like a little bitty bug the next time tBC gets drunk has a lapse in judgment and lets me out of the basement?  I'd settle for a +3 sword of making-idiot-drivers-get-out-of-my-way.  Or possibly a +5 dagger of bill-paying.

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Posted 20 February 2007 - 09:29 AM

As you might have surmised, Eric is why I quit drinking.
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Posted 20 February 2007 - 10:46 AM

Quit drinkin? Ouch!

"Beer is proof that GOD wants us to be happy!", Benjamin Franklin.


Well instead of real magical items; howzbout a +5 Holy Hand Grenade of SPAMBOT Slaying or a +3 Vorpal Wand of Topic Merging?

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Posted 20 February 2007 - 01:13 PM

View PostHapa Hanu, on February 21st 2007, 03:46 AM, said:

+3 Vorpal Wand of Topic Merging?
Might be handy if it weren't for the fact that you'd lose the topmost posts every time you merged a topic with it.

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Posted 20 February 2007 - 03:57 PM

View PostHapa Hanu, on February 20th 2007, 04:46 PM, said:

"Beer is proof that GOD wants us to be happy!", Benjamin Franklin.

liquid bread my good man!
liquid bread!
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Posted 20 February 2007 - 11:06 PM

If the beer is Guinness - then it is liquid ballast...  :P

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Posted 17 March 2007 - 10:49 AM

OK, Lord Brixton has been returned to the general population much like a prison guard suddenly incarcerated.  He is as helpless as a snausage in a wolves den so now is your big chance to shiv him for grinding your face into the mud with his jackboots.

How did he do?  Good mod?  Bad mod?  Now is your chance to speak up, critique him while he is unable to edit your posts!
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Posted 17 March 2007 - 11:18 AM

not too shabby, not too clean.
slightly scruff... like a cat whose been left out in the rain all night, and has then lounged around on a shed or car roof in the morning and dried off...

so really, it was pretty similar to you.

the ATI displays incident was handled in the exact manner that actually had me confused as to which of you two handled it...

i think he mustve brought a can of Oust! (a product from the SC Johnson family company), cos it didnt smell so bad for a few weeks...
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Posted 17 March 2007 - 08:55 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on March 17th 2007, 12:49 PM, said:

OK, Lord Brixton has been returned to the general population much like a prison guard suddenly incarcerated.

Lord who?  ::looks around blankly::

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Posted 18 March 2007 - 09:07 AM

View PostEric5h5, on March 17th 2007, 07:55 PM, said:

Lord who?  ::looks around blankly::

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Posted 18 March 2007 - 03:22 PM

Oh, him.  Well, let's see: he didn't ban me, he didn't increase my warn bar, he didn't even send me a sternly-worded PM.  Obviously he's not making the grade.

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Posted 18 March 2007 - 07:25 PM

I keep hearing this, and worse.  People have told me that he was helpful and courteous.  This is hardly the red faced, iron fisted, megalomaniac I groomed him to be.  Perhaps it would help to smash his foot with a hammer just before he goes online.
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Posted 19 March 2007 - 01:52 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on March 17th 2007, 12:49 PM, said:

OK, Lord Brixton has been returned to the general population much like a prison guard suddenly incarcerated.  He is as helpless as a snausage in a wolves den so now is your big chance to shiv him for grinding your face into the mud with his jackboots.

How did he do?  Good mod?  Bad mod?  Now is your chance to speak up, critique him while he is unable to edit your posts!
I forgot that he was a mod actually, is that a good thing?

View Postthe Battle Cat, on March 18th 2007, 09:25 PM, said:

I keep hearing this, and worse.  People have told me that he was helpful and courteous.  This is hardly the red faced, iron fisted, megalomaniac I groomed him to be.  Perhaps it would help to smash his foot with a hammer just before he goes online.
Make him execute some helpless tied-up spam bots, that will begin to harden his heart.
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