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#1 the Battle Cat

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 03:11 PM

All hail Lord Brixton, your new evil dictator.  For the next couple of weeks, Lord Brixton will be learning the ropes of beating you peons into submission as our newest forum moderator, here to oppress you and tear the tongue out of your free speech rights.  It would make upper management very happy to see you flinching at his slightest movement, shrieking in terror when he enters a sub-forum, and breathing a huge sigh of relief when he logs out.  

Lord Brixton is in training for these two weeks to be a co-backup with Eric5h5 in case something happens to me, my computer system, or I go on vacation.  If you feel you have been wronged by Lord Brixton in any way then please PM me so LB and I can have a good laugh at your expense over a pint of lager.  Seriously though, this is a trial run, PM me if you have any problems.

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 03:35 PM

Congratulations to Brixton, he certainly deserves moderatorship!
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Posted 11 February 2007 - 03:40 PM

ach nein!
nicht schon wieder!
letztes Mal war genug!
bitte nicht!

im already feeling a bit wrong... :blarf:
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Posted 11 February 2007 - 03:58 PM

I hope these two weeks include intense, grueling, sweat-soaked sessions in how to increase one's evilness.  Right now LB is far too non-evil to make a decent Sith Lord.  Why, I've heard that he beats peons to within three inches of their lives instead of just one!

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 04:19 PM

View Postteflon, on February 11th 2007, 01:40 PM, said:

im already feeling a bit wrong... :blarf:
That is uncanny that you said that.  We were using your account to show LB how to mess with someone!  We were crawling all over your warn meter leaving little greasy fingerprints and sandwich wrappers.

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I hope these two weeks include intense, grueling, sweat-soaked sessions in how to increase one's evilness.  Right now LB is far too non-evil to make a decent Sith Lord.  Why, I've heard that he beats peons to within three inches of their lives instead of just one!

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I'm counting on the forum populace to burn through his veneer of decency, and expose the heartless despot that lurks within.  An inner tyrant, neglected all these years waiting to bloom in all its totalitarian glory.  Eric, if you have a moment, I'd appreciate you teaching him all you know.  See?  Now that's good dictatin', I issue you an edict by cloaking a demand within an insult.  Take notes Lord Brixton.
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Posted 11 February 2007 - 04:31 PM

hahaha...fresh meat........

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 04:34 PM

Lord Brixton is a sissy!   :P
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Posted 11 February 2007 - 04:34 PM

Just you wait people . The wonderful thing about Safari is I can be talking to you all nice as pie  in one tab and have the 'ban all' button glowing red right next door just in case.

I say we switch tabs and nuke the entire forum from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 04:50 PM

What is the point of a "ban all" button? If the whole forum is acting that bad, then the entire site is rotten to the core.
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Posted 11 February 2007 - 04:57 PM

View PostStopDropBurn, on February 11th 2007, 05:50 PM, said:

What is the point of a "ban all" button? If the whole forum is acting that bad, then the entire site is rotten to the core.

Rookie lacks the forsight.  ;)

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 05:22 PM

so thats why my warn bar is at 666%? it gets in the way of my posts...
i feel..... abused!

can we get a screenie of this ban all button?
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Posted 11 February 2007 - 06:21 PM

View Postteflon, on February 11th 2007, 06:22 PM, said:

can we get a screenie of this ban all button?

We could show you, but then we'd have to kill you.  It is a very nice red though...all evil and glowy...and shiny...nice...mmmm...must...presssss.....

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 06:34 PM

View PostEric5h5, on February 11th 2007, 04:21 PM, said:

We could show you, but then we'd have to kill you.  It is a very nice red though...all evil and glowy...and shiny...nice...mmmm...must...presssss.....

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 06:35 PM

Whatever happened to Ichigo? Was he your practice LB?

In any case, one more person to suck up to.  ;)
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Posted 11 February 2007 - 07:43 PM

View Postdojoboy, on February 11th 2007, 02:57 PM, said:

View PostStopDropBurn, on February 11th 2007, 02:50 PM, said:

What is the point of a "ban all" button? If the whole forum is acting that bad, then the entire site is rotten to the core.
Rookie lacks the forsight.  ;)
Although Lord Brixton can rain armageddon upon you from orbit, I prefer to be more surgical in my approach.  I can nuke one sub-forum while simultaneously cleaning out just the infected vermin from a second sub-forum.  It's multitasking at it's finest, plus at the end of the day I still have minions to oppress.

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 07:53 PM

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 08:05 PM

View PostLemon Lime, on February 11th 2007, 07:53 PM, said:

MY. NEW. AVATAR.

I say we lift the restriction on animated avatars and give tBC permission to use that animated picture as his own.  I actually laughed out loud when I saw that!

Now then, I shall help break in Lord Brixton in by Goatseing every other member's avatars.  Buhaha!
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Posted 12 February 2007 - 01:11 AM

View PostQuicksilver, on February 12th 2007, 02:05 AM, said:

Now then, I shall help break in Lord Brixton in by Goatseing every other member's avatars.  Buhaha!

Hahaha! I had to look. Just in case. I was braced for the worst, and got the funniest!

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 02:02 AM

oh lord.... not goatse again...
that made me want to die... or at least, for someone else to die...
luckily i remembered all about it and as such was forewarned.
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Posted 12 February 2007 - 11:34 AM

I never follow any link from Bryan anymore. Unfortunately, he seems to have a natural intuition as to when we record the podcast and bombards me with strange and often wrong images.  :blink: Anytime there's an awkward pause or unnatural gagging on the show I've clicked a link from Bryan.  :P
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