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#21 the Battle Cat

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Posted 13 October 2020 - 01:06 PM

View PostThain Esh Kelch, on 12 October 2020 - 07:05 AM, said:

I hope I am not the only one who sat through the entirety of that GIF.


Space/science is awesome.

Heck, I even watched it all and I'm a cat.  I may or may not have tried to boop or catch the little moving things.

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Posted 14 October 2020 - 01:06 AM

I watched all, but I guessed the ending would be like this. Sigh, today's movies, they're all the same!

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Posted 14 October 2020 - 11:46 AM

View PostCamper-Hunter, on 14 October 2020 - 01:06 AM, said:

I watched all, but I guessed the ending would be like this. Sigh, today's movies, they're all the same!

Look who didn't stay to watch the credits and missed the kicker!  Remember Atticus said:

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Oh wait....NOW I get it.

The Kicker:
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Posted 15 October 2020 - 07:46 AM

:P
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Posted 15 October 2020 - 08:39 AM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 14 October 2020 - 11:46 AM, said:

Look who didn't stay to watch the credits and missed the kicker!  Remember Atticus said:

The Kicker:
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I, for one, welcome our new world-destroying asteroid overlord.  Not that it would make much of a difference, I guess.

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Posted 15 October 2020 - 11:40 AM

View PostTibur, on 15 October 2020 - 08:39 AM, said:

I, for one, welcome our new world-destroying asteroid overlord.  Not that it would make much of a difference, I guess.

Hey, it's 2020, I agree, we probably wouldn't notice it much.  I've a hunch that all the rest of the world's troubles can all be blamed on Atticus too.  It's just a hunch mind you, and I have the moderator team working around the clock to come up with a viable working theory.
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Posted 16 October 2020 - 10:46 AM

LIES.

(covers microphone with hand as legal counsel leans in and whispers instructions)

(nods)

....Congressman....like all Americans, I'm doing my (heroic) part to save humanity by staying home, sitting on my couch, and watching TV.
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Posted 16 October 2020 - 05:44 PM

Mr. Atticus, your flimsy alibi  intrigues us.  I shall appoint an investigative team, Senator Yosemite Sam shall head and appoint the commission and congressman Leghorn And Men's room Janitor Nasty Canasta will co-chair to investigate your suspiciously bogus claims of feigned innocence and let the committee proper know when you are found completely guilty by reason of that was our first hasty guess.  Meanwhile, my crack team of moderators report significant progress towards a working theory of your guilt based on you're the obviously the guy and hair salon gossip.  We will let you know of your completely fair conviction in the next episode of How Your Head Spins (a Battle Cat production 2020 ©)
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Posted 18 October 2020 - 12:54 AM

View PostAtticus, on 16 October 2020 - 10:46 AM, said:

LIES.

(covers microphone with hand as legal counsel leans in and whispers instructions)

(nods)

....Congressman....like all Americans, I'm doing my (heroic) part to save humanity by staying home, sitting on my couch, and watching TV.
I think we can safely say we've hit Godwin's law yet again. That is so crazy.
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Posted 18 October 2020 - 05:31 PM

View PostThain Esh Kelch, on 18 October 2020 - 12:54 AM, said:

I think we can safely say we've hit Godwin's law yet again. That is so crazy.

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THAT was the equation!! Insistence!  Necessity must cancel out veracity!!

My crack team of moderators have suddenly and seemingly out of nowhere uncovered evidence that Atticus is actually Hitler!  Why I'll be jiggered, that wasn't suspicious at all!  That was fact finding at it's most... what's the word... inventive?  I don't think this could have been fabrica honestly uncovered at a more convenient time for me. That is why I pump new blood into the moderator team regularly.  That and the lash wounds I may or may not inflict upon them to Bend them to my twisted will to guide them in proper forum etiquette and forum behavior.  I credit Matt Diamond with the find.  ::Hooks claws into the back of Matt's pants at the last second::  Wait Matt, don't go anywhere.

After forwarding the information to congressman Leghorn and Nasty Canasta their committee removed a layer of paint from the old portrait of Atticus that hung in -redacted- and discovered the shocking piece of absolutely not contrived non-fake evidence:

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Side by side it is easy to see that Atticus is clearly Hitler and therefore all the woes of 2020 are indeed his fault.  All we have left to do is to crush his shaky defense like a bug under the hobnail heal of justice.
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Posted 19 October 2020 - 02:30 PM

Lol. This....... this is an OUTRAGE. Forget legal channels, I am forming a militia to PROTECT MY RIGHTS. And then....I will invade Poland!
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Posted 19 October 2020 - 05:42 PM

More atrocities are starting to pour in  Just listen to these completely not bribed witnesses:

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He tooked my gookie and said it was fow the Fadder lan.

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He locked us in his basement and said we were enemies of the Fourth Reich!  Now pay up -redacted-  -redacted- -redacted-

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He made me put on these dirt caked clothes and said I was a brown shirt.  now give me my 5 bu -redacted-

Matt, you are his moderator, stop him!  Here's a helmet, M1 with a hundred rounds of ammo, a couple of hand grenades, K rations, a pin up of Betty Grable,and a field dressing.  Make it so Number One.
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Posted 19 October 2020 - 06:09 PM

Almost forgot, you'll need air support.

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Posted 19 October 2020 - 08:05 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 19 October 2020 - 05:42 PM, said:

Matt, you are his moderator, stop him!

Now that I have my lifetime appointment to this, the highest court in the land, I am finally free to follow my conscience! I can judge each case on its true merits, not as my enabl--

Wait, what? It's not a lifetime appointment??

Oh. Er..

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 19 October 2020 - 05:42 PM, said:

Make it so Number One.

(mumbles) Yes boss.

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Posted 20 October 2020 - 12:53 PM

Ima need the forum to start donating scrap iron and other metals including gold, oh and tuna, lots of tuna as well as catnip... for the war effort that is.  Rationing stamps will be issued to forum users for posting.  Let freedom ring!  Remember the Maine!  54 40 or foo!!

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Posted 20 October 2020 - 01:30 PM

I am a misunderstood genius?
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Posted 20 October 2020 - 07:41 PM

Or are you an understood genius?

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Posted 21 October 2020 - 09:07 AM

Lol, probably.

My son is named (a+b) 2 = a 2 + 2ab + b 2 Lambda
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Posted 21 October 2020 - 04:46 PM

I know your son, these days he goes by the name of (a-b)2 = a2 + b2 - 2ab, but either way he's just a big square.
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