BifBologna, on 15 May 2015 - 05:36 PM, said:
I pictured this. Minus the optical drive, of course.
Yes?
A fine bit of engineering there. My brother had (maybe he still does) one of those. If Apple made one of them today for gaming no doubt it would feature a proprietary GPU that is full size but folded in half to fit inside with a specially curved (at midpoint) GPU card which naturally costs over twice what the same GPU in terms of performance for a PC costs and is fused to the motherboard somehow such that it is not user serviceable or upgradable just like everything else in the box. Still, this design simply made taller could be quite nice if only they wouldn't seal it so that only a specially trained engineer with the correct special solvent and a heat gun could disassemble the thing for servicing. Optional upgrades must be anticipated and purchased at full proprietary prices at time of original sale. Opening this Pandora's box voids your warranty even if by some miracle you can figure out how to do anything with it once apart. For the intrepid do it yourselfers, please note that leftover parts are to be expected after putting one of these back together and are not a cause for concern. The redundant component design of the Apple GameBox is such that multiple lost parts can occur before system failure will. This feature was implemented to account for 3rd party technicians working for Apple who are "specially trained and certified" to perform on-site repairs and sometimes are not sure where the extra leftover stuff was supposed to go.
In yet another example of Apple leading the way, if you buy the optional hotplate attachment for the top of this machine you can warm up something good without having to leave your desk. Pair that with a specially designed matching Keurig brewer and game on for many hours at a time uninterrupted by such distractions as lesser (PC) gamers must contend with. If you can afford it, you may find the Apple Thunderbolt 3 Microwave Oven option on the top end model along with the USB 4 powered Refrigerator/Freezer makes for the truly ultimate user experience in gaming. These beautiful appliances were designed by Jony Ive just for Mac gamers. Dishes, utensils and cookware not included. See your dealer or www.apple.com/gameon for more details.
A nice feature of this system is that during the winter months it will heat your entire home. For the summer months, a third party rotary blade airplane engine installed in the game room is advisable to provide adequate airflow and prevent death. Don't forget to also install appropriate ventilation! Genuine Hughes Aircraft Prop engines are recommended and can be found on eBay and similar outlets at reasonable prices or if you want to upgrade to turbines, your local Boeing dealer is a good source. In either case you will want to consider a proper comfortable chair that is bolted to the floor and has a harness to keep you from being blown out of it. Naturally, sound canceling headphones are a necessity in this situation, very good, very expensive ones. Not to worry though, Apple and Beats have you covered here and people wondered why Apple bought them. Well, there you go. You may also want to consider signing up for a water cooler and delivery service as well. Whatever you do, don't let them talk you into those stupid little cone cups. Get real 16 oz. cups and an ice machine while you are at it. You will need them unless you'd rather just go with a pretty visiting nurse to hook you up to an IV with a water, sugar and salt solution running at a constant drip rate to save you from your gaming self. if you go this route, you might want to ask her if she could also mix in caffeine so you can forego the expense and inconvenience of the Keurig coffee maker. Lastly, Pro gamers who cannot be interrupted by bodily functions during various esports tournaments may also want to talk to the nurse about a urinary catheter to assist them in maintaining complete focus for extended periods of time. After all, there is no pause button in tournaments and going to the bathroom is for amateurs and casuals anyway. Real gamers pack the appropriate gear for serious gameplay. This largely applies to MMO gamers as well given the countless hours they spend glued to their systems until they require corrective surgery for repetitive stress injuries of the wrists and sometimes elbows as well. As another example, when playing E:D one must be mindful of the fact that there are no restrooms out in space. People who take their immersion seriously know this and prepare accordingly before setting off to explore the milky way.
Apple regrets to inform you that they cannot be held responsible for destroyed personal relationships, individual, group or family counseling services, death from heat exhaustion, sleep deprivation, dehydration, blood clots in the lower extremities, stroke caused by raging or other causes, legal costs related to divorce, lost time from work, natural disasters caused by your ex-wife after she leaves you, injuries from voodoo or anything else that happens to you as a consequence of purchasing and using a gaming system this incredibly powerful.