So, I think I've had my share of fun in Heroes of Newerth. Therefore, I'll give my account to whoever can tell me the best joke or draws the funniest picture. Three jokes/pictures per individual, with deadline friday the 27th! (Just in time for some weekend fun!)
It is a Legacy account, so you have free access to all normal content in the game, a cool golden color and a shield next to your nickname that you can boast of! And 100 gold and 3500 silver to buy cool stuff of.
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I'll give my Heroes of Newerth account
Started by Thain Esh Kelch, Jan 23 2012 03:56 PM
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Thain Esh Kelch
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 03:56 PM
"They're everywhere!"
And now, time for some Legend of Zelda.
And now, time for some Legend of Zelda.
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 05:07 PM
OK, so a stewardess, a rabbi, and a porcupine walk into a bar. Uh, wait, um, the stewardess says, uh, ah shoot, I forgot. never mind.
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"I throw four wild ones to him and then try to pick him off first." -- Preacher Roe, on pitching to Cardinal's legend Stan Musial.
"I've had pretty good success by throwing him my best pitch and backing up third." -- Carl Erskine, on pitching to Cardinal's legend Stan Musial.
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"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul." -- Jean Cocteau
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 07:38 PM
Crap, I suck at jokes and drawing. Can't I like buy it off you or something or have some other kind of qualifying factor?
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 01:45 AM
a government employee is working when he finds a magic lamp. he rubs it and a genie pops out, the genie grants him 3 wishes. he wishes he was on an island filled with many beautiful women. boom he gets his wish. His second wish is to have load and loads of money, boom he is rich. His last wish is to never work again, boom he winds up back at work. I don't want the account i just wanted to tell that joke.
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 02:45 AM
Wumpus, on 23 January 2012 - 07:38 PM, said:
Crap, I suck at jokes and drawing. Can't I like buy it off you or something or have some other kind of qualifying factor?
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 05:35 AM
"Doctor, there's a man in the waiting room who says he's the Invisible Man™."
"Tell him I can't see him right now."
p.s. Also not likely to use the account; just felt like posting a joke.
"Tell him I can't see him right now."
p.s. Also not likely to use the account; just felt like posting a joke.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 03:04 PM
Here's a joke my daughter made up when she was 7. She came up with it while waiting in line for the bathroom at DisneyWorld.
"What do you call a hotel with no bathrooms? The Hold-It Inn."
(Sorry, she's also not likely to use the HoN account.)
"What do you call a hotel with no bathrooms? The Hold-It Inn."
(Sorry, she's also not likely to use the HoN account.)
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:06 PM
Two muffins are baking in an oven.
The first muffin turns to the second and says, "Man it's getting really hot in here!"
The second muffin jumps and shrieks "HOLY popsnizzle, A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
The first muffin turns to the second and says, "Man it's getting really hot in here!"
The second muffin jumps and shrieks "HOLY popsnizzle, A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 10:54 AM
The Swiss tell this joke in Europe..
The Difference Between Heaven & Hell In Europe:
Hell is:
The Germans are the police
The British are the cooks
The French are the car mechanics
The Swiss are the lovers
And the Italians are in control of everything.
Heaven is:
The Germans are the car mechanics
The British are the police
The French are the cooks
The Italians are the lovers
and the Swiss are in control of everything.
The Difference Between Heaven & Hell In Europe:
Hell is:
The Germans are the police
The British are the cooks
The French are the car mechanics
The Swiss are the lovers
And the Italians are in control of everything.
Heaven is:
The Germans are the car mechanics
The British are the police
The French are the cooks
The Italians are the lovers
and the Swiss are in control of everything.
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 11:03 AM
It's not your ears that worry me, Its what's between them that scares me.
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Posted 28 January 2012 - 06:33 AM
So who won? 
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Posted 28 January 2012 - 08:39 AM
Well, given that you are the only one who actually told a joke and wanted the account, I guess it goes to you! 
Send me your email as PM, and I'll transfer it to you!
Send me your email as PM, and I'll transfer it to you!
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