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#41 Gusbenz

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Posted 17 December 2003 - 08:50 PM

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also notice - 54/56 inch chest/shoulder, 36/38 inch waist (depending on how much running/weightlifting I do that month).  I'm just a big freaking guy, when I'm totally in shape, I'm still over 215 pounds.

Call me fat, but once again, I prefer "full figured" or "more to love."


I would call you Santa..."Go on, go hug "full figured", "more to love" Santa."

:wink:  Don't worry Prof your a cool guy.

#42 Mumbly-joe

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Posted 17 December 2003 - 08:51 PM

naw he's not jolly fat...more like pilsbery dough boy kinda fat...all jiggly, and flabby

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Posted 17 December 2003 - 08:56 PM

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naw he's not jolly fat...more like pilsbery dough boy kinda fat...all jiggly, and flabby

ok, ok Prof is just Fat(adjective): Plump, Fleshy, Oily, Greasy, Richly rewarding :wink:

#44 ProfessorX

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Posted 17 December 2003 - 09:04 PM

*just smiles and shakes his head*

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Posted 17 December 2003 - 09:05 PM

he's not  fat like the Skipper from Gilligans Island more like John Lovitz ...you know...rolly-polly

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Posted 17 December 2003 - 09:19 PM

Ok no more making fun of him..it's over I think he is getting a bit mad.

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Posted 17 December 2003 - 09:33 PM

alright

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Posted 17 December 2003 - 10:40 PM

Mike loves his furry suit,
Mr. Ticklesworth thy name,
Poor Big Bird beware.
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Love, Peace, And Grease.
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Posted 17 December 2003 - 10:49 PM

so much anger
the halo framerate complaints
the horse is now dead

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Posted 17 December 2003 - 10:53 PM

Beat beat beat beat beat
Beat the horse Mr. Ticklesworth
Neigh! Neigh! Neigh! Neigh!

#51 ProfessorX

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Posted 17 December 2003 - 11:06 PM

bork bork bork bork bork
that's not even swedish at all
i admit, its real.

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Posted 18 December 2003 - 09:14 AM

this ringworld astounds
covenant blew my ass up
warthog needs new rims

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Posted 18 December 2003 - 09:17 AM

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bork bork bork bork bork
that's not even swedish at all
i admit, its real.

spam spam spam spam spam
postcount ++
that's what this is about
You shouldn't ask yourself such worthless questions. Aim higher. Try this: why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is my purpose in this universe?

(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a shotgun, and you ain't got one.)

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#54 ProfessorX

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Posted 18 December 2003 - 09:27 AM

smell of spam lingers
count the syllables aloud
forum poetry

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Posted 18 December 2003 - 10:57 AM

I am back
I don't like spam
Think I'll go again

#56 ProfessorX

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Posted 18 December 2003 - 11:05 AM

chat heats up with flames
inconsistent stories fly
flinch is a wanker

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Posted 18 December 2003 - 11:15 AM

angel of darkness
inexplicably porting
game boobs disturb me

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Posted 18 December 2003 - 12:16 PM

finals aroma
drunken student stench in lab
someone needs a bath

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Posted 18 December 2003 - 07:54 PM

My God Prof you spam like crazy.

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Posted 19 December 2003 - 09:21 AM

post count increasing
not even close to whaleman
haiku continue