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#21 Tycho Celchu

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Posted 31 August 2003 - 07:19 PM

LMAO!!!:

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<Auron|IMG> Should people stop calling me Wheels?"
<ChanServ> No.

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#22 Tycho Celchu

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Posted 07 September 2003 - 06:02 PM

This just in

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<Greg|IMG> dc?
<MadMoose> meow
<Greg|IMG> steev?
<TrueJavier> Steve?
<SteevAK> i'm there
<MadMoose> moose?
<tycho_celchu> huh?
<Zack|IMG> wha?
<MadMoose> huh?
<MadMoose> moose?
<MadMoose> where.
<tycho_celchu> who?
<Zack|IMG> when?
<tycho_celchu> hmm?
<Zack|IMG> eh
<tycho_celchu> uhhh

"To be great is to be misunderstood" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

#23 Whaleman

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Posted 08 September 2003 - 03:47 PM

If you wonder if there's any sane people on the chat, trust me: there isn't.

This one is pure fresh, based on one of my posts in another topic.

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Zack|IMG: whale admitted to kissing a guy lol
TrueJavier: I dunno, these people were pretty stupid though. They typed like Jagged. :P
Whale|IMG: want one?
Biablo: heh
TrueJavier: ..............let's go stand over there.
TrueJavier: Away from Whale.
TrueJavier: I'd rather hang out with the moose.
TrueJavier: The other moose that is.
* Biablo points at kevin
Biablo: Go for it whaleh
Whale|IMG: pH34r my l337 guy kizzing SkIlLzz
TrueJavier: Yeah Whale, you already gave him a lapdance.
Whale|IMG: hi Kevin
Whale|IMG: I think you're rather cute
Whale|IMG: may I kiss you?
Biablo: You don't ask, you do!
NCG_Mike: A G5 turned up today...
Slug: nobody said that the img crew is crazy ?
Whale|IMG: it scares him even more if I ask first
CCP|tard: I have a kiss for you...
CCP|tard: IN MY PANTS!
Slug: lol
Biablo: oh jesus
* Whale|IMG sits down next to Kevin
Whale|IMG: please?
Whale|IMG: !8 ChanServ, may I kiss Kevin?
ChanServ: Whale|IMG: You never know.  Neither do I.
NCG_Mike: !8 ChanServ Are G5s fast?
ChanServ: NCG_Mike: Yes.
Whale|IMG: he knows that but not if I may kiss kevin....
Slug: !8 Are the GFFX 5200 fast ?
ChanServ: Slug: Reading foggy -- try again later.
Slug: stupid bot ..
* Whale|IMG kisses kevin
Whale|IMG: there
Slug: ChanServ: :P
Slug: lol
* Whale|IMG kisses ChanServ as well
* Biablo claps
Whale|IMG: who's next?
Whale|IMG: Hi Bia... you know, I really like your name
Biablo: Uh, well, I'd love to stay but uh, yeah.
***: Biablo has quit IRC (Quit)
Whale|IMG: LMAO
Slug: rofl
Zack|IMG: heh

You shouldn't ask yourself such worthless questions. Aim higher. Try this: why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is my purpose in this universe?

(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a shotgun, and you ain't got one.)

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#24 Tycho Celchu

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Posted 22 September 2003 - 04:10 PM

After that odd poll about Politics in OT:

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<tycho_celchu> DOWN WITH POLITICS IN OT!!!
<Whale|IMG> DOWN WITH MAC GAMING IN GENERAL!!!!
<ThomasMagnum> DOWN WITH MACS!!!!
<Whale|IMG> DOWN WITH CHANSERV!!!!
<tycho_celchu> DOWN WITH LUCIAN!
<Fartz|OS9> DOWN WITH COMMUNISM!!!
<tycho_celchu> DOWN WITH DOOLAN!
<ThomasMagnum> !8 DOWN WITH YOU!!!
<ChanServ> ThomasMagnum: Yes.
<Whale|IMG> DOWN WITH DISSING!!!!
<ThomasMagnum> DOWN WITH SYSTEM OF A DOWN!!!
<Whale|IMG> DOWN WITH DOWN!!!!
<Fartz|OS9> DOWN WITH FREE SPEACH!!!
<Whale|IMG> (speaking of good music)
<Fartz|OS9> AND OPINIONS
<tycho_celchu> DOWN WITH STUPIDITY!
<ThomasMagnum> DOWN WITH THINKING!!!
<tycho_celchu> DOWN WITH N00BS!
<Fartz|OS9> DOWN WITH PANTIES!!!!
<Whale|IMG> DOWN WITH ALL SPEACH!!!
<tycho_celchu> DOWN WITH WHALE!
<ThomasMagnum> DOWN WITH APPLES!!!
<Whale|IMG> down with caps-lock!!!!!
<tycho_celchu> DOWN WITH TOM!
<ThomasMagnum> DOWN WITH WILDLIFE!!!
<Fartz|OS9> DOWN WITH IMAGINATION!!!
<ThomasMagnum> DOWN WITH #IMG!!!!
<-- ThomasMagnum has quit (Quit: Buy the new Andrew WK album, NOW!!!)
--> ThomasMagnum (~ThomasMag@204.85.7.153) has joined #img
<Whale|IMG> wb
<ThomasMagnum> ty
<Greg|IMG> DOWN WITH THE INSTITUTIONALIZATION OF THE FREE MAN
<Fartz|OS9> DOWN WITH BIG WORD
<Fartz|OS9> S
<Whale|IMG> DOWN WITH THE MERE THOUGHT OF SERIALS FOR BREAKFAST
<Greg|IMG> Cereals
<ThomasMagnum> DOWN WITH IDIOSYNCHRATICMISINTHROPICVERBERS!!!!!!!!!!!
<Whale|IMG> whatever
<Greg|IMG> unless you eat Adobe packng for breakfast
<Whale|IMG> ;)
<Fartz|OS9> DOWN WITH DEATH
<Whale|IMG> well, they are rather tasty
<Greg|IMG> mmm... $500 product serial number
<tycho_celchu> DOWN WITH GREG!
<ThomasMagnum> yeah, I ate the serial for WC3 the other day
<Whale|IMG> food for rich people
<Fartz|OS9> UP WITH THE SKY
<Greg|IMG> Yeah, I had to call blizzard, "Yeah, um... I ate my serial"
<Greg|IMG> Then thy told me, "Yeah, they're pretty tasty but you really outta try out our classic StarCraft SN, its the bets"

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#25 cartooncrackpot

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Posted 29 September 2003 - 04:29 AM

This one is just adorable.

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      Whale|IMG: Aiburst extreme will pwn both
          dc-10: bah, death to airburst and its bloating 30 MB!
      Whale|IMG: BLASPHEMY!!!!
          dc-10: bah whaleh, you didn't even play airburst when it was trendy
      Whale|IMG: so? My bad that I was away when it was trendy
          dc-10: where were you 2 years ago?
      Whale|IMG: probably at the marine research station
          dc-10: that so sounds like the setting for some video game
            CCP: Duke Whalem
            CCP: Whale-Life
      Whale|IMG: lol
            CCP: Whalenstein
      Whale|IMG: Whale Tournament
            CCP: there's no end to teh possibilities!
            CCP: Whale Recon
      Whale|IMG: since that was what we played.. all against me in unreal tournament
          dc-10: WhaleCraft
            CCP: Baldur's Whale
          dc-10: No One Whales Forever
      Whale|IMG: Whale Payne
            CCP: Sim Whale
          dc-10: Splinter Whale
      Whale|IMG: Black&Whale
          dc-10: Aliens vs Whale
            CCP: WhALO
      Whale|IMG: Whales: Citzien Cabuto
          dc-10: Whale of Fortune
      Whale|IMG: Freedom Whale
      Whale|IMG: Icewind Whale
            CCP: Grand Whale Auto
          dc-10: damnit whaleh, i'm the one going through macplays games
      Whale|IMG: I'm going through my7 games
      Whale|IMG: -7
          dc-10: lol
      Whale|IMG: Whaleout
          dc-10: Whalo
            CCP: Whaleageddon
      Whale|IMG: Whale of the tentacle
          dc-10: that really doesn't work CCP
          dc-10: Whaleout
          dc-10: er damnit whaleh
          dc-10: you already used that one
            CCP: And I already did Whalo, so cram it smurfette
          dc-10: stuff it
      Whale|IMG: Neverwinter Whales
            CCP: Tony Hawk Pro Whaler
          dc-10: Tony Hawk's Pro Whaler
      Whale|IMG: Whaleroad Tycoon
          dc-10: BEAT YO ASS!
            CCP: beat ya to it!
          dc-10: did not
      Whale|IMG: Whale Ex
      Whale|IMG: CCP beat ya dc
            CCP: Whale Island
          dc-10: Comand and Conquer: Whales
          dc-10: damn alaskan lag!
      Whale|IMG: Myth III: The Whale Age
            CCP: Whalestrom
          dc-10: WhaleRayne
            CCP: Jedi Whale II
      Whale|IMG: Heroes of Whales and Magic
          dc-10: IndianaWhale
          dc-10: Whales of Honor
      Whale|IMG: StarWhale
          dc-10: Starwars Jedi Whale:II
            CCP: UpWhale
      Whale|IMG: Dungeon Whale
            CCP: Whaleout Fusion
      Whale|IMG: Frozen Whale
            CCP: Whales Army
      Whale|IMG: Galactic Battlewhale
          dc-10: Whalice
            CCP: Escape Whalocity
          dc-10: Whale Raider
      Whale|IMG: Master of Whale
          dc-10: WhaleHunter
      Whale|IMG: Zelda: The Whale Waker
            CCP: Whoom
          dc-10: Whale Matic
          dc-10: whoom?
          dc-10: Whaledom
            CCP: Whanigmo
            CCP: whale + doom
      Whale|IMG: Think Whales
          dc-10: Law and Whale
          dc-10: oh
          dc-10: Hairy Whale
          dc-10: Escape from Whale Island
      Whale|IMG: Whale Prime
            CCP: Battlewhale 1942
          dc-10: i give up
      Whale|IMG: Raven Whale
            CCP: Quake 3: Whalena
          dc-10: Rouge Whale: Mammal Operations
      Whale|IMG: hmm.... Quake 3 Balaena ounds better
      Whale|IMG: baleen whale that is
          dc-10: no no, no branching out into types of whales
      Whale|IMG: well, that was no official candidate, just a side note
            CCP: Teenage Mutant Ninja Whales
      Whale|IMG: Perfect Whale
            CCP: Goldenwhale
          dc-10: Dark Whale
      Whale|IMG: A Whale to the past
          dc-10: Whale of the Rings
            CCP: Whalarossa to Berlin
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      Whale|IMG: Whale Empire
   Firestarter^: Full Spectrum Whale
            CCP: Rise of Whales
   Firestarter^: hey Johan
      Whale|IMG: hey Aki
   Firestarter^: Deus Ex: Invisible Whale
      Whale|IMG: Whale Calibur
          dc-10: Malwhale
   Firestarter^: Whale Waker
          dc-10: Marawhale
      Whale|IMG: sorry, already done that
          dc-10: damnit
      Whale|IMG: whale waker that is
          dc-10: oh
          dc-10: Whaleathon mb
      Whale|IMG: Super mario Whale
          dc-10: F-Whale
   Firestarter^: Digital Whale Story
            CCP: Whale Sisters
      Whale|IMG: Dead or a Whale
            CCP: Resident Whale
   Firestarter^: Prince of Whale
          dc-10: Dead to Whales
          dc-10: damn we know too many games
            CCP: GTA:Whale City
            CCP: there's no such thing
      Whale|IMG: Morrowhale
   Firestarter^: Half-Whale
          dc-10: Whales of the Old Republic
            CCP: Whalex: Time Sweeper
   Firestarter^: Whale Empire
          dc-10: already done fire
      Whale|IMG: sorry aki, old entries
   Firestarter^: i didn't read all of them
      Whale|IMG: Whale of time
            CCP: this'll be in the forum for sure
   Firestarter^: Broken Whale
      Whale|IMG: Civiliwhale
            CCP: Whale of Elemental Evil
          dc-10: Alpha Whale
   Firestarter^: Whale Soccer
      Whale|IMG: Whalates
          dc-10: Age of Whales
   Firestarter^: Whale Olympics
   Firestarter^: Tactics Whale
      Whale|IMG: Age of Whales II: Whales of Kings
          dc-10: Age of Whales III: Whaleolgy
      Whale|IMG: SWGB: Whale Campaigns
            CCP: Whalecar III
          dc-10: Need for Whale
      Whale|IMG: Pathways into Whales
   Firestarter^: has Counter-Whale been said?
      Whale|IMG: don't think so
   Firestarter^: Crimson Whales
      Whale|IMG: Whalenuts
          dc-10: Hunt for Red Whale (hey it was a GB game)
            CCP: Whales of Valor
   Firestarter^: i'm only inventing crappy game names =/
          dc-10: thats because you suck firestarter
            CCP: Whaleman 64
      Whale|IMG: Terminator II: Judgement Whale
          dc-10: no consoles
          dc-10: er
          dc-10: mario 64
          dc-10: i get it
   Firestarter^: bah
            CCP: Nono, superman 64
            CCP: Whalio 64
          dc-10: StarWhale: Ghost
      Whale|IMG: Spider-whale
            CCP: The Whalecredible Hulk
          dc-10: Steel Whale II
*** You are now CCP|afk.
*** trinity_ left IMG Chat (Ping timeout).
          dc-10: Enter the Whaleix
          dc-10: noooo CCP is gone! how can i live with out you ebb!
      Whale|IMG: Homewhale
   Firestarter^: Call of Whale
   Firestarter^: or...Whale of Duty
      Whale|IMG: Colin McWhale
          dc-10: Whalen NFL 2004
          dc-10: Whale Down
      Whale|IMG: did we do Whale Academy?
          dc-10: VeitWhale
          dc-10: don't think so
      Whale|IMG: being hard to keep track of them now
   Firestarter^: damn, i was just playing "Whale Academy" ;)
      Whale|IMG: Golden Whale
          dc-10: yes, but whale academy is a god one
   Firestarter^: already said
      Whale|IMG: Golden Whale?
          dc-10: gold whale was one of the first
          dc-10: or was it Whaleeye
          dc-10: no, it was goldenwhale
      Whale|IMG: nono, Golde_en_
      Whale|IMG: as in golden sun
          dc-10: oh
   Firestarter^: Whale Mirror
          dc-10: Whale Forces
*** You are now CCP.
   Firestarter^: Silent Whale
          dc-10: Whale Castle
      Whale|IMG: Advance Whales
            CCP: Castlewhalia
          dc-10: Metal Whale Soild (i'm surprised CCP didn't use that one)
   Firestarter^: Whale War
            CCP: Argh
      Whale|IMG: Castlewahlia
            CCP: The Twin Whale
      Whale|IMG: damnit
            CCP: Whales of Liberty
   Firestarter^: Whale Eater :P
            CCP: hehe
      Whale|IMG: lol
          dc-10: Freedom Whales
      Whale|IMG: The empire strikes Whale
   Firestarter^: i hope i've put mirc to save logs
            CCP: MGS: Whale babel
   Firestarter^: the Whale Returns
          dc-10: Final Whale
            CCP: Whales of Rage
      Whale|IMG: Donkey whale country
   Firestarter^: Twisted Metal Whale
            CCP: SPlinter Whale
   Firestarter^: Lost Whales
          dc-10: spilnter whale already done
      Whale|IMG: d9id we do Whale recon?
            CCP: damn
          dc-10: yes too
      Whale|IMG: damnit
          dc-10: Whale Recon was one of the firsts CCP said
      Whale|IMG: Whale Quest
   Firestarter^: America's Whale
            CCP: Crystal Whale
      Whale|IMG: Judge Whale
   Firestarter^: Whale Knight
            CCP: Future Whale
          dc-10: whale knight already done
      Whale|IMG: (AA was done earlier as well Aki, and JK)
            CCP: damnit, I'm runing out
   Firestarter^: as in Gabriel Knight?
      Whale|IMG: ah, no
      Whale|IMG: Whale Hood
          dc-10: we've gone through just about all of the mac games ported in the last 4 years, as well as the older ones
      Whale|IMG: Whale Crisis
          dc-10: WhaleEarth
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            CCP: Whale Ant
   Firestarter^: HitWhale
          dc-10: damnit i was just about to do whaleant damnit
            CCP: hee hee
            CCP: Whale Tower
   Firestarter^: Whale City
          dc-10: X-Whale
   Firestarter^: Alon in the Whale :)
   Firestarter^: Alone*
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      Whale|IMG: The Great Whale
            CCP: Bat Whale
          dc-10: F/A-18 Whale
          dc-10: A-10 Whalehog
   Firestarter^: Flash Whale
      Whale|IMG: Whale Spikers
          dc-10: whale spikers?
            CCP: Whakken
      Whale|IMG: InterWhale '76
   Firestarter^: Beach Spikers
      Whale|IMG: bonus point for Whakken to CCP
          dc-10: Wong.
            CCP: Whork
          dc-10: dude, i'm sorry but Wong pwns you all
            CCP: true
            CCP: Whale Invaders
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            CCP: PacWhale
   Firestarter^: Whale Islands
          dc-10: Whales Rising
            CCP: Black Whale Down
      Whale|IMG: Escape Whale, did we do that?
   Firestarter^: Operation Whale
      Whale|IMG: or Whale Velocity
   Firestarter^: Leisure Suit Whale
            CCP: I did Escape Whalocity
      Whale|IMG: ah, right
          dc-10: we did whale velocity, but the same game can't be done twice :P
          dc-10: and CCP, i already did Whale Down :P
            CCP: damn you
      Whale|IMG: EV: Overwhale
          dc-10: EV:Whala
            CCP: Whaleout 2
   Firestarter^: Blitter Whale
      Whale|IMG: Baldur's Whale 2: Shadows of Whale
   Firestarter^: Whale heart :)
      Whale|IMG: Real Whale
            CCP: Virtua Whaler
   Firestarter^: Black & Whale
      Whale|IMG: Whale and Max
      Whale|IMG: B&W is done already
          dc-10: True Whale
      Whale|IMG: Whalion
          dc-10: nice one CCP
   Firestarter^: Space Whale?
            CCP: WICO
          dc-10: WhaleBurst Extreme
      Whale|IMG: lol
          dc-10: WICO?
            CCP: ICO
   Firestarter^: Ico
      Whale|IMG: Whalecanum
   Firestarter^: DiscWhale
            CCP: didn't really know what to do with it...
            CCP: The 7th Whale
      Whale|IMG: th 11th Whale
          dc-10: Prince of Whales (it's actually the third largest island in the US and a little south of here)
            CCP: Lightwhale
          dc-10: 13th Whale
   Firestarter^: Prince of Whale already said
          dc-10: yeah, i had a feeling it had been aki
      Whale|IMG: Whale Yaeger's Whale Combat
            CCP: Whale Dug
   Firestarter^: Their Finest Whale :D
      Whale|IMG: Whalecats
            CCP: Whalefall
      Whale|IMG: Whaleblighter
            CCP: Whale May Cry
            CCP: Whanobi
          dc-10: was Myth: The Fallen Whales already done?
      Whale|IMG: Super Smash Whales
      Whale|IMG: no, we started at III dc ;)
            CCP: Super Whale Party
   Firestarter^: Super Whale Ball
      Whale|IMG: Super Whale Cart
          dc-10: WhaleCong
   Firestarter^: Eternal Whale
      Whale|IMG: ok, now this game made me losetime to write any news, if I don't go I won't have time to eat either
            CCP: Whale Sweeper
          dc-10: Sonic the Whale
          dc-10: Whale Rage
            CCP: Soliwhale
          dc-10: CCP, you're drifting out of the "games" area
      Whale|IMG: SOWHALE
          dc-10: and into the evil that is MS!
            CCP: hehe, old windoze classics
          dc-10: SOCOM?
      Whale|IMG: yup
          dc-10: thought so
      Whale|IMG: WHALECOM wuould probably've been better
            CCP: Whale Turismo 3: A-Whale
          dc-10: Whale Spliters
      Whale|IMG: Whale Modellista
   Firestarter^: FrontWhale
   Firestarter^: Phantasy Whale Online
            CCP: Whynistar
          dc-10: Medal of Honor: Rising Whale
      Whale|IMG: Britney Spears Dace Whale
          dc-10: ew
      Whale|IMG: *dance
            CCP: Whale Whale Revolution
          dc-10: thats a really bad image if you actually think about what that game would look like
      Whale|IMG: kuru kuri whale  
   Firestarter^: The Fall of Max Whale
            CCP: Yu-Gi-Whale
          dc-10: Whatris
            CCP: good one
      Whale|IMG: Ephemereal Whaletasia
          dc-10: ty
   Firestarter^: Whale Cross
          dc-10: Pac-Whale
      Whale|IMG: I have to fold in now... I really need food
   Firestarter^: Breath of Whale
          dc-10: lol
          dc-10: poor whaleh
            CCP: later whale
      Whale|IMG: Pac-Whale already done
            CCP: yeah
          dc-10: really? sniff
*** Whale|IMG is now Whale|food.
   Firestarter^: later Whale
          dc-10: no more game

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Posted 29 September 2003 - 08:31 AM

Tsk, tsk. You forgot Whale War II Online. Amateurs.

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Posted 29 September 2003 - 03:52 PM

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*** forcinghavok has joined IMG Chat.
   forcinghavok: hello
     ProfessorX: yo
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: yo
   forcinghavok: hows it going?
   forcinghavok: i am wondering about halo for mac
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: we're just hanging, talking books, raising the dead
   forcinghavok: what about halo for mac
     ProfessorX: like Biff
     ProfessorX: Biff who was Levi
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: Biff the asshole
   forcinghavok: hey
     ProfessorX: that's Asshole with a capital A
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: what do you wanna talk about concerning HALO?
   forcinghavok: hello
     ProfessorX: Bidd has a Halo
     ProfessorX: biff
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: hehe
   forcinghavok: for mac
   forcinghavok: yeah right
   forcinghavok: ?
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: what brightness?
*** trinity_ left IMG Chat (Read error: Connection reset by peer).
*** Fartz|OS9 left IMG Chat (Ping timeout).
     ProfessorX: He's been resurrected
        Macster: damn should not have seen trailer now
*** Fartz|OS9 has joined IMG Chat.
   forcinghavok: does anybody know anything about halo for mac
        Macster: need ROTK NOW!
        Macster: blast it!
     ProfessorX: sure
*** BadPing left IMG Chat (Quit: cu).
      Fartz|OS9: bah I got disconnected again
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: Me too!
*** trinity_ has joined IMG Chat.
   forcinghavok: somebody tell me about halo
      Fartz|OS9: so do you know any other good Cyberpunk authors
        Macster: hand shaking need LOTR fix...
   forcinghavok: lol
     ProfessorX: ROTK r0x0rs HALO b0x0rs
        Macster: must...need lotr goodness
   forcinghavok: hell yeah halo owns
        Macster: ah ha! Two Towers dvd right at hand...
   forcinghavok: can't wait to get it
        Macster: ah....
     ProfessorX: yes, I love cyberpunk
        Macster: all better now....ah...
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: I hope Frodo gets eaten by that giant spider
      Fartz|OS9: heh
     ProfessorX: read NEal Stephenson - snow crash and the diamond age
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: that'd be hella rad
        Macster: did you read the books?
      Fartz|OS9: thanks
        Macster: lol
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: no, I'm waiting till after the movies
        Macster: CCP roots fo Shelob in the theater!
     ProfessorX: also - Bruce sterling is quite good
        Macster: that would be so funny!
        Macster: go shelob go EAT FRODO
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: hehe
      Fartz|OS9: They changed alot of things in TTT from the book
     ProfessorX: start with the Neuromancer trilogy and snow crash  
   forcinghavok: hey damnit
        Macster: look at that mfing spider eat him buahahah!
   forcinghavok: what about halo, is that coming out soon or what
     ProfessorX: then try the diamond age
     ProfessorX: then I'll have some more authors for you
     ProfessorX: Gibson and Stephenson are the gods of cyberpunk
        Macster: dragonlance is kewl novels
        Macster: i forget the one where the dood finds cold fire
     ProfessorX: Halo?  What's that?
        Macster: that was strange
     ProfessorX: does it have a spider?
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: yeah, what the fire truck is Halo? A movie?
        Macster: lol
   forcinghavok: yeah your you must have heard of halol
      Fartz|OS9: Its a hooker
        Macster: a thing around angels duh
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: I hope Vin Diesel's in it
     ProfessorX: we don't cater to hooker talk here
   forcinghavok: its a tight ass game on the gay xbox, but coming soon to mac
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: He rules
        Macster: i have one it is suspended by 2 horns...
     ProfessorX: vin diesels a hooker?
   forcinghavok: neither do ilol
   forcinghavok: lol
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: what's XBOX? A cargo company?
        Macster: lol is lol
        Macster: foos
        Macster: lol
   forcinghavok: damn
     ProfessorX: they make boxes for macs?
   forcinghavok: lol
      Fartz|OS9: I want the XXXbox
        Macster: it is the new pc term for a stone
     ProfessorX: vin diesel's a box?
        Macster: the porn version is xxxbox
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: he's a gay hooker box
        Macster: halo is overrated
   forcinghavok: hell no
     ProfessorX: Who is this halo guy again?
     ProfessorX: Biff?
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: Is he from Fresno?
   forcinghavok: because the new version for mac
   forcinghavok: is going to be way better
        Macster: heck yah halo is so overrated it is not funny
     ProfessorX: Who - Biff or Vin Diesel?
     ProfessorX: or the Halo guy?
      Fartz|OS9: I didn't find it overrated
        Macster: van damme yo
     ProfessorX: Who the fire truck is halo
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: I'm confused
        Macster: vin diesel common
   forcinghavok: the halo for mac will have way better enhancements to it
        Macster: van damme
      Fartz|OS9: it was the most fun FPS I ever played
   forcinghavok: then the xbox version
     ProfessorX: Halo formac?
        Macster: fps is nausiating
     ProfessorX: is he french?
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: I heard Vin Diesel is just Dolph Lundgren but bald
        Macster: lol
      Fartz|OS9: Halo is a qokanqonqonojqwcnioxqnoqxnuoqxwnouip
      Fartz|OS9: oh god
     ProfessorX: bal all over
        Macster: yo Dolph was awesome in punisher
        Macster: NOT
      Fartz|OS9: someones trying to stop me telling you what halo is
     ProfessorX: who?
        Macster: halo a ring thingy
     ProfessorX: vin diesel
      Fartz|OS9: HALO IS A GUHOOOOOOIBIBIHBIHBIHRB
   forcinghavok: yes
        Macster: no no
        Macster: van damme
   forcinghavok: its a great game
     ProfessorX: that gay boxer hooker dude?
   forcinghavok: coming to mac doesn't anybody when that game will be out??
   forcinghavok: is my whole point
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: damn, turning tricks in the ring!
        Macster: halo is boring now SAVAGE that is real game
     ProfessorX: vin diesel van damme buttsekz?
        Macster: you mean van damme is now vin diesel
        Macster: ????
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: BUTTSEKZ
      Fartz|OS9: Halo had the best combat of any FPS ever IMO
        Macster: dang californian plastic surgeons
   forcinghavok: yea
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: I wan't buttsekz with halo
   forcinghavok: its great
   forcinghavok: so when is that popsnizzle coming out
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: today
     ProfessorX: why not, doens't a halo have a hole?
        Macster: never i hope
      Fartz|OS9: The popsnizzle is comming out of the Halo
      Fartz|OS9: is that some new slang
        Macster: hmm...nah i still think halo is overrated
   forcinghavok: naw
     ProfessorX: vin diesel popsnizzle a halo with van damme?
   forcinghavok: lol
     ProfessorX: when did that popsnizzle come out?
      Fartz|OS9: the day before tomorrow
     ProfessorX: was there a giant fire trucker spider, cuz that makes a great movie.
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: judging by all that bean and chili I had for dinner, soon i think!
   forcinghavok: halo is planning to come out soon, when???????????
     ProfessorX: out of vin diesel?
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: WE DON'T KNOW!!!
   forcinghavok: lol
   forcinghavok: :/
        Macster: i agree with this http://www.gamespy.c...03/25overrated/
        Macster: halo ranked 10th most overrated
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: that list sucked
   forcinghavok: well thats your opion
      Fartz|OS9: Hoefully it will run kickass ON MY G5
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: MGS2 is underrated if anything
     ProfessorX: it suck van damme
     ProfessorX: sucked
        Macster: MGS2 was the worst ever!
      Fartz|OS9: MGS2 underrated, eh
      Fartz|OS9: it was great
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: shut up
        Macster: Kojima had an an acid trip!
   forcinghavok: frack
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: nobody likes MGS2 now that it's trendy to diss it, it's underrated
        Macster: it was so awful i took it back
        Macster: lol
      Fartz|OS9: I really liked MGS2
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: less power to you, I had a blast
        Macster: i never liked it
      Fartz|OS9: the only bad part was Raidan
     ProfessorX: MSG gives me a headache
   forcinghavok: damn pimps don't know what your talking about
     ProfessorX: pimps?
     ProfessorX: where?
   forcinghavok: you foool
CCP|ROTK_will_ro: I'ma pimp
             Fartz|OS9 puts on the bling bling
     ProfessorX: with the vin diesel hooker box dude?
*** You are now CCP_Ice.
        CCP_Ice: Word to your mother
             ProfessorX wears the big ass hat
        CCP_Ice: all my clothes used to be animals
      Fartz|OS9: all my clothes used to be PEOPLE
     ProfessorX: clothes?
     ProfessorX: what's that?>
   forcinghavok: damn useless
     ProfessorX: is that like halo?
      Fartz|OS9: all my clothing :)
   forcinghavok: bbl
      Fartz|OS9: cya
      Fartz|OS9: Hello trinity_, I am the biggest idiot in the universe
   forcinghavok: exit
     ProfessorX: wait - don't go
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Posted 29 September 2003 - 04:35 PM

I got a kick out of this don't know why.

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CCP_Ice: me fail english? that's unpossible!
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Posted 29 September 2003 - 04:54 PM

[quote]*** karlgregersen is now bobby.
     ProfessorX: he booy
     ProfessorX: what the hell was that i just typed?
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Posted 29 September 2003 - 05:57 PM

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CCP_Ice: shut up you damn chinese hookers!
ProfessorX: harry, you want a chinese hooker?

Ah the things that go on in IMG chat

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Posted 29 September 2003 - 07:06 PM

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ProfessorX: I was going to put the giant cock on slater for you

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#32 cartooncrackpot

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Posted 29 September 2003 - 07:42 PM

Instant classic.

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      Maveric56: i need to go dig up my dad
      Maveric56: er
      Maveric56: my dad's abbey road album

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Posted 29 September 2003 - 07:44 PM

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ASSMAN: Who wants to eat my poop for money?


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Posted 29 September 2003 - 07:44 PM

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ASSMAN: Who wants to eat my poop for money?

ASSMAN = CCP

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Posted 29 September 2003 - 07:47 PM

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Instant classic.

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      Maveric56: i need to go dig up my dad
      Maveric56: er
      Maveric56: my dad's abbey road album

...see what happens when the apostrophe key is right next to return...
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#36 Tycho Celchu

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Posted 30 September 2003 - 05:10 PM

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<CCP> Why is November rain 8 minutes long when it's just the last two minutes that are good?
<Fartz|OS9> Because its IN MY PANTS...sorry CCP
<tycho_celchu> PWNED
<tycho_celchu> BY FARTZ
<tycho_celchu> sad...
<CCP> stealer
<CCP> that wasn't pwnage, he stole my line!
<dc-10> dude CCP, you just got pwned buy an 8th grader?
<CCP> noone was pwned! No pwnage took place!
<tycho_celchu> deny it if you want CCP...
<rick-aspyr> pwahahaha
<rick-aspyr> pwned
<tycho_celchu> we all know the truth
<tycho_celchu> even rick
<dc-10> you were so pwned, you need to reap vengance
<Fartz|OS9> Admit it I pwned you with your own line that makes me µber l33t
<CCP> You now nothing! NOTHIIING!
<Biablo> Mmm, 8th grader pwnage
<silentbobcdn> wow, that sentence really talks to me dc-10. it says to buy an 8th grader....ill be right back

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Posted 30 September 2003 - 06:53 PM

Here's a new one, total randomness otu of nowhere, made up by me, mav, and a hint of dc followed by one crazy ass izzle named lucian.

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              Zack|IMG pets lucian and commands him to fight the sea lion to the death
          dc-10: i don't live in canada you crazy texan!
      Maveric56: yukon penninsula
          dc-10: wtf?
      Maveric56: nevermind...
       Zack|IMG: spizzazle
      Maveric56: forizzle
       Zack|IMG: sho shizzle
      Maveric56: ferschizzle my nizzle
       Zack|IMG: perizzle my dibble
       Zack|IMG: word
      Maveric56: backizzle of the hizzle
      Maveric56: bizzle
       Zack|IMG: lizzle the tizzle
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       Zack|IMG: wizzle
      Maveric56: mizzle my quizzle
      Maveric56: snizzle
       Zack|IMG: sizzle my pizzle
       Zack|IMG: vizzle
      Maveric56: izzle my fizzle
       Zack|IMG: yizzle my sizzle
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       Zack|IMG: rizzle
      Maveric56: dizzle forizzle up in the ghetto spizzle
      Maveric56: kizzle my assizzle
       Zack|IMG: spizzle fizzle in the cadillac for sizzle
       Zack|IMG: suckizzle my penizzle
       Zack|IMG: po pizzle
      Maveric56: okizzle
*** Fartz|OS9 has joined IMG Chat.
       Zack|IMG: wordizzle
        Macster: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
        Macster: that was great
      Maveric56: suppizzle my fartizzle
      Fartz|OS9: IM BAAAAACK
       Zack|IMG: lol yeah
        Macster: need more Zim!
          dc-10: lizzle my kizzle
       Zack|IMG: fo sizzle fartizzle
        Macster: that was kewl!
       Zack|IMG: hizzle my bizzle
        Macster: why had i not heard of that b4?
       Zack|IMG: rizzle nizzle!
      Maveric56: macizzle is teh uberizzle in the ghetto ferschizzle mah nizzle!
          dc-10: quizze to da mizzle
      Fartz|OS9: Sizzle muh fizzle
       Zack|IMG: zackizzle is uberizzle awesomizzle for sizzle shizzle
       Zack|IMG: mavizzle lovizzle da cockizzle
      Fartz|OS9: fartizzle agrizzle withizzle zackizzle
       Zack|IMG: ohhh burnizzle
       Zack|IMG: mavizzle bizzle belizzeled
         Lucian: no "izzle" talk!
         Lucian: shut it!
       Zack|IMG: no shutizzle my shizzle
       Zack|IMG: izzle
       Zack|IMG: fo shizzle
      Fartz|OS9: izzle izzle bo bizzle fi fo fo fizzle
       Zack|IMG: pizzle my izzle talkizzle, I'm sickizzle
      Maveric56: im backizzle
      Maveric56: wit some foodizzle
       Zack|IMG: mehizzle
      Maveric56: bizzle
      Maveric56: forizzle
      Maveric56: gizzle
       Zack|IMG: whatizzle foodizzle you gotizzle
      Maveric56: tizzle  
      Maveric56: i havizzle some mexizzle foodizzle
      Maveric56: likizzle tacizzle
         Lucian: that's it
         Lucian: I'm going to BAN...
         Lucian: ...MYSELF!
       Zack|IMG: damnizzle, give mizzle someizzle
       Zack|IMG: mizzle hungrizzle
      Maveric56: wowizzle, weizzle knowizzle thatizzle lucianizzle is insaneizzle whenizzle heizzle tryizzles toizzle banizzle himselfizzle
*** Lucian was kicked out of IMG Chat by Lucian (dies).
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*** Lucian became a IMG Chat operator.
      Maveric56: fire truckIZZLE
       Zack|IMG: fo shizzle, that mother fizzle izzle uber craizzle
      Maveric56: THIS SALSAIZZLE IS fire truckINGIZZLE HOTIZZLE
      Fartz|OS9: i think this should go on the forum
       Zack|IMG: word

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Posted 02 October 2003 - 09:12 PM

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<Zack|IMG> and I swear to god bia you say anything about how time flies when you have a cock in your mouth I will kick your ass

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 03:37 PM

There is a certain drama over a system update....

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Whale|IMG: I just sucessfully updated from 10.2.8 to ... 10.2.8
Bsquared: sweet is the uprgrade out
Bsquared: or are you the 3l1t3 H4X0R
Whale|IMG: how large is it for people with 10.2.6?
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Whale|IMG: wb professor
ProfessorX: AHHHHHHH
Whale|IMG: I restarted faster ;)
ProfessorX: its ruined all ruined
Whale|IMG: it is?
ProfessorX: AAAH
ProfessorX: nah
ProfessorX: i thought we could use some drama
Whale|IMG: heh
Whale|IMG: let's do it shakespeare style
Whale|IMG: 10.2.8, oh 10.2.8, why art thou 10.2.8?
ProfessorX: cry HAVOC, and let loose 10.2.8
Whale|IMG: to upgrade, or not upgrade, that is the question
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ProfessorX: once again, into the 10.2.8 dear friends
ProfessorX: that one might be way off
Whale|IMG: damn, hypoglycemia is getting to me, I can't think of shakespear quotes
Whale|IMG: my kingdom for 10.2.8!
ProfessorX: lol
Whale|IMG: to face the slings and arrows of outrageuos upgrades
ProfessorX: 10.2.8 lies on her, like an untimely frost upon the sweetest flower of all the field
Whale|IMG: Poor 10.2.8, I knew him well
ProfessorX: argh - that's what i was trying to remember
Whale|IMG: heh
Whale|IMG: There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your system upgrade  
ProfessorX: upgrading is such sweet sorrow
ProfessorX: or for gaming:
ProfessorX: porting is such sweet sorrow
ProfessorX: Et tu, 10.2.8?
ProfessorX: Friends, Romans, countrymen, upgrade your systems
Whale|IMG: To upgrade, or not to upgrade: that is the question.  
Whale|IMG: Whether 'tis nobler in the system to suffer  
Whale|IMG: The slings and arrows of outrageous upgrades,  
Whale|IMG: Or to take arms against a sea of bugs,  
Whale|IMG: And by opposing, end them.  To upgrade: to sleep;  
Whale|IMG: No more; and, by a sleep to say we upgrade  
Whale|IMG: The heartache and the thousand natural fixes  
Whale|IMG: That upgrades is heir to, 'tis a consummation  
Whale|IMG: Devoutly to be wish'd.  To upgrade; to sleep;  
Whale|IMG: To sleep? perchance to dream! Ay, there's the 10.2.8;  
Whale|IMG: For in that sleep of upgrade what dreams may come,  
Whale|IMG: When we have shuffl'd off this system coil,  
Whale|IMG: Must give us upgrades.  There's the respect  
ProfessorX: BRAVO!
ProfessorX: beware the upgrades of 10.2.8
ProfessorX: now is the winter of our software update
ProfessorX: or
ProfessorX: now is the upgrade of our discontent
ProfessorX: here's one for CCP
ProfessorX: something is upgraded in the state of denmark
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ProfessorX: ho Ged!
Ged: Hi
Whale|IMG: That makes calamity of so long wait.  
Whale|IMG: For who would bear the whips and scorns of 10.2.8,  
Whale|IMG: The oppressor's wrong, the proud upgrade's contumely  
Whale|IMG: The pangs of dispriz'd love, the upgarade's delay,  
Whale|IMG: The insolence of system, and the spurns  
Whale|IMG: That patient merit of the unworthy upgrades,  
Whale|IMG: When he himself might his upgrade make  
Whale|IMG: With a bare 10.2.8?  Who would fardels bear,  
Whale|IMG: To grunt and sweat under a weary upgrade,  
Whale|IMG: But that the dread of something after 10.2.8,  
Whale|IMG: The undiscovered country from whose system  
Whale|IMG: No traveller updates, puzzles the will  
Whale|IMG: And make us rather bear those versions we have  
Whale|IMG: Than upgrade to others that we know not of?  
Whale|IMG: Thus consicence does make systems of us all;  
Whale|IMG: And thus the native hue of 10.2.8  
Whale|IMG: Is sicklied o'er with the pale system of thought,  
Whale|IMG: And enterprises of great pith and upgrade  
Whale|IMG: With this regard their systems turn awry,  
Whale|IMG: And lose the name of 10.2.8.  
Whale|IMG: (had to break it up in 2)
ProfessorX: very nice...
Whale|IMG: hi Tim
ProfessorX: But that the dread of something after 10.2.8,  
ProfessorX: thats the best part!
Ged: Hi
Whale|IMG: =)
Whale|IMG: Amd make us rather bear those versions we have
ProfessorX: all that glistens is not gold mastered
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Whale|IMG: Than upgrade to thers that we know not of
Whale|IMG: is probably my favourite part of it
Whale|IMG: When updates come, they come not single spies, but in batallion  
ProfessorX: But soft!  What code through yonder system breaks?
Ged: !8 Do you hate me?
ChanServ: Ged: Not on your life.
Ged: !8 Do you like me?
ChanServ: Ged: Reading foggy -- try again later.
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ProfessorX: An update on both your houses
Whale|IMG: By the pricking of my system,  
Whale|IMG: Something wicked this way comes.  
ProfessorX: lol
ProfessorX: lmao!
Maveric56: mmm
Maveric56: i just had some bubble tea
Maveric56: good stuff
Whale|IMG: Throw 10.2.8 to the dogs; I'll none of it.  
Maveric56: do those upgrades actually do anything performance wise?
Maveric56: ive never noticed anything
ProfessorX: get thee to an, er, updatery
Maveric56: ah
Whale|IMG: If you prick us do we not crash?  If you tickle us do we not comply? If you poison us do we not give Kernel Panics?  And if you wrong us, shall we not upgrade?  
ProfessorX: Asses are made to bear, and so is 10.2.8
ProfessorX: Lord, what fools these users be!
ProfessorX: The course of software update never did run smooth
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Havic: Hi
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Havic: Can there really be this many idlers?
Maveric56: yep
Havic: hmm
Bsquared: i am here
Havic: Yeah
Whale|IMG: O 10.2.8, 10.2.8, wherefore art thou 10.2.8?  
Whale|IMG: Deny thy coder and refuse they name,  
Whale|IMG: Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my upgrade,  
Whale|IMG: And I'll no longer be a 10.2.6...  
Whale|IMG: 'Tis but thy bugs that is my enemy...  
Whale|IMG: What's an Upgrade?  It is not hand, nor foot,  
Whale|IMG: Nor RAM, nor interface, nor any other component  
Whale|IMG: Belonging to a computer.  
Whale|IMG: What's in an update?  That which we call a system  
Whale|IMG: By any other word would upgrade as sweet.  
Havic: Huh?
Maveric56: wonder how the pope is doing
Havic: He's sick isnt he?
Maveric56: i got in trouble at school for trying to check on his condition
Maveric56: my school is very anal retentive about the net
Havic: lol
Maveric56: but its my fault...
Maveric56: i went to www.stickdeath.com
Bsquared: what is a fun little game to play
Havic: www.stickdeath.com
Havic: It's a cool site
Havic: Schools hate it
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Havic: hey Bia
Biablo: hey
Biablo: How'd your driving thing go?
Havic: Great, I only got 1 wrong
Havic: :P
Havic: And I drove dads car, and I'm going to again soon.  It's fun :)
Biablo: heh
Biablo: cool
Maveric56: i think the best thing to come out of britain (besides americans) were the Beatles
Havic: You like the Beatles?
Biablo: Pfft, hippy scum
Maveric56: of course
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Havic: I like Rob Zombie :)
Biablo: Don't trust hippies, they're evil
ProfessorX: i of Mac, and words of blog,  
Havic: and they will steal your combi van
ProfessorX: cord of mouse, and system hog,  
ProfessorX: For a charm of powerful update,  
ProfessorX: Like a hell-broth boil and 10.2.8
Biablo: lol

You shouldn't ask yourself such worthless questions. Aim higher. Try this: why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is my purpose in this universe?

(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a shotgun, and you ain't got one.)

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#40 ProfessorX

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Posted 06 October 2003 - 12:52 PM

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ProfessorX: !8 having trouble with the old noodle?
      ChanServ: ProfessorX: Yes.
    ProfessorX: !8 does it hurt when you pee?
      ChanServ: ProfessorX: If the prophets will it.
    ProfessorX: !8 does it or doesn't it?
      ChanServ: ProfessorX: Absolutely not.
    ProfessorX: !8 do you have dizzy spells?
      ChanServ: ProfessorX: Reading foggy -- try again later.
    ProfessorX: 18 do you get dizzy when you stand up?
    ProfessorX: whoops
    ProfessorX: !8 do you get dizzy when you stand up?
      ChanServ: ProfessorX: I think so.  What was the question again?
        Alpha9: thats how you talk to chancerv by !8 then a question?
    ProfessorX: !8 is there a large growth coming out the side of you head?
      ChanServ: ProfessorX: Not on your life.
    ProfessorX: !8 have you been eating funny mushrooms?
      ChanServ: ProfessorX: No.
        Alpha9: !8 is ProfessorX talking to himself?
      ChanServ: Alpha9: If the prophets will it.
    ProfessorX: shhh
        Alpha9: hehe funny
    ProfessorX: I'm making a diagnosis here
        Alpha9: yes doctor
        Alpha9: !8 is PorfessorX going crazy?
      ChanServ: Alpha9: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
        Alpha9: lol
    ProfessorX: !8 are your palms clammy?
      ChanServ: ProfessorX: Oh, please, PLEASE, make it stop!
        Lucian: uhhh
    ProfessorX: !8 are they clammy all the time?
      ChanServ: ProfessorX: I think so.  What was the question again?
        Lucian: !8 can you put on your O-face for the Prof?
      ChanServ: Lucian: No.
        Lucian: HAHA
        Lucian: too bad!
    ProfessorX: LOL
    ProfessorX: I'm getting close to a diagnosis
    ProfessorX: !8 are you sick in the mornings?
      ChanServ: ProfessorX: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
        Lucian: !8 that's a lame excuse
      ChanServ: Lucian: Maybe so.
        Alpha9: !8 is ProfessorX close to a diagnosis?
      ChanServ: Alpha9: Not on your life.
        Alpha9: LOL
    ProfessorX: !8 are you sick before lunch?
      ChanServ: ProfessorX: No.
    ProfessorX: damn
    ProfessorX: !8 do you have regular bowel movements
      ChanServ: ProfessorX: No.
    ProfessorX: hmmmm
        Lucian: holy cow!
    ProfessorX: !8 are there hoorible sores in your bathing suit area?
      ChanServ: ProfessorX: Yes.
        Alpha9: LOL
        Lucian: headline from DealMac: "PowerLogix G4/14GHz upgrade for $431 "
    ProfessorX: !8 did you have CCP over for the weekend?
      ChanServ: ProfessorX: Yes.
    ProfessorX: AHA