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#447291 Answer questions for the Feral newsletter!

Posted by the Battle Cat on 20 November 2017 - 03:51 PM in General

90% PC Because of awesome choices and speed.
7% Mac Because I'm too lazy to boot the PC.
3% iPad For time killers for waiting rooms, airports, and motel rooms.



#447273 “IS AL FRANKEN EVEN HUMAN?”

Posted by the Battle Cat on 18 November 2017 - 10:25 AM in Off-Topic

Yeah, I agree.  I tried to help steer it away from that, but you are right, it oozed out of the political dimension.  I wanted to back my moderators decision because he is awesome, but I have to revert back to our no tolerance policy.  I'm going to lock this.  Sorry Mr. Ballmer sir.  I'll make it up to you somehow, I've got the brownest nose this side of Miami Beach, I'll make every inch of snoot count.



#447266 “IS AL FRANKEN EVEN HUMAN?”

Posted by the Battle Cat on 17 November 2017 - 04:43 PM in Off-Topic

I was just watching BostonDynamics videos yesterday.  I think Atlas should have a cat.  Pretty amazing gizmos.  I wouldn't let Claptrap near the things though for fear he might try to... integrate... with them.



#447233 Mac Trade-in Program Renewed!

Posted by the Battle Cat on 15 November 2017 - 11:00 AM in Buy & Sell

Tuna.  My pimp gives me all the free catnip I want.



#447213 Mac Trade-in Program Renewed!

Posted by the Battle Cat on 13 November 2017 - 10:45 AM in Buy & Sell

INFIDEL!   You are talking to the Great Profit Ballmer!!  Show some respect.



#447211 Best Mac Computers for Gaming 2015

Posted by the Battle Cat on 13 November 2017 - 10:38 AM in IMG Reviews Discussion

::70's porn music plays::

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#447199 What games are people playing these days!?

Posted by the Battle Cat on 12 November 2017 - 08:40 PM in General

I've used Skyrim as a hiking simulator a number of times.



#447198 The Signal From Tölva

Posted by the Battle Cat on 12 November 2017 - 08:38 PM in Mac Action & Shooters

Interesting.  I think I'll get this.



#447182 Blizzard announced bringing World of Warcraft Classic at Blizzcon

Posted by the Battle Cat on 11 November 2017 - 11:58 AM in Mac Adventure, RPG & MMOs

View PostDirtyHarry50, on 10 November 2017 - 09:30 PM, said:

Dude! Let's play WoW! Come on. You know you want to. Vanilla grinding ftw! Who doesn't love old school time wasting and inconvenience? I am so there!

I'm a huntard and I don't care... I take my pet with me everywhere!

My schedule is very flexible with high availability. Why, just ask macdude22 and the Battle Cat. They'll tell ya.

Oh he's great!  Getting an invite response from Harry is like putting a note in a bottle and throwing it in a landfill.



#447181 Windows Gaming on a Mac FAQ

Posted by the Battle Cat on 11 November 2017 - 11:44 AM in Windows Gaming

View PostLaurensvo, on 11 November 2017 - 09:31 AM, said:

Kyle Reese?

In The Terminator he was the army guy from the future who came back through time to bone his best friends's hot mom.  Plus some other stuff happened.



#447180 Best Mac Computers for Gaming 2015

Posted by the Battle Cat on 11 November 2017 - 11:37 AM in IMG Reviews Discussion

of Playboy to thumb through.



#447168 Invitation to Orlando Rally

Posted by the Battle Cat on 10 November 2017 - 12:13 PM in Off-Topic

Phaser holes.  The inside is full of angry snakes.  It was a gift from my seventh wife.



#447158 Mac Trade-in Program Renewed!

Posted by the Battle Cat on 09 November 2017 - 05:51 PM in Buy & Sell

Great Profit Balmer, may I trade in the Macs of other people and still get 85 bucks a Mac?  I know a lot of these guys and they'd never suspect it was the cat.



#447157 Blizzard announced bringing World of Warcraft Classic at Blizzcon

Posted by the Battle Cat on 09 November 2017 - 05:47 PM in Mac Adventure, RPG & MMOs

Not all my parts, just my favorite part.  I got my part back today though, I'm never letting that part fall into enemy hands again.  Gads I hate the vets office.  Gogdamn tuna in my carrier fools me every time.



#447148 Coupon Offer - 66% off on my book!

Posted by the Battle Cat on 09 November 2017 - 10:50 AM in Off-Topic

FSB is the only person on the planet who can say that and have it make any sort of sense.



#447147 Blizzard announced bringing World of Warcraft Classic at Blizzcon

Posted by the Battle Cat on 09 November 2017 - 10:46 AM in Mac Adventure, RPG & MMOs

View Postmacdude22, on 09 November 2017 - 07:52 AM, said:

I'm an old RPG man.  I'M OLD DAMN IT.

Why I oughta...



#447146 Best Mac Computers for Gaming 2015

Posted by the Battle Cat on 09 November 2017 - 10:40 AM in IMG Reviews Discussion

Sorry about Harry?  No more than we are.  Why that little colon polyp stood me up 10 times in a row trying to play co-op Borderlands 2.



#447145 Invitation to Orlando Rally

Posted by the Battle Cat on 09 November 2017 - 10:37 AM in Off-Topic

Holy frak, that jet!  love the Sistine Ballmer!



#447130 Invitation to Orlando Rally

Posted by the Battle Cat on 08 November 2017 - 10:09 AM in Off-Topic

But Mellow Yellow is another failing product nobody wants.  It was the perfect refreshment for the Zune revival!  Are you not paying attention to the humor?  Are you boy?



#447129 Coupon Offer - 66% off on my book!

Posted by the Battle Cat on 08 November 2017 - 10:00 AM in Off-Topic

Nah, just knock the control bucket off of my head.



#447097 Invitation to Orlando Rally

Posted by the Battle Cat on 06 November 2017 - 10:42 AM in Off-Topic

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#447096 Coupon Offer - 66% off on my book!

Posted by the Battle Cat on 06 November 2017 - 10:36 AM in Off-Topic

... all hail Plankton ...
... all hail Plankton ...
... all hail Plankton ...



#447095 GeForce NOW for Mac expands free beta to Europe

Posted by the Battle Cat on 06 November 2017 - 10:27 AM in Windows Gaming

Burn.  That's a burn son.



#447073 Invitation to Orlando Rally

Posted by the Battle Cat on 04 November 2017 - 02:50 PM in Off-Topic

Come people, the Robot Devil will be there.  There will be singing and dancing!



#447070 Coupon Offer - 66% off on my book!

Posted by the Battle Cat on 04 November 2017 - 11:00 AM in Off-Topic

View PostFrost, on 03 November 2017 - 04:41 PM, said:

That's a badass ascension robe. Where do I join this new religion? Is body armor free? How about ammo?

Vista Chapel in Redmond, you grow it on your body from a titanium seed, yes but only with Windows Vista Ultimate.  If you ran Vista with all the latest updates, you would know these things brother Frost.  Bing now for great justice.