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[Steve Ballmer]

“Hello there my Mac using ‘friends’,
We at MS value our many years of strategic alliance with all of you people.
We are so interested in your welfare that we are announcing the renewed Mac Trade-in offer.
For every Mac that you turn in while purchasing a PC with Windows 10 preinstalled, MS will send you a rebate for $85!
Upgrade massively from Macs to Windows, join the rest of the world and get $85 back to boot.
There is no limit on the number of macs you can turn in!”

[the Battle Cat]

Great Profit Balmer, may I trade in the Macs of other people and still get 85 bucks a Mac?  I know a lot of these guys and they'd never suspect it was the cat.

[Steve Ballmer]

the Battle Cat, on 09 November 2017 - 05:51 PM, said:

Great Profit Balmer, may I trade in the Macs of other people and still get 85 bucks a Mac?  I know a lot of these guys and they'd never suspect it was the cat.

As long as those things are out of circulation, it's not my business how you get them.

[DirtyHarry50]

You're going to have to fork over a lot more than 85 bucks to get me to give up Linux for Winders.

Oh, this was for Macs. Sorry.

How do you feel about giving me an XBox One X? Now that I'd like. It's the only thing from Microsoft that I'd like.

[Steve Ballmer]

DirtyHarry50, on 10 November 2017 - 09:43 PM, said:

You're going to have to fork over a lot more than 85 bucks to get me to give up Linux for Winders.

Oh, this was for Macs. Sorry.

How do you feel about giving me an XBox One X? Now that I'd like. It's the only thing from Microsoft that I'd like.

$50

[DirtyHarry50]

Steve Ballmer, on 13 November 2017 - 08:15 AM, said:

$50

Cheapskate.

[the Battle Cat]

INFIDEL!   You are talking to the Great Profit Ballmer!!  Show some respect.

[DirtyHarry50]

He's been slipping you free catnip and lots of it, hasn't he? Tell the truth now.

[the Battle Cat]

Tuna.  My pimp gives me all the free catnip I want.