“Hello there my Mac using ‘friends’,
We at MS value our many years of strategic alliance with all of you people.
We are so interested in your welfare that we are announcing the renewed Mac Trade-in offer.
For every Mac that you turn in while purchasing a PC with Windows 10 preinstalled, MS will send you a rebate for $85!
Upgrade massively from Macs to Windows, join the rest of the world and get $85 back to boot.
There is no limit on the number of macs you can turn in!”


Mac Trade-in Program Renewed!
Started by Steve Ballmer, Nov 09 2017 11:47 AM
8 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 09 November 2017 - 11:47 AM
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#2
Posted 09 November 2017 - 05:51 PM
Great Profit Balmer, may I trade in the Macs of other people and still get 85 bucks a Mac? I know a lot of these guys and they'd never suspect it was the cat.
Gary Simmons
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#3
Posted 09 November 2017 - 06:41 PM
the Battle Cat, on 09 November 2017 - 05:51 PM, said:
Great Profit Balmer, may I trade in the Macs of other people and still get 85 bucks a Mac? I know a lot of these guys and they'd never suspect it was the cat.
The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer - "I am not Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me"
#4
Posted 10 November 2017 - 09:43 PM
You're going to have to fork over a lot more than 85 bucks to get me to give up Linux for Winders.
Oh, this was for Macs. Sorry.
How do you feel about giving me an XBox One X? Now that I'd like. It's the only thing from Microsoft that I'd like.
Oh, this was for Macs. Sorry.
How do you feel about giving me an XBox One X? Now that I'd like. It's the only thing from Microsoft that I'd like.
“The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.” — Bertrand Russell
#5
Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:15 AM
DirtyHarry50, on 10 November 2017 - 09:43 PM, said:
You're going to have to fork over a lot more than 85 bucks to get me to give up Linux for Winders.
Oh, this was for Macs. Sorry.
How do you feel about giving me an XBox One X? Now that I'd like. It's the only thing from Microsoft that I'd like.
Oh, this was for Macs. Sorry.
How do you feel about giving me an XBox One X? Now that I'd like. It's the only thing from Microsoft that I'd like.
The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer - "I am not Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me"
#7
Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:45 AM
INFIDEL! You are talking to the Great Profit Ballmer!! Show some respect.
Gary Simmons
the Battle Cat
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#8
Posted 14 November 2017 - 11:16 PM
He's been slipping you free catnip and lots of it, hasn't he? Tell the truth now.
“The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.” — Bertrand Russell
#9
Posted 15 November 2017 - 11:00 AM
Tuna. My pimp gives me all the free catnip I want.
Gary Simmons
the Battle Cat
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