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[Sneaky Snake]

Thain Esh Kelch, on 27 November 2015 - 06:31 AM, said:

Time, money, midgets.

My three favourite things

[Laurensvo]

Thain Esh Kelch, on 27 November 2015 - 06:31 AM, said:

Time, money, midgets.

Err..midgets?

[Thain Esh Kelch]

Yeah, you know, highly attractive dwarfs?

[Janichsan]

Thain Esh Kelch, on 28 November 2015 - 03:05 PM, said:

Yeah, you know, highly attractive dwarfs?

[Frigidman™]

That guy just kicks ass on so many levels.

[Laurensvo]

So is a redesign going to happen to the forum?

[Frigidman™]

Nope. It is as it is.

[Laurensvo]

Btw does IMG still offer a pro package?

[the Battle Cat]

Laurensvo, on 23 December 2015 - 04:20 PM, said:

Btw does IMG still offer a pro package?

::puts on pimp hat::  Sure, and after turning a few tricks for IMG you'll almost think it was worth it... except for, you know, all the tricks and johns.

PS:  I don't know.

[Thain Esh Kelch]

Laurensvo, on 23 December 2015 - 04:20 PM, said:

Btw does IMG still offer a pro package?

Sorry, the included annual free midget offer was so popular that they had to close it. Tuncer could only get hold of a limited number of midgets, now that the porn industry and Game of Thrones made them so attractive.

[Frigidman™]

That ship sailed long ago. But you might be able to catch it if you hop in a time machine!

[Laurensvo]

What happened to the mobile website?

[Laurensvo]

Have I missed something?

[Thain Esh Kelch]

Just the midgets.

[the Battle Cat]

Laurensvo, on 10 April 2016 - 02:09 PM, said:

Have I missed something?

While you were off messing around, midgets have swarmed the site.  They are almost impossible to catch, even squirming down between the sub-forums and running around in the code.  We set traps but you have to bait them with super expensive liquor and fine gourmet meals.  We got a couple with some porn mags but since then they have learned to use online porn.  They are a wily and illusive lot.

[Mr Pink]

By the way, what's happening with Mac Game Files?
It's looking kind of dead for a few years now.

[Frigidman™]

Mr Pink, on 11 April 2016 - 12:59 PM, said:

By the way, what's happening with Mac Game Files?
It's looking kind of dead for a few years now.

Haha, it is dead. No one is at the helm on that.

[the Battle Cat]

Mr Pink, on 11 April 2016 - 12:59 PM, said:

By the way, what's happening with Mac Game Files?
It's looking kind of dead for a few years now.

Think of IMG as if it were Red Dwarf.  Frigidman is Lister, I'm The Cat, and moderators Janichsan, Frost, and MacDude22 are Rimmer, Kryten and Dispensing Machine respectively.  Alone and stranded 3 million years into deep space (except for all the redshirts who show up on the ship each week for some preposterous reason or another) the intrepid descendants of the original crew of the mining ship IMG have evolved and live on to this day.  Join us in our zany adventures as we bumble through the galaxy.

[Laurensvo]

the Battle Cat, on 11 April 2016 - 06:22 PM, said:

Think of IMG as if it were Red Dwarf.  Frigidman is Lister, I'm The Cat, and moderators Janichsan, Frost, and MacDude22 are Rimmer, Kryten and Dispensing Machine respectively.  Alone and stranded 3 million years into deep space (except for all the redshirts who show up on the ship each week for some preposterous reason or another) the intrepid descendants of the original crew of the mining ship IMG have evolved and live on to this day.  Join us in our zany adventures as we bumble through the galaxy.

And who are we in your analogy?

[the Battle Cat]

Why the redshirts of course!  That reminds me, I need you for an away mission.

Laurensvo, on 20 April 2016 - 01:46 AM, said:

And who are we in your analogy?

Why the redshirts of course!  That reminds me, I need you for an away mission.