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[the Battle Cat]

You may or may not have noticed that the forum moderators now sport a new moderator group image icon under their avatar:    This is not creepy a bit and it's probably mostly sorta legal in most states and select countries world wide.

This high art was created by yours truly and represents training in your finest institutions of higher education and hours (that's monkey folk hours so for a cat... sheesh took me forever and I had to skip nap after nap) of painstaking work and attention to detail.  Take a moment to relish the exquisite brush strokes, we'll wait.

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it just needs a full sized circle, flattened bottom, some scruff on top, some crude ears, and a nosemouth.Then it was shrunk down to size, eyes and nosemouth touched up with a pixel sized brush.  Lastly I added the whiskers, copy and paste twice.  Any the way, you guys suck, this took up way too much valuable nap time... I'm not crying YOU'RE crying!

Wait what?  Done so soon??  Philistines!!!  Anyway moving on, Frigidman was kind enough to move it to into place in the hallowed archive of the forum system high art directory, then I added the code to the forum user group settings.

I'm sure you're all asking yourself, "What does this mysterious banner mean?!?!!?!"  Well it's quite simple in a stupidly complicated way.  These are mini-mes that I have imbued the moderators with which were always there but by cat magic you can see them now. Each one has it's own cat super power.

• Cat 1:  The All Seeing Cat's Eye - Cats can see everything.  And yes they can see what your hand is doing under the desk right now Atticus.  Moderators use this to detect transgressions of cat law, detect broken links, misplaced posts etc.
  
• Cat 2:  Thor's Whammer - Cats have the ability to bring the Whammer down on you by marking posts as spam and proclaiming you a spammer, giving and lifting suspensions, deleting or editing your posts, giving you a forum warning that appears only to the transgressor, etc
  
• Cat 3:  Huge Pants.  Yes, huge pants.  They need huge pants to pack all of that manly heat around in.  Huge pants can listen to your complaints and act on them with compassion.  Huge pants look out for your well being and forum camaraderie.  Huge pants have huge pockets to supply me with kitty treats.

So now you know.  Do not be intimidated by the moderators, they were once lowly filthy disgusting rabble scum pig-dogs like yourselves and have been selected because of their affability, gaming knowledge, past forum behavior, and mortal fear of me.  Think of them as big friendly pussy cats... but with fangs and wicked sharp claws hidden behind folds of cuteness and fluff.

[Thain Esh Kelch]

I'm confused. Are we now allowed to post cat porn without getting banned and getting a weird PM by you?

[the Battle Cat]

Thain Esh Kelch, on 25 October 2020 - 10:45 AM, said:

I'm confused. Are we now allowed to post cat porn without getting banned and getting a weird PM by you?

Yes and no.  Kitty porn is allowed in the Off Topic forum and you will still get weird PM's from me.  Here is an example:
http://4.bp.blogspot...mals_640_21.jpg
Note that this is not an image posting only a link to an example of what is allowed, besides, I'm the admin and can get away with it.  It's good to be the king.  Plus most of my friends are Vulcan cats.

[Matt Diamond]

the Battle Cat, on 25 October 2020 - 12:46 PM, said:

Kitty porn is allowed in the Off Topic forum and you will still get weird PM's from me.  

Those two facts are unrelated by the way.

the Battle Cat, on 25 October 2020 - 12:46 PM, said:

Here is an example:
http://4.bp.blogspot...mals_640_21.jpg

Rwowrr!

[the Battle Cat]

Matt Diamond, on 25 October 2020 - 09:12 PM, said:

Rwowrr!

Hey stop leering at kitty porn soldier and get back to tormenting forum members.  Wait, let me look at your trident...  THIS IS RUST!  You'll be peeling IMG nukes in the moderator lunch room kitchen for the next month for that!  Meanwhile tomorrow you can expect a full junk-on-the-bunk inspection at 0400 hours!  DISMISSED!

[nick68k]

I'd like to get a weird PM. Thank you.

[Matt Diamond]

nick68k, on 26 October 2020 - 04:16 PM, said:

I'd like to get a weird PM. Thank you.

The UK says you can have theirs.

[nick68k]

Matt Diamond, on 26 October 2020 - 04:34 PM, said:

The UK says you can have theirs.

[the Battle Cat]

nick68k, on 26 October 2020 - 04:16 PM, said:

I'd like to get a weird PM. Thank you.

So be it!


Sorry, I got a little lost trying to find your place.    And I'm way sorry about all your electronics and that... whole... fire thing.