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#1 Steve Ballmer

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Posted 19 December 2017 - 07:49 PM

The Zune is bulletproof but getting old, on the rare off-chance that something happens to yours, (ie being dropped in lava, shotgun blast, swallowed by a shark, dropped off 25+ story building, ... etc), you can contact these people.
Mention Fake Steve and get a 15% discount.
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Posted 19 December 2017 - 07:52 PM

Oh, you're still here.
Maybe it really is all cocks in the end.

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Posted 19 December 2017 - 08:27 PM

View Postipickert55, on 19 December 2017 - 07:52 PM, said:

Oh, you're still here.
I'm everywhere, I see everything! hmmmm you doubt?
How else would I know about your little rendezvous with K*****n down at the Crab house on the wharf? Hmmmmm
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Posted 20 December 2017 - 10:21 AM

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Posted 20 December 2017 - 10:58 AM

View PostSteve Ballmer, on 19 December 2017 - 08:27 PM, said:

I'm everywhere, I see everything! hmmmm you doubt?
How else would I know about your little rendezvous with K*****n down at the Crab house on the wharf? Hmmmmm

You shut your mouth dammit.
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Posted 21 December 2017 - 10:23 AM

View PostSteve Ballmer, on 19 December 2017 - 07:49 PM, said:

...chance that something happens to yours, (ie being dropped in lava, shotgun blast...

Er, does intentional shotgun blast still count?

View Postipickert55, on 20 December 2017 - 10:58 AM, said:

You shut your mouth dammit.

Dear Lord, you are starting to melt!  How could you Fake Steve?  There there ipickert, I've ordered some dry ice for you to snuggle up to.
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Posted 21 December 2017 - 10:50 AM

You pick on one snowflake buddy and we'll all come down on you!

By the way, I took a pass on the Zune where my trusty SONY Walkman cassette player still works fine and sounds better. :P
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Posted 28 December 2017 - 12:32 AM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 20 December 2017 - 10:21 AM, said:

The Monkey Boy Conspiracy is such a page turner that I turned the whole book over and just read the back cover!  It's THAT good!
Thanks

View PostDirtyHarry50, on 21 December 2017 - 10:50 AM, said:

You pick on one snowflake buddy and we'll all come down on you!

By the way, I took a pass on the Zune where my trusty SONY Walkman cassette player still works fine and sounds better. :P
Walkman? I used to have three. btw: I have nothing against you snowflakes as long as you support the Clippers and Microsoft.
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Posted 28 December 2017 - 07:35 AM

View PostSteve Ballmer, on 28 December 2017 - 12:32 AM, said:

Walkman? I used to have three. btw: I have nothing against you snowflakes as long as you support the Clippers and Microsoft.

Sorry buddy, Lakers all day. :fencing:
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Posted 28 December 2017 - 10:48 AM

View Postipickert55, on 28 December 2017 - 07:35 AM, said:

Sorry buddy, Lakers all day. :fencing:
This city is not big enough for the both of us!

Just wanted to let you people know that Fake Steve Knows ALL and see's all!

Test me! How much would yould like to be transfered into your bank accounts this weekend?
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Posted 28 December 2017 - 12:05 PM

View PostSteve Ballmer, on 28 December 2017 - 10:48 AM, said:

This city is not big enough for the both of us!

Just wanted to let you people know that Fake Steve Knows ALL and see's all!

Test me! How much would yould like to be transfered into your bank accounts this weekend?

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Posted 29 December 2017 - 12:40 AM

Hmm, three grand for a 4K TV, Xbox One X, PS4 Pro, Nintendo Switch with Zelda and Mario Kart. The rest is for a gaming chair, snacks and beverages. I asked Tim Cook already but he would not even answer me! So here’s your chance to really one up that guy. Oh, add $100. for GR Wildlands Gold Edition too please. I need Frost to carry me to glory and tons of trophies. I hope the game has an auto follow feature like EverQuest does because I am often too busy to actually be present for coop gaming. Just ask tBC and macdude22. They’ll tell you.
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Posted 29 December 2017 - 10:46 AM

I had a theory that DH didn't show up for co-op because he has a voice like a high pitched Japanese Donald Duck, but that lost out to the prevailing theory that he was just being a dick.
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Posted 29 December 2017 - 03:48 PM

Sometimes you can just feel the love! Is that purring I hear?
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Posted 29 December 2017 - 05:11 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 29 December 2017 - 10:46 AM, said:

I had a theory that DH didn't show up for co-op because he has a voice like a high pitched Japanese Donald Duck, but that lost out to the prevailing theory that he was just being a dick.

Actually that's only because he fears he'll be 0wned by your m@d 1337 skillz! Even in coop.

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Posted 30 December 2017 - 10:53 AM

View PostCamper-Hunter, on 29 December 2017 - 05:11 PM, said:

Actually that's only because he fears he'll be 0wned by your m@d 1337 skillz! Even in coop.

A Frost I ain't, but I do have enthusiasm to plaster over the sucking chest wound of my fail.
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Posted 30 December 2017 - 07:24 PM

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 01:36 AM

Transfer me one billion dollars then. I promise to spend it on good stuff.
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Posted 31 December 2017 - 03:17 PM

A house full of barn straw and Bronie outfits is NOT the good stuff Thain.  Give it to me Fake Steve and I will spend it on tuna and catnip.
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Posted 31 December 2017 - 07:43 PM

Mmm, catnip. It’s the pause that refreshes!
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