Hey speak for yourself! Macdude22 refuses to set me up with his newest calico kitty named Polly. Just this morning he was very harsh with me over this and I had to spend the next two hours power licking myself to relieve the tension. On the bright side, I don't stink as much, but now my tongue looks like the ragged flag over the Alamo just before Santa Anna reclaimed the mission grounds. Plus he let me die in Borderlands 3 last night when I was right behind him with that same old tired alibi, "I can't find you, I don't see anyone's name over them". It cost me 32 million space credits to respawn. Then to make matters worse, he also bullied me into picking up a class mod he had saved and dropped for me. I didn't want to but he just kept looming over me hollering at me to pick it up!
I say we pull his pants down and shove him into the girl's locker room. No, he'd like that. We should take some girl out of the girl's locker room, pull her pants down and shove her into his locker. No he'd like that even better. You know what? Let's just forget this whole "pants" thing and think of something else to do to him.