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#21 Steve Ballmer

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 09:27 AM

You people actually have a pretty good forum, surprising!
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#22 Sneaky Snake

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 12:58 PM

Whose alternate account is Steve Ballmer? It's gotta be tBC or something.
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Posted 11 October 2017 - 01:32 PM

View PostSteve Ballmer, on 11 October 2017 - 09:27 AM, said:

You people actually have a pretty good forum, surprising!

There are lots of intelligent, friendly people here.  Stick around and join in on the fun.  I'm enjoying the humor of your blog.  Good stuff.

View PostSneaky Snake, on 11 October 2017 - 12:58 PM, said:

Whose alternate account is Steve Ballmer? It's gotta be tBC or something.

It's not me.  The admin console shows he is the only member with that IP.  Doesn't rule out somebody else's alternate account though.
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#24 Steve Ballmer

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 06:57 PM

Humor?
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#25 Sneaky Snake

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:01 AM

I think it's hilarious how I mentioned missing having him around a few weeks ago, and then BOOM! he's back after years of not seeing any posts.

Welcome back Steve :teehee:
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#26 Janichsan

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 08:25 AM

View PostSneaky Snake, on 12 October 2017 - 07:01 AM, said:

I think it's hilarious how I mentioned missing having him around a few weeks ago, and then BOOM! he's back after years of not seeing any posts.

Welcome back Steve :teehee:
He never was gone.  

He was always there.

In the back.

Watching.

Just... watching.

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 01:17 PM

View PostJanichsan, on 12 October 2017 - 08:25 AM, said:

He never was gone.  

He was always there.

In the back.

Watching.

Just... watching.

A lone fat romantic figure, standing in silhouette on a cliff against a horizon of the setting sun, munching a crate of Twinkies and sucking wind from the effort.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 02:32 PM

View PostSneaky Snake, on 12 October 2017 - 07:01 AM, said:

I think it's hilarious how I mentioned missing having him around a few weeks ago, and then BOOM! he's back after years of not seeing any posts.

Welcome back Steve :teehee:

Steve Ballmer is the David Hasselhoff of the computing world. Just when you think he's receded from the scene, he comes flying back out. Except, you know, without that creepy thing where he draws crowds in the millions if he so much as eats a hot dog in Germany.
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#29 Steve Ballmer

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 09:08 PM

View PostJanichsan, on 12 October 2017 - 08:25 AM, said:

He never was gone.  

He was always there.

In the back.

Watching.

Just... watching.
I prefer the term skulking
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 09:14 PM

View PostFrost, on 12 October 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

Steve Ballmer is the David Hasselhoff of the computing world. Just when you think he's receded from the scene, he comes flying back out. Except, you know, without that creepy thing where he draws crowds in the millions if he so much as eats a hot dog in Germany.
Don't ever mention Germany to me!
I had a horrific encounter there with that battle-axe Prime Minister Merkel. She sexually assaulted me, pulled off her clothes before I could close my eyes .... can't remember anything after that except the smell of sour-krout all over my body .....imagine .... I was in shock for 3 days!

I'll blog about it one day
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 09:13 AM

I find it oddly profound that her name is so close to "merkin".
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