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#1 Steve Ballmer

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Posted 04 February 2018 - 02:06 PM

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Posted 05 February 2018 - 11:13 AM

Wow Mr. Ballmer, all that monkey dancing has you buffed and ripped.  I am impressed, also I'm ashamed I doubted you.  Now I know what happens to all those disgusting fatties at the gym and I'm sorry I doubted them too.
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Posted 05 February 2018 - 12:06 PM

Ballmer looking good in retirement.
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#4 Steve Ballmer

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Posted 05 February 2018 - 05:14 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 05 February 2018 - 11:13 AM, said:

Wow Mr. Ballmer, all that monkey dancing has you buffed and ripped.  I am impressed, also I'm ashamed I doubted you.  Now I know what happens to all those disgusting fatties at the gym and I'm sorry I doubted them too.
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Ballmer looking good in retirement.
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Posted 05 February 2018 - 09:33 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 05 February 2018 - 11:13 AM, said:

Wow Mr. Ballmer, all that monkey dancing has you buffed and ripped.  I am impressed, also I'm ashamed I doubted you.  Now I know what happens to all those disgusting fatties at the gym and I'm sorry I doubted them too.

Um, I can think of one case where no apology is needed. Oops! I gotta run. Burger King is closing soon and I need a couple of Double Whoppers with cheese, onion rings and maybe one or two picks off the dollar menu because I always worry that I might still need a little more. If it it turns out I donít, which hasnít happened yet, Iím sure Iíll think of something. Supersize me baby!
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Posted 05 February 2018 - 10:01 PM

You know whatís funny? I just remembered that about four hours ago, I ordered the Taco Bell special with 3 Taco Supremes which included a giant Mountain Dew and then I asked for one of those beefy quesadilla things off the dollar menu (yes, in those words) please. Then I went right into my best deer-in-the-headlights blank stare until the young lady prompted me to swipe my card. I came to, did as told and explained to her that I need a lot of guidance and sadly itís probably going to worse before it gets any better. She had a good laugh at the crazy old guy sporting a brightly colored Beatles Yellow Submarine tie dye shirt and a Boston accent.

So, I really do worry about not getting enough I guess. Thatís sad but it makes me laugh out loud thinking about it. Iím sure I am not the only one.

It gets worse. I had to walk past Burger King on the way home and I actually condsidered maybe just cheeseburger for dessert, you know? Being the health conscious kinda guy I am, even if I did let my gym membership lapse I forget if it was two or three decades ago now, I resisted the temptation and kept on walking off the beefy quesadilla thing. Itís a damned good thing thereís no Dairy Queen around here. Iíd be screwed.

Took too much time. I guess I will be doing the drive through on foot again. Yeah, I really do that. It beats going without. One of these days theyíll probably put up a sign not allowing pedestrian orders there. What can possibly go wrong is how I see it, aside of the all too frequent order screw up. Is a speeding drive through driver going to run me over at 5 mph? Maybe an electric car could sneak up on me from behind, driven by someone texting but what are the odds? For two Whoppers after 11 PM, Iíll take my chances.
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Posted 06 February 2018 - 10:34 AM

I let my gym membership lapse a couple years ago.  I blew out both shoulder cuffs on a pectoral fly machine, made me an invalid for 6 weeks, crippled for 3 months, took 6 months before I could move somewhat normally where most of the muscle spasms and stiffness was gone.  There was no way I was going to go back and do that to my legs or hips, so now I'm a civilian.
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Posted 06 February 2018 - 11:01 AM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 06 February 2018 - 10:34 AM, said:

I let my gym membership lapse a couple years ago.  I blew out both shoulder cuffs on a pectoral fly machine, made me an invalid for 6 weeks, crippled for 3 months, took 6 months before I could move somewhat normally where most of the muscle spasms and stiffness was gone.  There was no way I was going to go back and do that to my legs or hips, so now I'm a civilian.

Donít worry. You forget about your own built in all natural cat powers that do not depend on anything. You just have them.

Yesterday I witnessed my little kitten playing with my older one, jump vertically from a standing position to approximately two feet, maybe more, instantly. When she landed she hit the ground running in nearly the opposite direction sheíd lept straight up from. I am not making this up. She is amazing. She is also a little instigator who loves sneaking up on and attacking her best friend who is twice her size and then some not to mention yours truly.

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Posted 06 March 2018 - 08:50 PM

He's in good shape

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Posted 07 March 2018 - 11:17 AM

View PostM4cr, on 06 March 2018 - 08:50 PM, said:

He's in good shape

You posted this after I asked you to prove you are human.  Bots don't follow their own posts and neither do you.  I pronounce you bot.  You know how to prove me wrong.  Email me and I'll lift the ban.
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Posted 07 March 2018 - 02:37 PM

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I pronounce you bot.  

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 10:52 AM

KITTY HOLDS YOU IN CONTEMPT
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Posted 09 March 2018 - 10:26 AM

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KITTY HOLDS YOU IN CONTEMPT
Kitties hold everyone in contempt, don't they?

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Posted 09 March 2018 - 02:05 PM

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Posted 10 March 2018 - 11:46 AM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 07 March 2018 - 11:17 AM, said:



You posted this after I asked you to prove you are human.  Bots don't follow their own posts and neither do you.  I pronounce you bot.  You know how to prove me wrong.  Email me and I'll lift the ban.

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