This high art was created by yours truly and represents training in your finest institutions of higher education and hours (that's monkey folk hours so for a cat... sheesh took me forever and I had to skip nap after nap) of painstaking work and attention to detail. Take a moment to relish the exquisite brush strokes, we'll wait.
Wait what? Done so soon?? Philistines!!! Anyway moving on, Frigidman was kind enough to move it to into place in the hallowed archive of the forum system high art directory, then I added the code to the forum user group settings.
I'm sure you're all asking yourself, "What does this mysterious banner mean?!?!!?!" Well it's quite simple in a stupidly complicated way. These are mini-mes that I have imbued the moderators with which were always there but by cat magic you can see them now. Each one has it's own cat super power.
- Cat 1: The All Seeing Cat's Eye - Cats can see everything. And yes they can see what your hand is doing under the desk right now Atticus. Moderators use this to detect transgressions of cat law, detect broken links, misplaced posts etc.
- Cat 2: Thor's Whammer - Cats have the ability to bring the Whammer down on you by marking posts as spam and proclaiming you a spammer, giving and lifting suspensions, deleting or editing your posts, giving you a forum warning that appears only to the transgressor, etc
- Cat 3: Huge Pants. Yes, huge pants. They need huge pants to pack all of that manly heat around in. Huge pants can listen to your complaints and act on them with compassion. Huge pants look out for your well being and forum camaraderie. Huge pants have huge pockets to supply me with kitty treats.
So now you know. Do not be intimidated by the moderators, they were once lowly filthy disgusting rabble scum pig-dogs like yourselves and have been selected because of their affability, gaming knowledge, past forum behavior, and mortal fear of me. Think of them as big friendly pussy cats... but with fangs and wicked sharp claws hidden behind folds of cuteness and fluff.