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the Battle Cat

Member Since 19 May 2004
Offline Last Active Yesterday, 11:31 AM

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In Topic: New Moderator in Town

21 October 2020 - 04:46 PM

I know your son, these days he goes by the name of (a-b)2 = a2 + b2 - 2ab, but either way he's just a big square.

In Topic: New Moderator in Town

20 October 2020 - 12:53 PM

Ima need the forum to start donating scrap iron and other metals including gold, oh and tuna, lots of tuna as well as catnip... for the war effort that is.  Rationing stamps will be issued to forum users for posting.  Let freedom ring!  Remember the Maine!  54 40 or foo!!

In Topic: New Moderator in Town

19 October 2020 - 06:09 PM

Almost forgot, you'll need air support.

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In Topic: New Moderator in Town

19 October 2020 - 05:42 PM

More atrocities are starting to pour in  Just listen to these completely not bribed witnesses:

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He tooked my gookie and said it was fow the Fadder lan.

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He locked us in his basement and said we were enemies of the Fourth Reich!  Now pay up -redacted-  -redacted- -redacted-

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He made me put on these dirt caked clothes and said I was a brown shirt.  now give me my 5 bu -redacted-

Matt, you are his moderator, stop him!  Here's a helmet, M1 with a hundred rounds of ammo, a couple of hand grenades, K rations, a pin up of Betty Grable,and a field dressing.  Make it so Number One.

In Topic: New Moderator in Town

18 October 2020 - 05:31 PM

View PostThain Esh Kelch, on 18 October 2020 - 12:54 AM, said:

I think we can safely say we've hit Godwin's law yet again. That is so crazy.

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THAT was the equation!! Insistence!  Necessity must cancel out veracity!!

My crack team of moderators have suddenly and seemingly out of nowhere uncovered evidence that Atticus is actually Hitler!  Why I'll be jiggered, that wasn't suspicious at all!  That was fact finding at it's most... what's the word... inventive?  I don't think this could have been fabrica honestly uncovered at a more convenient time for me. That is why I pump new blood into the moderator team regularly.  That and the lash wounds I may or may not inflict upon them to Bend them to my twisted will to guide them in proper forum etiquette and forum behavior.  I credit Matt Diamond with the find.  ::Hooks claws into the back of Matt's pants at the last second::  Wait Matt, don't go anywhere.

After forwarding the information to congressman Leghorn and Nasty Canasta their committee removed a layer of paint from the old portrait of Atticus that hung in -redacted- and discovered the shocking piece of absolutely not contrived non-fake evidence:

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Side by side it is easy to see that Atticus is clearly Hitler and therefore all the woes of 2020 are indeed his fault.  All we have left to do is to crush his shaky defense like a bug under the hobnail heal of justice.