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#1 Steve Ballmer

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 03:58 PM

"Seven Comes!" Available at the Microsoft Media Store, Get Your Copy NOW!
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My classic message of hope, resistance, fortitude and power, "Seven Comes!" Is now available on cassette, 8-track, flash memory stick and special edition brown Zune Classics at the Microsoft Media store. If you have never heard it, your life is incomplete and drab! This message includes my personal testimony of how I heard the Voice From the Bose and established Vista Chapel Church of Windows. If you do nothing else this week get your copy!
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#2 the Battle Cat

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Posted 11 April 2018 - 08:31 AM

All.  Hail.  Plankton.
All.  Hail.  Plankton.
All.  Hail.  Plankton.
All.  Hail.  Plankton.
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#3 DirtyHarry50

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 03:50 PM

Come over to the Light Side. We have apples. They are good for you!

Embrace your destiny Steve.
“The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.” — Bertrand Russell

#4 Steve Ballmer

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Posted 15 April 2018 - 09:17 PM

View PostDirtyHarry50, on 12 April 2018 - 03:50 PM, said:

Come over to the Light Side. We have apples. They are good for you!

Embrace your destiny Steve.
OK
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#5 DirtyHarry50

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 07:44 PM

View PostSteve Ballmer, on 15 April 2018 - 09:17 PM, said:

OK

Well, itís about damned time. Congratulations on your conversion.
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