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[The Mail Man]

Lambert from Splinter Cell needs to SHUT THE F__K UP!
"Damn it Sam! He was one of ours! The missions over!"

DIE LAMBERT DIEE!!!!!!!!!!  

[Prometheus]

^^^^Lighten up about lambert from splinter cell you would never hear him if you got better at the game.

mindnoise, on May 25th 2005, 05:40 AM, said:

for me Cortana (ComputerCore in Halo) is a BITCH (the kind of Lt. E.Ripley referes to in "Aliens", no sexual offense intented),
with a selfrightious attitude.
For every situation she (thinks) to know what to do, acting out the surpised and caring one, and in the end she makes it even worse. No one (exp. the Masterchief) is saved and the Flood is spreading anyway.
I don´t blame for for trying but being so sure of what she thinks is right.
I´ve not played Halo 2 yet so perhaps there is some new I don´t know about.

What the heck she is a perfect sidekick to the master cheif... she just acts a little cocky becuase she has low self esteem about being an AI.

My least favorite game character is Kyle Katarn.  He is so ugly and nerdy, there is absolutely nothing cool about him! Maybe he just needs to shave....

Oh and whoever said that about laura croft being a moron is 100% correct!!

[griel]

I hate any and all ai controlled squad mates. There is nothing worse to me than having to replay a level because bad ai controlled squad mates got themselves killed. An example being the captain in halo though that game has plenty of other reasons to be disliked. The ones in Half Life 2 are especially bad but at least you don't have to replay levels when they are killed. That is some of the worst, most obnoxious ai I've ever come across. The side kicks in fallout were annoying as well. There were several places where they blocked me into a corner and then refused to move out of the way. The only recourse was reloading the last save or shooting them.

[Morrigan]

Tomy or Tomi or Tommy ... short thievish henchman from Neverwinter Nights. That little jagoff just won't shut the hail up! Every damn door and chest you try to open he's all "MINE!" and i'm all "STFU!"

[petey700]

I cannot believe no one has mentioned this yet. I absolutely hated the dog in Duckhunt. Die, you miserable mutt!!

[MacProject]

petey700, on May 26th 2005, 02:25 PM, said:

I cannot believe no one has mentioned this yet. I absolutely hated the dog in Duckhunt. Die, you miserable mutt!!

The worst part is, you COULD shoot him periodically in the arcade version...he'd hop out of the marsh on occassion.  

On the NES however, the game was slightly different and the dog only appeared before and after a round.  Kind of disappointing.

[WSTE_M]

I really dislike the main charecter in KOTOR. The one you play. Why ?
Because you are alomst a bi-player as Bastilla and Carth rescue the universe, you are just the sidekick that has to do the running and the dirty work. I mean, when was the last time that the Jedi Council accually called you by name, or just taked directly to YOU  ?

The announcers in UTxxx are also terrible. They yell about winning and loosing and I can hardly hear the shooting in between their shouting.

I also wish that Alice in American McGee's Alice was older so that she would be hot   I have a crush on insane girls

W

[Destroth]

I'd have to agree that Cortana is the biggest annoying character I've ever run into.

[the Battle Cat]

The horse in Stunt Copter.

[The iMac Man]

The ball in pong.

[The_O]

the Battle Cat, on May 26th 2005, 01:32 PM, said:

The horse in Stunt Copter.

Yeah, I got pretty good at killing it.

[Bernie]

The iMac Man, on May 26th 2005, 04:44 PM, said:

The ball in pong.

The ball in Break Out. "Go that way, damn it! No! No! No! Stop going back where you came from!"

[mindnoise]

WSTE_M, on May 26th 2005, 12:33 PM, said:

I also wish that Alice in American McGee's Alice was older so that she would be hot   I have a crush on insane girls

W

Too Young? I think she should be about twenty!
When Carroll wrote ALICE for Mrs. Liddell (Alice) she was about 10 and according to the Rutledge Case book she (McGee´s Alice) spent 10 years in the Clinic.
I guess the lots of sleep worked for her looks, I think she´s a hot one.

I LOVE the replies about the PONG BALL  

but back to the thread...

[Tesseract]

Morrigan, on May 27th 2005, 05:21 AM, said:

Tomy or Tomi or Tommy ... short thievish henchman from Neverwinter Nights. That little jagoff just won't shut the hail up! Every damn door and chest you try to open he's all "MINE!" and i'm all "STFU!"

Even worse: I click on a locked door. Tomi runs over and picks the lock. But at the same time, my Panther familiar and summoned Dire Tiger both start trying to bash it, and continue to do so even after it is open. And to put the icing on the cake, there is no way to tell them not to try to help with locked things. At least you can do that with Tomi. The animals *always* try to bash them. Every. Single. Time.

I actually found Tomi's "Hokey-Dokey!" to be one of the less annoying henchman responses. But if you want to open your own locks then a different henchman would probably be more suitable anyway.

[WSTE_M]

mindnoise, on May 26th 2005, 11:00 PM, said:

Too Young? I think she should be about twenty!
When Carroll wrote ALICE for Mrs. Liddell (Alice) she was about 10 and according to the Rutledge Case book she (McGee´s Alice) spent 10 years in the Clinic.
I guess the lots of sleep worked for her looks, I think she´s a hot one.

I LOVE the replies about the PONG BALL 

but back to the thread...

Really ? Well I could have sworn she did not look a day past 15  
Oh well, then its ok then

I never read those notes, not with that typeface.

W

[sppike]

bookman, on May 25th 2005, 09:17 AM, said:

The helicopter pilot who announces "heavy traffic" in SimCity 2000 is very annoying. I remember there was a cheat to make him crash

I loved making that annoying little red copter crash. Just hit em with the little target, and watch him burn.

[Tomatocow]

I have another one.

My army in Spartan.
I. Want. Control. During. Battles!!!!!!

[Space_Pirate_Killer]

I dislike Desther (The old pladin, I believe) In Never Winter Nights.
Also nearly all the Heros in Starcraft.

[Hog]

WSTE_M, on May 26th 2005, 08:33 PM, said:

I really dislike the main charecter in KOTOR. The one you play. Why ?
Because you are alomst a bi-player as Bastilla and Carth rescue the universe, you are just the sidekick that has to do the running and the dirty work...

I actually disliked Carth most but the others are pretty darn annoying too. Like that Jolee Bindo guy and that weird blue alien chick (supposedly she's only 14 though) who also complain when you choose the dark path.
Not to forget Bastilla who constantly accuses you of straying from the light path while it's clear from the start that she herself doesn't have her feelings under control at all.
I also disliked the cat woman. The Wookie ... well i dislike the sound that Wookies make.

I disliked basically everyone except T3 and Canderous.

[NAG]

At least the others showed some potential to keep it to themselves. Carth was constantly complaining about something.