OMG! You just killed the most funnest IMG Forum thread EVAR!!
Tonight I'm going out with my wife! It's awwwwwesome, we're dining Italian. Monday's payday, oh yeah, on Tuesday I'm doing some yard work.
Seriously though, it had a good run and there were some great jokes and jabs but it has really run out of originality so rather than let it endlessly flail I'll put it to sleep. Probably should have done that 15 pages ago but, heck, I was still logging in looking forward to reading it.