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#1 Steve Ballmer

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 05:36 PM

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#2 DirtyHarry50

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Posted 22 April 2018 - 09:50 PM

Is Zune a phone? Whatís it for?

Oh, sorry. I forgot that didnít go too well. Forget I mentioned it.

Iím not sure how to break this to you Steve but I donít think people buy music players anymore since their phones can do that and they need a phone anyway.

It must have been a beautiful thing way back when, the Zoom. Maybe you should donate one to the Smithsonian so that it can be put on display there as a historical oddity. They might like one. They take all kinds of things.
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Posted 23 April 2018 - 10:16 AM

View PostDirtyHarry50, on 22 April 2018 - 09:50 PM, said:

Is Zune a phone? What's it for?

Infidel PIG!!  May Vista have mercy on your blackened heart, not.
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Posted 23 April 2018 - 07:50 PM

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 23 April 2018 - 10:16 AM, said:


Infidel PIG!!  May Vista have mercy on your blackened heart, not.

LOL!

But Iím talkiní bout Zune.
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Posted 24 April 2018 - 10:38 AM

They're good Zunes Bront.
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Posted 24 April 2018 - 11:17 PM

Nobody understands me but my woman.

Thatís why she left I think...

View Postthe Battle Cat, on 24 April 2018 - 10:38 AM, said:

They're good Zunes Bront.

Whoís the cat that wonít cop out, when thereís iPods all about?
tBC!!!
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Posted 25 April 2018 - 08:43 AM

::tBC turns the other butt cheek::  Our Zune who art in Redmond, I beseech thee to have mercy on this heathens blackened heart.  Don't get me wrong O Zune, it's still OK to bitch smite him, just please do it in front of me.  Amen.
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Posted 25 April 2018 - 05:56 PM

I really am the dirtiest.
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