IMG gets bombarded with emails everyday. Usually the questions are your typicial, "When is this game coming out" or "Do you know if this game is coming out". But on occasion we get some wonderful, bizzarre, and yes, stupid emails we thought would be funny to share with our readers.
For the past few months we've been collecting some of the funnier and some of the replies and exchanges we've had. To protect the innocent, we've removed the names of the senders.
Answer: Are you serious? Shame on them!
Question: I was watching The Pyramid with Donny Osmond Today and a Jillian B. was on and I was not happy when she said Damn it and Crap and Damn. This is during an hour when children could be watching. I think the words should have been cut out.
Question: Can you tell me how to send a virus to a friend's computer?
Answer: I'm sorry but I don't know if any virus on the Mac. Plus that's kind of a mean thing to do, don't you think?
Reply: Listen pal, if I want a lesson on what's good vs evil I'll go to church. Are you going to help or not?
Answer: No sir. I will not help you. Good luck.
Question: hey could u help me with somethin?
Answer: I can try. What's the problem?
Reply do u know hwo tot fix if u delete ur BL and u try to load a new one n it says some coudnt be saved or w.e
Answer: Sorry, i don't understand what you're asking.
Reply i deleted my buddy list and tryed to load a new one n now it wont let me add any new buddies or anything
Answer: windows or Mac?
Answer: Sorry, I'm on a Mac. I know nothing about Windows.
Answer: Yes, I agree, Windows is lame.
Question: After down loading file and the message "windows can not open please find a program" appears what is the program to use for the free demo for "nano2demo".
Answer: Hello. The program you downloaded is for Macintosh only. The site you visited is a Macintosh only web site called Macgamefiles.com.
Question: Can you help me? I need a new Mac.
Answer: Sure, I can help you choose a Mac. What kind of computing do you do?
Reply: I know the computer I want. I just need some help with the money. I'm is $500 short.
Answer: Oh, hmm, I'm sorry, but I can't help you financially to purchase a Mac. Good luck though with the purchase.
Reply: You're of no help. Give me $500, please, I'm begging you.
Question: My computer exits out of the internet!!
Answer: I'm sorry, but we cannot provide technical support for computer problems. Please contact your ISP to find out why your Internet connection "exits".
Question: I just downloaded Duke Nukem 3D from the MGF website. How sure can I be it doesn't contain spyware?
Answer: Mac games don't contain spyware. Spyware is mainly found on Windows machine.