The X-box is, of course, about as far from being a Mac related product as you can get, but bear with me. I may be picking at it because I'm still angry and feel like Halo should have been our birthright as Mac gamers. But to address the issue at hand: The quoted text is a genuine blurb from a Microsoft manual, folks. The hugeness of the X-box really hits home when you realize they need to implement safety features to keep it from crushing innocent bystanders like bugs. There's a metaphor there, if you're into that sort of thing.